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  1. Boy, this statement and your avatar go hand in hand. So let's tell the kids not to do it, and then turn our backs and assume they won't. It just CAN't be happening. We told them not to. It's not like those media pressures to grow up fastre are gonna have any effect. Those teenage pregnancies, well there not all that common. And they happen to those "other" people. He let me know if I'm laying the sarcasim on too thick now. When I move to your world I'm gonna have a pony. How about we "Encouraging schoolchildren to experiment with oral sex" instead of discouraging it? Yeah sorry, I think you guys are correct. The best was to prevent teenage pregnancy is to introduce them to oral sex. Last time I checked oral sex will lead to sex, kinda like my drug analogy. Do you guys think encouraging sexual activity will prevent sexual activity? Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  2. Thats a stupid way of dealing with a problem. Why dont we teach kids how to roll joints so they dont go ahead and snort crack? Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  3. I named that position "shootin blanks" Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  4. My favorite is hand on penis with up and down motion while watching porno by myself Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  5. Thats not a bad deal. If i bid can i keep it? I wouldnt mind a second rig J/K Anyways, good job guys. I hate pricks like him, bust his azz! Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  6. Yes, good question. Why wernt u jumping that day JumpCrazy instead of playing with dirt Sinner Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  7. Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  8. hahahahah check out this http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3668001847&category=310 This is a KICK ASS altimeter, the same used by the pros, that normally retails at skydiving shops for nearly $250. Check my feedback. Bid with confidence! This is a solid, almost too good to be true deal... lmfao, i got mine for $138 from rigs and things. This guys a joke Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  9. you guys do know who William Hung is dont you??? he currently study at UC burkley right now. Uh its kinda odd why he chose to audition in the first place because his major is civil engineering which is not totally not related to music. But but um he really likes music and wants to make music his living. Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  10. He already gave his best and he has no regrets at all. You know, he has no profession training of singing or dancing, so..... Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  11. For me its definetly "she Bangs" by Willaim Hung The best some ever hands down Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  12. "what if your chute doesnt open" I always answer with "well if it doesnt open then im going to call the manuafactures and ask for my f'n money back" Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  13. My rig is sitting safely on the floor in my closet. It has been packed for about 3 months now, is this bad for it????? Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  14. my rig is my car Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  15. UPDATE i emailed kurupee the other day and they got back to me asap and said they are very concerned about the zipper problem and for me to send it back into them. I guess I have to pay for shippin again but im gettin my suit fixed
  16. The monkey what kind of zipper did they use for yours. On mine they used a cheap plastic one that was broken on the bottom, and now when it gets to that part it get jammed Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  17. Oh and another thing is the zippers broken Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  18. I had a very reputable person do it for me. The measurements were correct. The suit wasnt built properly to the measurments Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  19. Yeah i have one. I have only put about 10-15 jumps on it and its just not working, im almost ready to sell it. I had to remove the velcro on the upper chest because the collar was to tight and the zipper was digging into my neck. Another thing is that the legs are way to baggy. I dont have much experience but they fold over the velcro and im almost tripping over them. Dont get me wrong, kurupee has great prices and as far as quality goes they rock But mine just doesnt fit work a darn Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  20. "Parachutists should thoroughly inspect their parachutes at their destination to ensure that it has not been tampered with or damaged in a manner that renders it unsafe. " This quote came straight from the TSA website. This is not only true in this case, but for anyone touching your equipment. Always check to see that everything is okay. This is a little off topic so ill say sorry right now. But whats really bothering me is, I keep hearing of airport inspectors cutting cables and in once case poking a reserve with a screw driver. I just want to give a heads up to these inspectors, IF YOU DO SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THIS YOU JUST MIGHT BE GOING TO JAIL FOR MURDER Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  21. Im usually done just before sunset. Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  22. Well since I've done that kind of work, I'm sure you and I have done some kind of work together. Yes i think youre right, im known as james, james bond Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  23. Are you guys honestly telling me that none of you have done secret government spy work while skydiving? Bunch of rookies Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
  24. Na dude, you should have punched him j/k you should have kicked him Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land
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    Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land