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Faber, now i know you're a viking and you lot wear hats with horns sticking out of them and you like to row them longships all over the place, raping, pilaging etc. But i ain't got a scooby what your last post was all about...I'll try to find someone to translate. Give me a call when you get here and we'll sort something out tre, to, en vi ses! DantheMan
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Will be at perris doing some of that 'plane jumping' from 5th march for 10 days. Would love to do some of that 'object jumping,' so if there any locals that would be kind enough to either hold my hand or point me in the right direction, it would be appreciated. Spread the love. DantheMan
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Could be a bit of a longshot, but here goes. May be visiting Trinidad and Tobago soon; anybody live there, been there, jumped there or know of any jumpable objects there? May as well continue my run of taking (and using) my rig on non jumping holidays as well... No woman no cry... Dan-the-Man.
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Duane, Neil, Dan and Koleshaker on top of 240ft B in london: Duane- Last time i jumped this B i landed in that tree down there... We all jump. Dan- So Duane, that tree your hanging from, is it the same tree you landed in last time?... Big smile from Duane. Duane, wherever you are, i've got to tell you i'm not happy about all this! Laters Duane. Dan-the-Man (and Koleshaker.)
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Don't panic, but i'm in hospital right now, think i've poisoned myself! Used a daffodil bulb in a cheese sandwich instead of an onion... Don't worry though, i'll be out in the spring!!! Laters. Dan-the-Man.
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Team Crank 'world domination tour' is going to Moscow. Dan-the-Man. PS. (are there any dolphins in russia?)
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Nice one Gus. Next time, don't bother wearing your rig you silly f---er! PS. were there any dolphins in there that looked like they needed a few pointers? Dan-the-Man. (DT #1)
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As my old grandmother used to say- 10 scars make a man! Glad you enjoyed the dvd, we have quite a bit of footage already for the next one- including a 245ft B where my landing was more of a gymnastic floor display than a landing! (Managed to stay out of the trees and off the fence though.) Laters. Dan-the-Man.
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I touched a piece of wood today and got a splinter. Although it hurt very much, i didn't cry! Think i will avoid jumping for a day or two, do you think i need an x-ray or an mri scan? Dan-the-Man
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I have been following with great interest the saga of 'Ray and Spence's bounceproof BASE course,' and how you have been trying to get it off the ground( or is it on to the ground?-whatever!) I was particularly interested in the case of your monkey student and its appauling behaviour. Throwing crap all over the t-shirts is just not on! Especially as i was just about to order one( they do come in jade don't they?) Shame about the monkey going in; my advise to you concerning any future badly behaved primates- is to spank the monkey! I must be honest and confess that i have researched this technique and it works for me. Having seen Ray do a few jumps in KL, and having spoken to some people that know him and jump with him, it appears obvious that he is a natural in this field and a fine exponent of the art! Happy spanking! Dan-the-Man (dolphin trainer #1) (can also do monkies.)
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As long as you look good on the exit point and look good in the landing area- nothing else matters! Dan-the-Man (Dolphin Trainer #1)
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Nobody will tell me exactly where this event is being held! I have, however, been able to find out for myself- and i'm going too! I don't want to put any names to faces, unless of course the names are female and the faces are pretty. Can't wait-see you all in Singapore! Laters. Dan-the-Man.
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Just imagine, jumping off a 'B' in Dubai- the things some people do to get their kicks! Shocking! Eh, Stevie Boy! Laters. Dan-the-Man