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  1. Nice to know where your dirty mind was when you posted the poll in the first place. My My you are just sooooo willing to step up and help me, and I really appreciate that VB. I am married and waaay past my prime. I think I will have to pass. -Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  2. Making it or watching it be more specific
  3. LMAO! I called my son to have him watch that. He is 17 and I told him. Please be a nice and respectful roomate when you leave home.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  4. If you cant make me cum with your non metalized penis, what makes you think a piercing is going to help? My pussy does not want to be hammered by a woody with a nail in it.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  5. *Steak and a BJ day is in no way a retarded ass holiday. As made up as it may be it is joyous. ________________________________ That was such a fun thread-Check it out Steak and a BJ thread http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=921010;search_string=steak%20and%20a%20bj;#921010 not sure how to make clicky so paste in the browser
  6. The Muppet Treasure Island Movie from 1996. (My child asked to leave) soooooo BORING. The Ring-I coulda went my whole life without watching that movie As for the most entertaining B movies... CREEPSHOW- Best dang B movie-LMAO
  7. That SOB wanted me to do a DVDA the other PM! I would have been a very DSO. WTF? MF cocksucker that I am, I blew his head off with a great BJ instead!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  8. I do not know what happens to other ladies, but I glow with happiness and practically walk at a run, and breathe deeply " I FEEL GOOD, I KNEW THAT I WOULD, I FEEL NICE- LIKE SUGAR AND SPICE-SO GOOD-SO NICE- I GOT YOUUUUUUUUU! WOW "-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  9. Aint nothing else like it. I held my composure on the phone, but after we hung up, I dropped to my knees and thanked God for that blessing. My face hurts from grinning all day today. My heart feels like a bass drum. I called my dad right after, it soooo made his day. you have no idea how sorry that man is for what he did back then. Thank you everybody for sharing this day and this personal moment with me today. I am sooo completly happy and high on life. -Caress
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    piercing poll

    could'nt do it I love my "hood" just the way it is. The [chance] that I could lose the ability to cum? NO FLIPPEN WAY WOULD I EVER DO THAT TO MYSELF. Metal in your mouth? in your face? In your hooo hooo? Your tittys? why complicate something that is not complicated! I say you are asking for an infection. Just MHO-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  11. My bosses are attending in person. And the Ball too. How groovy for them.
  12. I dont think I have ever cried after sex, if anything I am panting in a sweaty heap, then at times I begin to laugh and smile and tickle him while he is down and defenslessmen are sweaty heaps longer, I guess I usually end up on the floor from tickle fights, or in the shower cleaning up for another go-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  13. Hi there everyone; I wanted to share my personal joy with all of you. My fathers first marriage ended badly. He left his first wife while she was with child ( my sister ) Due to the death of their son ( my brother) They blamed each other for that and ended up hating each other. I had found my sister when I was 21. We met and had a good relationship for about 5 years. We had our first sons 3 months apart. The last time we saw each other, our sons were about 2 or 3 years old. She moved, I moved and we lost each other. I found on the internet some clues to lead me to an address, and I sent a letter saying hey this is who I am and I believe you are my sister I am writing to give you the option to contact me, and it is okay if you dont want to. Yesterday was her birthday and she received the letter yesterday, and her & her husband called me, and she said I am the best birthday present ever! Can't life just be sooooo awesome?- Caress
  14. Do you mean caught or interupted? I have been interupted several times. That moment looks just like on Ace Ventura 2 "Can you meet me outside in 10 minutes? If I dont finish my mantra I tend to get a little cranky." Alrighty bye bye then." If I was ever caught, it was by my hubby who said would you like this? and I say YUP! Otherwise I finish and thats that.
  15. +1 BRRRRROCKBOKBOKBROK you are a chicken TUNA-SALAD POST IT POST IT POST IT!!! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  16. What month do you want to travel? The Skyfest boogie in June might fit the bill. I'm not sure which dz it will be at this year, but it will be in the south. ---------------------------------------------------------- If the above is true, then why not make it several DZ's over a period of time. If you are going to sweep across the south in the summer-you could try this Z Hills, Deland, and Space Center in Florida, then goto Aggieland, then on to Skydive Arizona, then head for either Perris or Elsinore in California. Then when you turn around to go home, maybe WFFC will be happening and you can stop there in Illinois via Skydive Chicago. Just a thought-Might as well make a tour out of it.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  17. Oh Yes a good back scratching AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I scratch my sons back for him, I scratch my hubby's back on request and I do the Baloo scratch on my back with a tree. It is a must-Gotta have it. Not scratching a back when requested is abuse. Tell her that Suzanne said she must!-Caress
  18. So happy for you Ed. Keep up the good road. (((((((HUGS))))))) Congrats! -Caress
  19. QuoteWhat do you call it when you have a mutual dislike for someone but they go out of their way to have contact with you? I voted Creepy If they know that their presence makes you uncomfortable and they turn up everywhere you are, that is a C-R-E-E-P-Y person. Can I ask how they are finding out your social calender? I'd check for a leak. Perhaps a silent butt deadly fart bomb within range? Or you can be plain ass vulgar and scratch yourself and tell them that between the herpes and the crabs, you need to be excused.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
  20. Making Love Silly! Its my Anniversary!
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    Solo Sex

    QuoteOld joke: Guy: "Do you smoke after sex?" Girl: "I don't know; I never looked." ------------------------------------------------- usually a sweating, rubber-legged heap of hard breathing, and bliss!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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    Solo Sex

    why is it wrong to be turned on that a girl can wrap around something as small as a cigarette filter? I think the fact that back then she was tight, that turns you on. It is well known on this site that when I was young I was High and Bi, so I doubt that has anything to do with being turned on
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    Solo Sex

    That was great! actually that night I told her she was going to have to stop that or she would end up with cervical cancer from smoking with her pussy. We laughed til we cried that night -yup those days-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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    Solo Sex

    I had a girlfriend who could smoke with her koochie and blow the smoke back out-thinking about it now is not too appealing but it was funny as hell then.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.