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    Einstein

    March 14 was Einstein's birthday. He would have been 127. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  2. PAM and WD40 are not totally interchangeable. Day old oatmeal and concrete ARE interchangeable. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  3. Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue .... Skydive naked from an aeroplane ....... Yeeeeeee haaaaa !! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  4. Big difference: There are no 12-step programs for skydivers. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  5. 13.5 Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  6. I guarantee you he is cold. Probably has to pee sitting down for a few days. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  7. I believe it was the famous philosopher, Gallagher who once said, "Don't smoke dope ........................... when you are high. You don't get any higher and it waists the pot." Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  8. It isn't me. No tattoo and I hate the cold ! Probably NSFW Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  9. I have seen many examples in real life, including one wallet I had, personally. I'm gonna disagree with Snopes on this one. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  10. Just don't get anything eel skin. There is something about them that whacks out the magnetic stripe on credit cards. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  11. Every "collection" has to have Fandango. (And every FJC should show the chalk talk from that movie.) And if you want old school, you gotta have "Gypsy Moths". Those guys were nuts. And BONUS, there are boobies! (OK, they are 48 year-old boobies, but they are on screen for at least half a second.) -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
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    DC9 Jet Jumps

    To tell you the truth, I haven't seen the video of my jump either. I have been assured that it does exist. Maybe I didn't really do it after all. I'll have to ask the Rantoul cop who was sitting next to me before I "disembarked". Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  13. Check again, I believe you are using last years tables. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  14. Just like the ski jumper in the opening of Wide World of Sports. Week after week after week he kept going off that jump just so he could be the ".... agony of defeat". Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  15. Slightly NSFW Tattoo Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
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    DC9 Jet Jumps

    I'm taking the lack of response as a "No". Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  17. Just found the owner's manual. Jim Cazer 589 Lakehill Dr. Talladega AL 35160 Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  18. All I have is a phone number. Hope it helps. Cazer Collapsible Pilot Chute 256-268-9843 He made one for me to match my tattoo. -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  19. Immediately after the 9-11 tragedy there was a big deal about emergency escape parachutes for exits from high rise buildings. I haven't heard much about them since. Did they ever come to fruition? Are they out there? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
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    DC9 Jet Jumps

    Did anybody else jump it naked? Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
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    Decade brag

    Yeah, well, you have to take those balmy days when you get 'em ! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
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    Decade brag

    I don't brag alot, but I figure HH can spare a little bit of room. Today I jumped for the 120th consecutive month. And that is in Wisconsin, part of the frozen north. Not bad considering back in the day I was hiding from the guy trying to give me the bowling speech. I am blessed to live near a dropzone that embraces winter jumping. BTW, it was also my 65th consecutive month of jumping nekked. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
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    Pie

    Pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie, mince tarts Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  24. This one. And for the record it has been jumped nekked. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  25. I'll bet IT doesn't have magnetic riser covers. Get better soon! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving