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Hey LawRocket, you think Dave Mishkin goes overboard when we score, make sure you check him out if we win the cup. He may die. Forty-two

Hey, I corrected my mistake right away in my other thread Forty-two

When I come see you for the raping your team will endure by the Bucs, remind me to smack you around a bit. Forty-two

Last game. I couldn't be more excited. I have a good feeling about this. Time to give the Cup a tan. Forty-two

John Stockton was 6'1" and he wasn't even one of the shortest. Forty-two

***I'm hoping to see Mons Venus.*** That would be 20 minutes NE of me. The place fucking rocks. Forty-two

They should let him go seeing it was a cop. Forty-two

Yeah, stabbing yourself to death is pretty extreme. Definitly no grain in the silo. Forty-two

According to many different sources, the appropriate price is 4 times a months salry. But seriously, do what is in your heart. Cheap, expensive, plain, original...it's the thought that counts. It comes from your heart. Forty-two

Remember that American that was beheaded? Remember how disgusted at the fact a man was beheaded? Well here's an instance where I would love to see it happen. This man needs to be beaten until he dies. Forty-two

No Bug Juice? Forty-two

Clicky Forty-two

We are enjoying the website. Take a gander at your most voted for option in this poll. Maybe that's a sign. Forty-two

Excellent site that shows the faces and brief info on each American we've lost. Clicky Forty-two

Depends on the nature of the post. If it is to say farewell or post informative sites to honor a great man then Bonfire. If it's for all the other worthless meaningless crap you all debate pointlessly back and forth then the Speakers Corner. Man, Slug, you spend a great deal of time worrying about the Moderator's job. Relax and let them do theirs. Forty-two

Wow, you couldn't be more wrong if you tried. Forty-two

I'm a little disturbed you have a man's package as your avatar. Are you trying to tell us something? Forty-two

Sure you've heard some of these before. An ostriche can run faster than a horse Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th." Just two mammals possess hymens. Humans and horses. Henry Ford never had a driver's license. In Los Angeles, 136 hours a year are wasted by the average commuter in slowed or stopped traffic. During World War I, French soldiers were nicknamed Poilu, meaning "hairy ones." In a study of more than 80,000 American women, those who drank moderately had only half the heart attack risk of those who didn't drink at all. Americans currently have $700 billion in credit card debt. The typical driver will honk their car horn 15,250 times during their lifetime. The custom of a red lantern to signify a brothel was first introduced in Avignon, France, in 1234. The most extras ever used in a movie was 300,000, for the film Gandhi in 1981. In London, it rains more on Thursdays than any other day of the week. It takes 4,000 grains of sugar to fill a teaspoon. Animal, that famous Muppet drummer, was inspired by Keith Moon of The Who. Summers on Uranus are 21 Earth-years long. Forty percent of women say they have thrown footwear at men. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world's mail. The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions! What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off! Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath There is a city called Rome on every continent. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland! Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day! Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness. The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe! The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet! Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different! The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin! The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle. Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible. Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it. On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute. More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes. The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words. More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times! The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish. Earth is the only planet not named after a god. It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA. You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206. Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food! Dolphins sleep with one eye open! It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old! The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not Slugs have 4 noses. Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years! A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue! The average person laughs 10 times a day! An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain Forty-two

Or worse, going here for a dip in the pool. Forty-two

Probably heard some of these before but saw these and thought they were hysterical. 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day. 10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old. 11. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department has a 5 minute response time. 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 22. Cats throw up twice their weight when dizzy. Forty-two

Don't know about the rest of you sports fans, but this series does not excite me in the least. I happen to dislike both teams. Tactically, it is shaping up to be a poor series. Lakers take this in 5. Won't be close. I hate to admit this, but I am pulling for the Lakers (still can't believe I said that) for one reason and one reason only. Karl Malone. Out of all the greed and poor role models in basketball, Karl is one of the few good ones. He is one of the nicest men you will meet and one hell of a bball player. The Magic are my team, but I always rooted for the Jazz because of him and Pasty...aka John Stockton. Stockton is my all-time fav player. He was brilliant to watch. Also owner of the all-time assist and steal record. Simply amazing. Too bad Stockton didn't run to LA for the ring too. Shame he never got it. Anyways, here's to Malone getting his ring. Have to root for any black man who lives on a ranch and jams to country music Good luck, Mailman. Forty-two

I always thought the "perfect spot" was something else. Forty-two

I blew it on pussy and beer. Again. Forty-two

These options are only for the freaks And shame on your for not doing any 3-ways, women or enough men to fill the Romanian Army. For now on you're to be referred to as Miss Boring

Roseanne wouldn't let him out of the house. Forty-two