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  1. Nataly

    Wedding Food???

    Nataly replied to DustyP's topic in The Bonfire

    Edit: just realised 90% of this post was unrelated to the topic, so have just kept the related bits
  2. Nataly
    I get it....you're ultra passive-aggressive. Sorry I stepped in. Not passive-aggressive, just want a bit of humour in an otherwise unpleasant situation. The worst thing in all of this is I don't think she means to be such a pain. And we have *tried* to help the situation, but I don't think she is *able* to change. She's just a complete disaster. Therefore I light of all of this, I thought I would indulge in some harmless imaginary "role-play", if you will. Anyway, there have been plenty of amusing suggestions - thanks for everyone's input
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    [Stands up, pauses solemnly, and says:] "My name is Nataly and I'm a push-over"... Actually her name is Natalie and she is homeless. Oh dear.. Well, not all Natalies are irresponsible leeches who sit on the couch all day watching other people's TV... Some of us just want to live peacefully with respectful, tidy people! But hey.. I *totally* relate to your situation. It's actually really frustrating to constantly try to help someone who has no respect for others.. And much as people here are saying you should have done this and that, it's just never that simple. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Oops!! I hit "post" without putting my response!!! But skittles.. Darling.. I can't have you solve *both* of my problems!!! Give other people a chance!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    I haven't screwed myself.. The fact is that this is not my apartment - I'm renting. ie: she has signed the same paperwork with the landlord we all have. This isn't a sub-let arrangement; it is a standard letting arrangement between her and the landlord. Since I'm not the landlord and this isn't my place, my options therefore don't include telling her she's "not welcome"... And sadly, there is nothing she isn't complying with.. She's just an absolute disaster without even meaning to be. My original post clearly specified that I was looking for light-hearted, imaginative and funny ways for me to *laugh* about my situation. Honestly.. At least *try* to offer a more entertaining response!! Come on.. You can DO IT!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Oh don't be silly.. You would *love* it.. And anyway if I did that then I'd have 2 people to kick out "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Interesting hypothesis.. This would be assuming, of course, that her boyfriend is fuckable. Which he's not. He's a silly little French man. Not that I have anything against the French per-se. But I do object to him being silly and little. (And ugly and stupid!!) I would prefer to just kick her out!! Perhaps I should just start having very loud sex... My bedroom *is* directly above hers... But that would put an end to my "dry-spell" problem, and then I'd have nothing to complain about!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    [Stands up, pauses solemnly, and says:] "My name is Nataly and I'm a push-over"... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Not really. Awwww... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  10. Nataly
    *Clever*!! Simple, yet effective "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    OMG, I must send this to all my Polish friends!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    HAA HAAAAA!! Pavlov-style training!! *LOVE* it!!!! Edit to add: OMG I just watched the video you suggested - REALLY funny "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    I vote for a mud-wrestling challenge.. She would *never* beat me!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Hee heeeee!! Do we get to devise some kind of "challenge" for her to perform?? (One that is rigged, of course, to eliminate all possibility of her achieving the goal..!) Ohhh.. What could this challenge be..? Edit to say: T. ex.: Du har tio sekunder for att lara dig Svenska!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Aha - but it's not my house.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Note that my original post said that I felt she was hopeless & I was seeking comic relief
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    Wedding Food???

    Nataly replied to DustyP's topic in The Bonfire

    Been watching "Fandango" again, eh? Huh?? I'm gonna have to google that.. What is it?? "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Ahhh.. Sadly, I feel sorry for her *because* she's such an idiot. I don't have it in me to be mean (except through virtual routes like dropzone.com forums!!!) "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    I can *totally* understand... I'm a very direct person, and I've told my stupid house-mate innumerable times about all the inconsiderate behaviour she should stop.. The trouble is she doesn't stop. And it actually isn't easy telling someone to get out - even if it's your own place. I'm sure he did tell her to leave, and I'm sure she chose not to listen.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Not sure she would, but this made me laugh out loud!!!! Edit to say: I *wish* I could be that rude!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Ohhh.. That's not an entirely bad idea!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
  22. Nataly
    All very well, except that you can't get someone to sign "I will not behave in a way that reflects my limited intellectual quotient." Well.. You could get them to sign, but by default you couldn't hold them to it!! The problem in this case seems to be that she is genuinely just an idiot. And how on earth do you get a moron to behave in a sensible way? I'm not sure it's even her fault - I think she's may just be quite stupid. We have tried everything that is reasonable.. Now I just want to vent & hear some witty ideas that can lighten the situation by making me laugh about it
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    Note for people selecting the first option: SHE'S THICK AS FUCK. I'm all for being polite, but she really, REALLY doesn't get it. But hey.. I put the option there, so I can't really judge!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    Sickipedia

    Nataly replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire

    Ahh.. Another misleading stat: "Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape." Edit to say: mildly amusing, but hardly hilarious. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss
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    You must have a better Wal-mart. BTW: neither lye or powdered lime works very well, don't ask how...but I do know. You pansies!! What's fun about either option? Drowning, chocking or beating to death is *much* more satisfying!!! But not as inventive as sparking up a relationship with a convict Maybe I should just put an add up on a S&M porn site, give her phone number and insist that she should move, given that these sickos know where she lives.. But then, I also live here.. "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss