Lindercles

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  1. Of course you can....just don't tell them it's a CZ.
  2. YEAH, FUCK 'EM! All those Bonfire idiots are homosexual, and shouldn't be allowed to get married. Also, most of them are immigrants and should be sent back to Mexico, but only after we confiscate their handguns and burn their flags. What's with those idiotic "family values" over there anyway. Sheesh.
  3. And the bonfire is full of masters of the killing of subtlety of jokes. Just thought I'd do my part to chip in.
  4. As long as we're on the subject of nature photos, here's a pic of one of the killdeer that used to nest in my parents' backyard every year.
  5. Show 'em pics of boobies. That oughta shut 'em up.
  6. You had to make your own drinks???? Fuck THEM!
  7. You tried. You can't be expected to chase people down to pay. You did what you could, the rest is their fault.
  8. What? I didn't make the list? Oh wait, I thought this was the "Biggest Asshole" poll.
  9. I'm just tryin' to help a brotha out!
  10. Well then, you have no choice but vigorous masturbation.
  11. Wait, where are you now? Are pills as easy to come by wherever you are as they are in a combat zone?
  12. fanny=coochie??? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  13. You're right, don't try it at home. Try it in public. The public humiliation of your partner makes the orgasm all the more intense.
  14. Do you intend to imply that you have men figured out?
  15. The only true way to win in the aluminum racket is to get a fourth truck the weekend before Mother's Day, but even that's been tried and failed.
  16. Is someone feeling a bit nostalgic today?
  17. I've never been married, but I've given this a lot of thought. Frankly, I've never really understood the need to change anyone's name, but I don't have a problem with doing it either. When I do get married, I'll leave it up to her and be happy with whatever she decides. It really just doesn't matter that much to me at all. The one that really confuses is when people call themselves "Mr. and Mrs. [man's name]." I mean, if you want to change your last name that's one thing, but it's not like you become that person when you marry them. Maybe I just don't get it.
  18. No way! Your design would be like sleeping together on a twin matress....not enough LEG ROOM!
  19. SNL did a bit like that a few years ago.
  20. Plus it's narrated by Ludacris! Sweet!