tunaplanet

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  1. Ping pong is capable of having a fat man be a top player. Period. You can bring up your boyfriend being good at ping pong all you want. Doesn't change anything. Forty-two
  2. What's that old saying? Truth is stranger than fiction. Forty-two
  3. Anyone want to go to a wedding? Forty-two
  4. Heh. That's code for him not knowing why. Actually the article I'm reading now says that skydiving will most likely never be an event. Oh well. Forty-two
  5. I want to be a judge for the synchronized fucking event. Forty-two
  6. ROFL. I guess ping-pong isn't manly sounding. Forty-two
  7. I fully expected someone to say this being how everyone on these forums is so contradictive. Give me a break. You could weigh 800 lbs and hit the ball from the same spot. When I was stationed in Virginia there was this bar in Virginia Beach we used to frequent. In the back they actually had table tennis set up in the back near the darts, pool and foosball. There was a guy who weighed close to 300 lbs and was awesome. He was a freak. Hardly anyone beat him. So yes, fat people can play table tennis and very well. Forty-two
  8. Boxing. Niagara Falls. Asparagus and rhubarb. Baseball. Strawberry. The pear grew inside the bottle. Dwarf, dwell, and dwindle. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses. Minnesota. Forty-two
  9. Oh. Someone answer this for me. Is it possible skydiving could someday be an olympic event? I mean if they have synchronized swimming, why not skydiving? Anyone know if this has ever been brought up to the olympic commitee? Forty-two
  10. I was looking at the list of events for the Olympics and saw table tennis. WTF?!?!?!?!?! How long has this been a sport? And for the love of God why?!?!?!?!?! Call me old-fashioned but no sport should be in the olympics if a fat man can play it. What's next? Foosball? Darts? Pool? Bass fishing? Give me a break. Forty-two
  11. Ok, we have officially exhausted every possible decent thread topic. We've covered everything. Time to shut her down. Goodnight everyone and drive home safely. Forty-two
  12. No. She's just trashy in general. Forty-two
  13. Not to mention she is extremely skanky looking. I bet the TMs drew straws to see who had to take her. Forty-two
  14. Not surfing on the internet at work is a 100% guaranteed method not to pull up stuff that may get you fired. Forty-two
  15. tunaplanet

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    Saw the trailer a few weeks back. Looks lame. Of course all Jet Li movies blow. Forty-two
  16. Could never get over his fake ebonics accent. Not to mention his routine was just never really funny. For those who have never heard him, he has this one line where he goies... "My name is Ralphie May. I'm from da hood. That's D-A- Hood." See what I mean? Forty-two
  17. ROFLMAO at the beauty queen one. That is fucking classic. Forty-two
  18. Is that the fat white kid that tries to talk black? Forty-two
  19. What is the appropriate tip to a rigger for packing your rig with live and dead, squished leeches all over it? Forty-two