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Another ANVIL has joined the ranks!!!!!!!!!
cvfd1399 replied to cvfd1399's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I graduated AFF Saturday without failing a level and it feels soo good! Diving exits, flips and tracking kicks ass! Did my first solo today, I assed out the door and took an nestea plunge backwards! Did some front flips, back flips, turns, tracking and had plenty of time left to soak up the "GOOD STUFF"! Flew my own pattern and ended up landing where everyone else landed imagine that lol. Can't wait to jump my ass off at the boogie workin' towards my A card. Oh last but surely not least Pink Mafia girls are hottt! Look out free fliers here comes your base, rodeo time! -
OMG Your wish came true. Some one ripped a rotten one 2 times. Once when a few pink mafia girls were on board. I know who dealt it by the smirk and his suppressed giggle. Everyone put their helmets on their faces and the coconut air freshener was activated LMAO.
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You can hold a gators mouth shut with one hand. I will watch while you try to hold the snakes closed. Ever tried to out run a blue runner snake! They won't bite you but they will chase you. It happened to me once freaking snake passed me like I was in the slow lane.
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Read the laws of my state the other day only a 25$ fine for jumping off bridges.
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I don't mind the gator but all those snakes can go straight to HELL!
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Take motion sickness pills before your drive to the resort. I have never gotten motion sick until the 2 hour drive to sandels ochos rios. They drive like a batt out of hell on the left side of the road 2 inches from everyones bumper. Ooh and I swear if they don't hit the horn ever 1/2 mile they must think they are gonna get a ticket. Try and go to duns river falls and take a catamaran cruise. I bet it will be included in your package. I was there in december for my honeymoon had a blast. Beware of the ganja LOL!
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Here is some more. One might not be safe for work depends on boss it doesn't show but half a butt cheek.
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Can anyone look up the number and see if there was a report on it? I have more pics of insurance claims to come I have to resize them.
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I could bring a 2500 gallon portable dump tank lol
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I sowrey bout the weather but I live in the deep south it never crossed my mind.
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I want to get a idea of how many times people jump out of a plane tomorrow. Poll if you are going and approximately how many jumps you are going to make.
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This is for the granny pic!
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If he/she lives would he be a smart m'fer or what with 2 brains and all.
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He said "he can't get her out of his dreams" it was b/c of the huge pimple force field on his face! Mickey Mouse bed anyone?
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You are free to go anytime but if your rights were read just in case, anything you tell me will be used against your ass
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This plastic Jesus?
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Can't we all just get along. NSFW....NSFW>>>>NSFW))))NSFW----NSFW:):):)
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Any time they are officially under arrest or if a reasonable man would lead to believe that the person is under arrest you have to read them their rights. Also if you are questioning them with the possibility of them telling you self-incriminating statements you have to do it. It doesn't hurt to just do it anyway just in case they blurt out any info, but that is covered under a tasset admission anyway.
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There is a difference between a real flag cut/altered and worn, than garments that have a flag print on them. Even the code shows that flag print hankercheifs and other things are ok. The flag he wore had the white webbing material on the field edge and gold colored grommets on it. It doesn't piss me off just something to note out.
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I am a man of science if I cannot touch it or see it and it cannot be proven on paper I do not believe in it. I think religion is good it gives people good rules to live by and a place to look for hope, but it is not for me.
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I meant if you ever went to Jamaica you would not have to ask yourself if America was the greatest country. Most people live in houses the size of a bathroom, wash their clothes in streams and rivers. Australia.. you must of thought I was pointing the first reply somewhere else.
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Thanks. We had a stormy front pass through today so I hope that was all for the week.
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I have 3 more jumps can't wait. I know friday night I will not get much sleep. I like to go over dives in my head at night. Wish me luck I have not failed a level yet might ace it.