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  1. Lindercles
    One day Superman was flying over the city and happened to catch a glimpse through the window of Wonder Woman's apartment and saw her lying naked on the bed, legs spread wide. Using his super speed, Superman flew through her window, gave her a few quick humps and flew off, all in about a second. "What was that?" Wonder Woman asked. "I don't know" replied the Invisible Man, "but my ass sure hurts."
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    Wind was a little high, but it died down in the evening. No jumps because the runway was still wet from the rain Wednesday night.
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    Meh, who needs jumps when you've got beer, friends, and complete strangers to make inappropriate jokes to.
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    I'm not sure if it was the particular wording or the misspellings, but somehow I figured that was you. Of course, it's irrelevant since it's gone now anyway.
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    I started my fair share of uncontrollable fires when I was a kid. I still like to play with fire, but I'm a little better at it now.
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    Yeah, what she said. I didn't even think of it as a PA until this thread. Also, the wikipedia entry has changed since it's first posting and is freaking hilarious right now.
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    Ironically, Dave is one of the few backward, redneck, carnivorous honkies that would actually care about the loss of vegetables.
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    Dude, do you want me to kick their ass for you? You know I've always got your back.
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    Screw you, I'm on my way. See you there.
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    Quiet you!
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    Dammit!
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    Yes, he is. And everyone who posts to this thread is in the line of fire, too, which is exactly why I'm not going to post in this thread. Wait, dammit!
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    Let me know when you do, I'm in.
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    I certainly can't say that I understand what would possess someone to do that. But I can say that people never know what they're capable of until they're put into a situation. The same way that you never know how you're going to react to skydiving until you make a jump, you never know how you will react to living in post-Katrina New Orleans unless you do it. Most people are capable of far more seriously fucked up shit than they would ever let on in their normal daily lives.
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    It was probably a welcome change for the voodoo shop.
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    Typical. One side says "I've had enough, I want reciprocity." And the other side says "OK, you'll get it, just give a little more." But then a little more becomes a little more and then a little more after that. When does it end? It ends now! The men have given quite enough. Beg all you want, we're through. We're tired of dangling on your baited hooks. We're on strike dammit. We demand reciprocity!
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    I guess 20 years does count as a "bit." But much of his stuff was actually written in the 17th century.
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    I went back and read your post again. I see now that it says "rediscovered." I'm much less confused now.
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    Asking me to pick my favorite Beatles song is like asking any parent to pick their favorite child. It's just not fair. Except there are more Beatles songs! But first to spring to mind are "In My Life" and "Across the Universe." "And Your Bird Can Sing" also has particular sentimental value. BTW, how is it that you're just now getting into the Beatles??? Edit: I forgot "For No One." Oh man, that song gets me.
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    If you're concerned about damage, consider that taking it out of the bag may expose it to any number of other factors that can damage it, like sunlight, snags, or even spills.
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    Damn, that haircut makes you look pissed!
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    I didn't figure on seeing her in a thread about men's flaps, so I went ahead and posted it in her spirit.
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    I chose to believe that was a clever Ed Sullivan joke.
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    It is? *gasp* gee, sir, I hadn't noticed that.
  25. Lindercles
    No problem, just get one of these.