Sheenster303

Mine was rather accurate considering I've had my share of bad luck in the past couple of months. Now I just have to figure out how to stop the bad karma. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): What seems like bad luck is not always caused by the whims of fate. Sometimes it's the result of dumb decisions and their consequences. Take the "Curse of the Bambino." It has supposedly prevented baseball's Boston Red Sox from winning the World Series since the team got rid of future Hall of Famer Babe Ruth in 1920. But the real reason for Boston's enduring mediocrity is less occult: the racism of its owners. After Jackie Robinson finally integrated the game in 1949, Boston lagged far behind in signing black players. Not until the 1990s did the Red Sox catch up with other teams. Let this be a goad to your meditations, Pisces. Think about parts of your life that have seemingly suffered from bad luck. Identify the past events that are the true cause, and devise a forceful plan to dissolve the karma. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Very nice valid argument. The premises followed the conclusion very nicely. uh oh.........been at school wayyy too long today. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I saw the cartoon version of the Grinch for the first time since I was five last night. It made me very upset at first to see how mean he was. But then I became happy at the end. I loved it! Now, I must watch it again tonight on the Cartoon Network. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

A Christmas Story gets on my last nerve! I might watch it one time each Christmas season, but the cable station that plays it 24/7 should be taken off the air for that! "You'll shoot your eye out!" Come on! How is that not annoying to you?! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Your past life diagnosis: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Southern England around the year 1125. Your profession was that of a farmer, weaver or tailor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion. It's kinda weird that mine said I was from England cuz that's where I always thought I would have been at in my past life. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

That's one of my favorite jokes. I wonder if anybody has been that clever to actually do it. They would have some serious balls. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

It took me forever to figure that out when I first saw it on another website. I got it after awhile, but I still feel stupid that it took me that long. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

There are many explanations as to why smoke generally blows in one person's directions. The one that I like to accept is that the smoke follows beauty. And the smoke always follows me, so I must be BEAUTIFUL!

I absolutely LOVE Christmas Vacation. My favorite by far. Santa Clause comes in a close second and Jingle All the Way is a family favorite. A Christmas Story can be run over with a bulldozer! I would be extremely happy if I never saw that movie on TV again! It's stupid in the first place but why must they play it everyday between Thanksgiving and Christmas? Why the insanity?! WHY?! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Ya know.....It's sad to say but I'm more used to cigarette smoke than I am to bonfire smoke. I've been sitting around bonfires before where my eyes and throat just sting and hurt so bad, but when I'm around cigarette smoke, it's not like that at all. But I'm sure that's also because most people don't sit there and blow the smoke directly in your face whereas at a bonfire the smoke is almost always coming directly at you. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

"Headstrong" by Trapt........yes wayy overplayed but I still love it nonetheless. It's in my head 24/7. It won't get out! I also have "Hey Ya" by Outkast in my head. I love that song as well. It gets me moving everytime! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I'm a non-smoker and I've never smoked before. I didn't grow up with people who smoked and it was never allowed in our house or our cars. However, as I've gotten older, I have gotten used to being around smokers. The only time the smoke has bothered me was when I was having bad allergies and if it bothered me, I would always move away until they were done. I never made a big deal out of it. I have only kissed one person who has smoked and I have to say it wasn't the most pleasant experience. Hopefully, I won't do that again but you never know what could happen. Smokers don't bother me at all, but I'd rather not date one due to the fact that I don't like licking ashtrays. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

It was hard to move the little man around. It wouldn't go when I would tell it. Stupid little skydiver man. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

That is hilarious! That poor kid. Well, he would be much better if he had a rig on. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Oh thanks! I really should start remembering to do that. I always forget for some reason. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Has anyone ever been to www.thepayback.com? It's got some great revenge stories. Some of them have given me some good ideas. A few of them are rather sick, but quite entertaining nevertheless. Gives me something to do on a boring day such as today. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

That's really odd. Isn't that what was wrong with that guy in the movie, Powder? Or am I remembering the movie wrong? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Oh my.......She was a smart one! I'm sure her kids will probably follow in her footsteps one day. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I worked this morning, but I'm off now and ready to party! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I didn't eat a lot at all, but I got full really quick and couldn't eat half the food on my plate, even though I hadn't eaten anything the whole day and I didn't eat until around 4:30. I sat on the couch and couldn't move for 45 minutes after I ate. I was sooo full. I still am full from yesterday and it's been almost 24 hours since I've eaten. I'm thinkin that they're might be something wrong with my body.... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Another "What are you thankful for" thread..... Well, while I'm here, I might as well just say that I'm thankful for everything and everybody in my life. Most of the people have been placed in my life for a reason and I am thankful that they have been placed in my life to show me the good and bad things about myself. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

41....that's a whole lot higher than I thought it would be. Wow, I'm such a nerd. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Yup....I've got to work 9:30 to 4. Stupid, stupid grocery store business. Dumbasses come in the store at 10 in the morning, buy a frozen turkey and expect it to be done by 5 in the afternoon. How dumb can you be? Oops....I hope I haven't offended any of you who do that. Wait, not really. If you do that, you're a dumbass. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I have to agree. That was not a very nice post whatsoever. I think it was totally uncalled for. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Done.......my team is on the bottom though. Ah well, they suck anyways. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102