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I thought all the Hollywood Stars jumped at Perris. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've never jumped at Perris and I don't wanna have to tell you who I am..HINT: driving the golf cart at WFFC was merely a cover for a research project.... um..okay so anyway... Why wouldn't Stone jump in NC? I've hung with DaGimp and if he's good enough for me, she 'may' be good enough for him...so there... She's probably in Aviators right now cashing in some poker chips and lickin' hotwing sauce off her fingers...whooohooooo!! Jake..I believes ya! (now where's my video, dammit?)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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.... but now they are going to point there little greasy fingers at us if they find out about that girl missing! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hee-hee..better greasy than bloody!!! Check, please!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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...um...err..free information. I was doing research..yeah, that's it...and by the way..I'd like to NOTE something here: In the WHATS KINKY thread...#69 is our VERY own, EEEEENNNNNNERRRRRR...lets hear it for een....YAAAAY!! ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Booowhahahahahaha ~~~~~~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Tell her to come back tomorrow when things are properly set up... So, was it good for YOU?~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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I got FROZEN on that page, then SPAMMED. I'm going to need counselling!! Sidebar to PeacefulJeffrey: ...Out from your pocket, you take a pair of stainless steel, high quality handcuffs, and a matching pair of leg irons (yes, they're a slightly bigger size special for ankles).... Can you describe these pants..in particular..that pocket?? And take all the time you need, I'm in no rush...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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4.The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior." I will have to think about number 4 for a bit as that could be a problem but I am sure I can find away around it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Too late. I already called 'foul' on the using of ten foot poles. It seems if there's another person in the room and there's physical stimulation, you lose your billion. Quick, somebody start the third poll--who would you lose a billion to have sex with?~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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....NOPE...thats not what the condition is. The condition is no sex with anyone except yourself. That means, no mutual masturbation, no touching, no kissing leading to orgasm, no nuffin'. You can't even use that ten foot pole over there. I think Scotts got an offer for a billion and he's seriously looking to us for loopholes. ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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You know, I don't even feel bad for not getting a reference to Anna Nicole, but I have no idea what that comment means. Anna Nicole Smith, Golddiger Supreme with Cheese: http://www.moono.com/html/anna-nicole-smith/anna-nicole-smith-pictures.cfm What I meant was...in order for me to have a billion dollars and BE with someone and NOT have sex, I'm thinking a golddiger would support a decision like that. 'Anna Nicole has a brother?...'...get it?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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VERY funny stuff!! I like #3..'does your mom still hang out in dockside bars??'... I'm glad there were no fish involved ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Well, you could still be with someone, just no sex... Anna Nicole has a brother? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Dying in 10 years is one thing (you never stipulated if the person had an incurable illness, advanced age, etc.) and there's always some loophole to be had. But having all that money and you can't be with anyone else? Keep it.~~April Edited to add: hmmmmm...you could probably buy the BESTEST toys with that money..who needs anyone else? Mark me undecided! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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...but got the chance to go white water rafting which is something I've never done before and really wanted to do so... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, now you've done and and it made you sick so no more of THAT, Miss-Missy! We've got too many things to do. I just had a scary thought. Think of the convertible and then think of what Flyangel2 did in the minivan (okay, we'll leave the convertible out of this). But you get well soon because we have a lot of things to do yet! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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I think you have to be born with a 'certain something' to be a comedian. A strong acting ability, a sense of self-depreciation, and the guts to walk off the stage when you're dying and keep trying. I have definite ideas about laughter in general...its a hostile act. A fun, but nevertheless hostile act. Something gets broken--we laugh Someone slips on a banana peel--we laugh (if its staged..if its real-life we ask if they are okay then we laugh. Something always gets destroyed in the course of laughter. We don't laugh at the beautiful stuff. When someone says 'I love you' or gives you something special, there's no laughter. Let them do it while making a fart face, and its funny. I don't think you can teach more than timing and some rehearsed material, but that ability to have people laugh at and with you comes from within and not everyone can do that professionally.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Avast, me name be.... Red Prudentilla Flint "Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!" Chipped and sparky sounds like a new way of saying drunk!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Oh no Your hair is on fire! You're not him. but I'm still staring blankly.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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I may be a big wussy but I think you're nuts! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You're no wussy! You're smart! Glad you're leaving and I hope that your home is okay when you get back. You are taking whats important and I'm glad. Hugs to you and Molly....~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Tip for the men....don't have indiscriminate sexual encounters to avoid frivolous rape charges. Kbone could tell me my very own hair was on fire and I'd just stare at the screen. Check some of his other posts, Dagny, and you'll see he's got his own special take on things sensitive.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Riiiiiight..then how come you are having beer and pancakes(edit: ooops...Cornflakes!) ?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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there are 234 ceiling tiles in my history class
aprilcat replied to moodyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
I feel your pain! I had a professor that taught required lectures. He'd talk about the good old days, who he had lunch with (famous always), who he 'discovered' (yeah, right), before he launched into the film topic~~which was ALWAYS about which actresses in the films gave him a boner (I SWEAR he said that) and which were 'dogs'. Thank God for TA's. Once...a girl fell asleep during lecture and had a very interesting sex dream (it was NOT me)..we were honorable and woke her up and tried not to laugh (fat chance). Moody...just read what's required, study, and pay his ass back when he hands out the evaluation of the class in the end...~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! -
Check that out April...sounds a lot better huh? ~R+R... No! I know he is still calling us something else. Pirates perhaps? Arrrrrgh! Get the Turtle to walk the plank! Prepared to be boarded!! Arrrrrgh...what? oh, sorry, wrong thread By Monday we should have morphed back into the lovely calm 'people' we are ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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I gotta cook for all the "people" staying at the house. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hmmmmmmmm..... Hopefully the people will like what you "cook"! (smarty-boots)! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Who can go line for line on a Pulp Fiction scene with me?
aprilcat replied to ccowden's topic in The Bonfire
I will take one scene and start. Who can do it??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tarantino can.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! -
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!~~A. Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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Show up in the birdman suit and you'll be the BESTEST looking one there! Congratulations! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!