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Racial Slurs Dead or Alive Porn Star or My Little Pony Beer Quiz Jail Bait Or Not Funny IRC Conversations Survival Quiz Dukes of Hazzard Driving Quiz Glossary of Perverted Terms Guess the Movie Paper Airplane Simulator Blood Alcohol Level Orgasms Around the World Forty-two
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And yet another classic..... One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violators of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. He then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "tonight, I'm the designated decoy". Forty-two
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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few. " "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." Forty-two
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I use www.skydivingfatalities.info myself. It's a great site. Not much more you can want from it. Forty-two
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Oh boy, here we go..... Forty-two
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Shit, sorry. I told my mom and her friends to never go back there again. My apologies. It will never happen again. Forty-two
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Waiting to see THOSE pics. Forty-two
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Wow, topics are getting thin. Forty-two
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.....THEY TOWED MY CAR AWAY!!!!! Forty-two
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F**K Whiteys Christmas- new Black Panthers
tunaplanet replied to captainpooby's topic in The Bonfire
Oh boy. Can't wait for THAT!!!!! Forty-two -
heh, it was a joke. heard it before...just a little differently. Forty-two
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I do not carry weapons for anything work related. It is just habit, nit to mention safety. Bad situations do not occur when you are prepared. They occur when your pants are down. No such thing as being too safe. No matter how much you plan and prep for safety, Mr. Murphy is always lurking nearby to make your life miserable. And no, I am not a cop nor a SWAT member. I am a consultant for SWAT units around the state. I teach them new tactics and methods, along with making suggestions to the department in regards to weapons, armor and equipment. Forty-two
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Macarena Electric Slide Chicken Dance Hokey Pokey Forty-two
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Yes. Forty-two
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Humans, yes. Animals, no. Forty-two
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Any concert with Rush. Hands down the greatest rock and roll band. Period. They put on a fantastic light show and just general performance. Neil Peart is the God of drumming. Forty-two
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Lol, ok...let me clear the record. First off let's all agree Pluto has a big mouth and more loose-lipped than a bunch of old women in a sewing circle. Secondly, I love dogs. Love all animals for that matter. Third, I fired two warning shots at the dog (it was a pit bull) hoping to scare it away. It kept trying to get on top the dumpster. The third shot was the head shot. And yes, I carry a sidearm on me all the time...jogging, doing errands, grocery shopping, church, mowing the lawn, airports...everywhere. Well there you have it. Didn't want you all to think I was some animal abuser. And the local police were notified immediately. The officer actually laughed and found it amusing. Forty-two
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Oh man...this is easy... REMO WILLIAMS : THE ADVENTURE BEGINS!!!!!!!!!! I love that fucking movie. Forty-two
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You're a naughty girl. Go to my room! Forty-two
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Church. Towards the back. Right pew. No one was there. Forty-two
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Lol I never get tired of that. Funny shit. Forty-two
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Never enjoyed calling one names. When someone irritates me I prefer the "beer bottle over the head" move followed by the "tossing over the bar by balls and throat." Works everytime. Forty-two
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Heh, it took me a while to realize who you were. Forgot I told you about this site. Welcome aboard. Oh, and if you want to take me you better bring a small howitzer, skippy. Welcome again, Pluto. Forty-two