SansSuit

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  1. Of course there is a way around that problem, too. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  2. I get a bunch of them at work. After the obligatory "I'm sorry. I dialed the wrong number.", my answer is: How do you know I didn't answer the wrong phone? Guaranteed 2 seconds of silence on the other end while they try to figure out WTF.
  3. Does this mean that I won't be receiving the $750 he said would be coming? (He didn't get my rig either.) Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  4. And just for the record, SIM is singular. Skydiver's Information Manual.
  5. Criminals aren't criminals because the Rocket Science School was full. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  6. Try exiting the aircraft with your eyes closed and keep them closed for like 15 seconds. See if you can relax and be stable. Trust the Force, Luke. This is assuming of course that the jump is from altitude and not a hop n pop. You ain't jumping at the Pecos Skydiving School. Peace, Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  7. SansSuit

    DAM! :/

    Mothers Against Dyslexia ! Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  8. I love it ! Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  9. Two guys are having the same exact thought at the exact same time. One is walking a tightrope between 2 80-story buildings. The other is getting a BJ from an 80 year old woman. What is that thought? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Don't look down !!" Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  10. I got it. And I agree !! Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  11. If I leave my dog home, how is she going to jump? Just like I am sure that there are people that you "tolerate". True that !! And probably even more people that just tolerate me ! Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  12. I do not believe this to be a true statement. Not everyone loves dogs. I'll bet there are people who just tolerate the dog for your sake. I vote for leaving ALL pets at home. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  13. More importantly, does he remember which leg strap they are on? Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  14. Does your rig have an ROL pocket on the leg strap? That makes a great place for your shorts. When I ordered my current rig, I had Bill Booth and company put a ROL pouch on EACH leg strap. One is for my shorts, one is for my cell phone. The rig was specifically designed for naked jumping. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  15. My first jumping injury. Ft. Bragg, NC. 1978. Drunk, trying to impress my buddy's wife. Jumped from a swing set. Did not PLF. My ankle sounded like when you crack all your knuckles all at one time. It took the Army medical system 3 days to find out that my ankle wasn't the main problem. My leg was broke. Worked out good for me, the profile lasted until after I got out. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  16. 50% of all lawyers finished in the bottom half of their class. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  17. Bored Skydiver Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  18. For me, just the opposite. There was a time when my marriage was in trouble. If I would have gone with the divorce, there wouldn't be any money for jumping, lawyers are expensive. So, I hung in the marriage. Eventually things got better, much better. Now she is the coolest NSSO (Non Skydiving Significant Other) out there. Skydiving actually SAVED my marriage. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  19. Physiology of Skydiving = It makes me feel wonderful !! Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  20. Capital letters exist. Why not capital numerals ?? Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  21. Er....... actually, that would be me. And it isn't a mock up. That was at 4,000'. Shue was way out on the step. There is video from the same angle. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  22. I mean it is spelled weirdly. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  23. "Weird" is spelled wierd. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  24. SansSuit

    Tatto idea

    My wife teases me about when I am in the old folks home how she is going to get stuck explaining to the nurses who are wiping my butt just what that tattoo was all about. Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving
  25. SansSuit

    Tatto idea

    Before you pull the pin, you have to toss the pilot chute .... http://home.wi.rr.com/plummet/tattoo2.html NSFW (or anyone) Peace, -Jeff. Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving