SkydivingNurse

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content

    441

  • Joined

  • Last visited

    Never

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by SkydivingNurse

  1. SkydivingNurse
    2/0 Release dive and 360 turns dive
  2. SkydivingNurse
    I don't know about the freefly scene (I'm still a student) and I don't know about a week, but come on over to Skydive Pennsylvania for a weekend! Great instructors, everyone is really cool, and we have a big polka dotted Porter that gets up there quick. It's freaking polka dotted! Oh and absolutely nobody never ever farts on the way up
  3. SkydivingNurse
    ...make me happy to be alive! Finally got back into my AFF program after a long layoff. The tandem I recently did was awesome, helped me shake some of the door nerves, but I wanted to get out there with one of those bigass chutes on my back. (bigass chutes cause I got a big ass) I did a release dive, did ok and got back up and did a few 360's. Floater exit! Yay for me! Farted around the dropzone a while, saw a friend make his 5000th dive (Jim, you kick butt). I pull into my drive and lo and behold there is a package on my doorstep. Opened it up to find three kickass beers a friend sent me. Founders Breakfast Stout! Fucking joy! (sorry for all the fizzy yellow beer drinkers~one day you may be worthy ) What a great day to be alive. Tomorrow it's Wings Over Pittsburgh 2005.
  4. SkydivingNurse
    The Hudsucker Proxy Pi (The symbol is on the box, not spelled out) weird movie, had to watch it twice to start to get it.
  5. SkydivingNurse
    Oh but wait, this is nothing compared to putting panties on someone's head or turning up the air conditioning. England lived through Hitler. England will live through the new evil. Stand tall, England, and remember that you are a nation that gave the world Winston Churchill. Prayers for the families.
  6. SkydivingNurse
    I was talking to the guy tonight, asking him about what it was like over there, one thing stuck in my craw, he said that a popular drink is brandy and coke. Is this true? If so, is it any good?
  7. SkydivingNurse
    Ek wens jou vingers verander in vishoeke, en jou balle begin te jeuk. Siug aan my aambeie en wag vir beter dae. Online translators usually aren't too reliable, but these seem funny. BTW, I would NEVER say anything mean to a patient. That's just not nice.
  8. SkydivingNurse
    He had to correct me on the gaan part, I don't even know how to describe it. Anyhoo, my thanks for helping me make a patient smile.
  9. SkydivingNurse
    Sweet. Thanks. Gotta big smile out of him.
  10. SkydivingNurse
    I have a patient today who is South African, very cool accent btw. Anyone know how to say stuff like hello and how are you feeling? He speaks English better than I do, I just thought it might make him smile a bit if I could do something like that for him. Any help is greatly appreciated.
  11. SkydivingNurse
    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7607 Best part is the first line: Global warming looks set to be much worse than previously forecast, according to new research. Ironically, the crucial evidence is how little warming there has been so far. Oh and BTW, the number I saw on the USGS site says that we put close to 22 billion tons of CO2 into the environment every year from combined sources. Venus is chock full of CO2, doesn't seem like a nice place to live, so I'm all for alternative energy sources. Too bad I can't afford cool stuff like solar panels for my home.
  12. SkydivingNurse

    Door Anxiety

    SkydivingNurse replied to alw's topic in The Bonfire

    You'd think that the tight harness and the frap hat would make him feel better about going out the door. Hmmm.
  13. SkydivingNurse
    I'm a level 20 Scientosmologist, and one more engram rundown will let me turn invisible! I'm going to see War of the Worlds tonight, but I'm going to pay to see a different movie to that elron flubbard doesn't know I'm seeing it. Yes, I'm a little tipsy. Blackberry Ale is the shit!
  14. SkydivingNurse
    Women are pretty and they have boobies and most of the time they smell nice.
  15. SkydivingNurse
    GO TEXAS!
  16. SkydivingNurse
    Orlando, Florida. Movie theater parking lot. Caught in flagrante delicto by the entire cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don't know which party was more surprised.
  17. SkydivingNurse
    Big girls need lovin' too.
  18. SkydivingNurse
    Hopefully I'll see some good stuff here. No A-10, though, which sucks ass because the A-10 is the most beautiful plane ever designed by the hand of man. Looking forward to the skydiving demo. It's early so I might get to watch some skydiving and then go do some skydiving myself. Should be a good time.
  19. SkydivingNurse
    SkydivingNurse I know another Murse who shtdives! BTW, not a real good thing to write on a public forum..... I love my country. I love the troops and cops and firefighters, but I will say it again. Try to take my property so that a business can move in and I will do my best to make you pay for it in blood. I probably wouldn't last very long, I have no illusions in my head of being a tenth as good as a police or military sniper, but I will sell myself dearly. I know it looks like "shitdives" but as fast as I type with this god damned latop keyboard, it was upposed to be "skydives." H 2 letters away from K - T next to Y..... oops I do know a Murse, male nurse, who skydives and I'm going for nursing. I dunno, he might shitdive too, but I don't wanna know Trust me, get into nursing and you WILL be shitdiving.
  20. SkydivingNurse
    SkydivingNurse I know another Murse who shtdives! BTW, not a real good thing to write on a public forum..... I love my country. I love the troops and cops and firefighters, but I will say it again. Try to take my property so that a business can move in and I will do my best to make you pay for it in blood. I probably wouldn't last very long, I have no illusions in my head of being a tenth as good as a police or military sniper, but I will sell myself dearly.
  21. SkydivingNurse
    $cientology is a UFO cult dreamed up by a psychotic drug addict. I pity Tom. Sure, he may be porking hot babes, or they may all just be beards, but I pity him nonetheless.
  22. SkydivingNurse
    They can try. They can also hope that their snipers get me before I run out of ammo. .300 Winchester Magnum. It'll be Red Fucking Dawn here.
  23. SkydivingNurse
    Working on it Drink of the moment: Hornsby's Hard Cider (yum) Next DOTM: Rogue Chocolate Stout. All bets are off after that...
  24. SkydivingNurse
    The answer is within the question, grasshopper. (Always wanted to say that) Just tell her that you both gave it a good honest try but things just didn't work out.
  25. SkydivingNurse
    Give up beef. Start drinking rauchbier. Problem solved. Some of them taste a little like smoked meats