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    Yeah it is! "NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down!" I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    hehe........Mine too! And yet another............. I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    A good one for the holidays! Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I know that one! Scary Movie! Am I right???? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Here's one....... -Look, I'm through arguing with you, I don't take checks, now slip me some cash and I'll slip you the wiener. -But I don't have any cash. -Then I don't have a wiener And another........ She didn't marry your penis. ...Okay, she didn't marry only your penis. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Let's see I have a list here......... Cabin Fever...the WORST movie EVER! Punch Drunk Love comes in close second Matrix....yeah yeah yeah I know it's supposed to be all great and stuff but I hated that movie and the same goes for Lord of the Rings. Well, okay I don't hate Lord of the Rings but I couldn't get through it without falling asleep but it seemed like a good movie anyway. I'm thinking I must have a thing against good movies that people absolutely love. I don't like X-Men either. Slept through both of the X-Men movies. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    That was cracked out.........very funny. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Okay so maybe you should just get rid of the woodchipper. So, how hard is it to type one-handed? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I've tried it before and I don't think I lasted 10 seconds. It was really freakin cold. I'm not used to too much snowy weather so it's perfectly reasonable I think. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Didn't that whale die a long time ago? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Doesn't Austin Powers skydive into his car in the beginning of Goldmember? I'm not sure if I'm remembering the movie right though. I know he's coming from the sky and landing into his car. He might be paragliding. I can't remember at all. Was he skydiving or paragliding? Anybody know? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I wish it was cold enough for it to snow here in Atlanta, but all we get usually is flurries. I love the winter time and being cold. I love bundling up and getting all cozy. But that's Atlanta cold.......not the cold you people are talking about. I don't think I could ever stand that! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I feel important when I'm told that I'm missed by other people. I always want to know that I'm wanted around. I also feel good when my friends come and talk to me about things. It makes me feel like they trust me and I don't know about you, but I like the feeling of being trusted. I felt important on Tuesday when I caught a shop lifter at work who ended up having a billion warrants on his record. That was way cool!
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    Is this Grammar day on dz.com or something? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    act naturally clearly misunderstood good shit non-working mother unhappily married I could go on and on.....I love these things. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    That's true.......but it's my dream!!!!!!!!! Let me have my dream! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I want to be HAPPY! Wherever I am, whatever I'm doing, I just want to be happy. That probably includes being rich, married and being able to skydive as much as possible! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Dying is a part of life Non-Alcholic Beer Is ATM Machine a oxymoron or is that just stupid and redundant? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Okay okay.....calm down. Sowwy! Ivan didn't come anyway so it don't matter! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Ivan! Get em! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    My mom made me a dress one year that had sewing stuff all over it. Like, it had buttons all over it and pictures of scissors and string and a pin cushion. It was the most horrific thing I've ever seen. But I didn't want to hurt her feelings because she had worked so hard on it to surprise me. So, I wore it a few times to church. I was so embarrassed but I wanted to make my mom happy and to let her know I appreciated her hard work and effort. To this day, she still buys me clothes from the old women section at the store for Christmas. I've told her several times not to as I've gotten older, but she doesn't listen and keeps buying them anyway. So I'm forced to wear them so I won't hurt her feelings. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I totally can't believe I forgot to add Fraggle Rock! I watched that show every single day growing up. I heard the theme song for the show a few days ago and I just can't get it out of my head! I love that show! I wish it was still on. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Let's see........it's hard to pick just one. I loved Charles in Charge, Growing Pains (sorta 90s too but whatever), Facts of Life, Mr. Belvedere (), Family Ties......plus lots more I just can't think of right now. I remember being home sick from school and watching them on reruns. I don't remember them when they first came out at all. I was born in 84 so too young I guess. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    I will die: April 30, 2051 at the age of 67 years old. I have 39% chance of dying of cancer. That sucks. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102
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    Awww he's so adorable! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102