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  1. Lindercles
    With all the America bashing going on in the Bonfire today, let's not forget this little gem from our limey neighbors across the pond. Fess up Andy, I know it's you.
  2. Lindercles
    Fixed it for ya.
  3. Lindercles
    What is this "joke" you speak of?
  4. Lindercles
    There's a lot of work to be done in order to make up a bunch of mislabeled maps and spend a day asking people to pick out countries, and then edit the footage to show the 10 or 15 real dumbasses in the crowd. If he wants to make it a little easier on himself next time he can borrow my barrel and shotgun, but he'll have to provide his own fish and shells.
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    I'm bumping this just because it's two weeks away and hasn't gotten much response, even though I haven't figured out what the hell I'm doing that weekend yet.
  6. Lindercles
    No, but my last date has! (ooo, that was bad, even for me. )
  7. Lindercles
    link?
  8. Lindercles
    Well, every pink elephant has a dancing fairy. Er, wait, I mean, every dark cloud had a silver lining. Yeah, that's it.
  9. Lindercles
    The average cow produces 21 times more sewage per day than the average human. So a dairy with 10,000 cows produces as much daily waste as a 210,000 person city. Except dairies aren't required to have sewage treatment systems, so the waste is left to pollute to growndwater. And people look at me funny when I tell them I'm a vegetarian for environmental reasons.
  10. Lindercles
    Why, Mike Rowe, of course.
  11. Lindercles
    It's really fun to walk around the office humming or whistling a tune, and then walk around a few minutes later and see how many other people are humming it.
  12. Lindercles
    Plus it's bad for your running. Yay!
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    Fixed it for ya.
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    Here.
  15. Lindercles
    I may be ugly but at least I've got a small penis! Wait...dammit!
  16. Lindercles
    This thread is insensitive.
  17. Lindercles
    Dude, I've tried. I'm pretty sure it's impossible. Well, unless you remove a couple of ribs...
  18. Lindercles
    It's an AN-2.
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    Trip to Greece

    Lindercles replied to Zeppo's topic in The Bonfire

    I have, and if you ever get a chance, do it. That is one of the most awesome places I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. But be careful of local bus drivers on mountain passes (no shit, there I was). Also, the locals are really nice and if you're not careful the local barmen will fill you full of raki and regale you with stories of the war.
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    You can get it, but you have to order it from overseas. I've tried it, but I've never been able to get past the taste enough to actually feel much from it.
  21. Lindercles
    All this talk about Greece in other threads makes me think about ouzo. Easily the most hallucinogenic alcohol I've had (just barely edges out tequila). And it's great fun, too. Somewhere I made a post about drinking a whole bottle of ouzo the night before my aff 3, but that's another story.
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    Trip to Greece

    Lindercles replied to Zeppo's topic in The Bonfire

    Tent? Who needs a tent? I spent a bit of time in the Cyclades a while back, and on a small island called Anafi (just west of Santorini), I slept on the beach for a couple nights. Just dig a hole, build a fire, put rocks in the fire for a couple hours, then put the rocks in the hole and cover with sand. Bam, instant warm bed. BTW, to answer your question about weather, Greece gets pretty fucking cold in the winter.
  23. Lindercles
    There are two boogies going on in the Austin area that weekend, both about the same distance from Houston. One of them at Skydive San Marcos, the other at Skydive Temple. Both have threads in this forum, and you can find some info about both at the following links: Skydive San Marcos Halloween Carnival Skydive Temple Halloween Boogie (just scroll down a bit)
  24. Lindercles
    The great thing about it is how versatile it is. Trying shoving a Zoloft up your ass and see what happens.
  25. Lindercles
    Why, for cleaning the sand out of your vagina, of course.