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  1. RoysPlayThing
    Ooops.... Yes... His ProTrack... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
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    hmmmmm.... I think I'm gonna slippy slide right by that silly AFF course... I'm just gonna jump! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
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    Gosh! ... I hope chopchop thinks before he answers on this one!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  4. RoysPlayThing
    OOOOOO!!!! ...
  5. RoysPlayThing
    Hmmmm... Didn't know you were serious about needing real good sex information.... PM me with any questions you might have.. I'll learn ya how to turn a woman on, and make her melt in your hands like M&M's.. (yeah, they say M&M's don't melt in your hands...but if you're hot and sweaty, they do!) _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
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    ummmm ... ... Don't F#@ken fool yourself dude!... Thats just something the "Tiny" Boys made up! so why do women say it the most? I don't know... probably just to be nice.. ... I have never said it... but then again... I don't believe I ever had to..
  7. RoysPlayThing
    I didn't say large, I said massive ! You're right, I should have called myself MeatSubmarine Eeek!! ... You really got it bad! ... Now I really feel bad for ya... 'cause "Big" is very nice... but ummm... "Massive" Submarine types are more like some kind of freaky birth-defect ... And are not very fun 'cause it wouldn't satisfy all that crazy shit I like to do to Penis .... Yep, Too Massive of a penis is not in my book of excitement! ... Just another example of "Size really DOES Matter" ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  8. RoysPlayThing
    Agreed. A good fuckbuddy is great to have. Knowing you have someone for the sole person of fucking and not getting that emotional crap in the way. Exactly!! Fuckbuddies Are the bomb! .. You don't haveta explain anything to them ... Don't even really haveta look at them if ya don't wanna... But usually the "Fuckbuddies" I've had were cute enough to wanna look at, so I couldn't help myself! ... Fuckbuddies are also very exciting 'cause they will Fuck you anywhere!! ... If the excitement don't get you outta boredom, and bring you pure Orgasmic satisfaction.... then you really don't have a very good "Fuckbuddy"! ...
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    True, true... I have a massive dong, and I have never had any complaints - other than my ex-girlfriends sayin that sex will never be the same for them again Studies also conclude that those who go around talking about their Penis being large... are actually "Tiny" boys also.... I mean.. look at your avatar name for goodness sake! ... You are just crying out in shame here! .. Poor "meatmissile"!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  10. RoysPlayThing
    Poetry?... Or Haiku?... There's a big difference compared to Haiku and my ongoing poetry book. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  11. RoysPlayThing
    ummmm ... ... Don't F#@ken fool yourself dude!... Thats just something the "Tiny" Boys made up! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  12. RoysPlayThing
    Hmmmm ...... The Incredible Hulk used to be attractive to me.. *Sigh* ... .... But He's just not hung the way I thought he would be... You guys sure can fool us sometimes! ...
  13. RoysPlayThing
    Somebunny's been drinking again!!
  14. RoysPlayThing
    Uh Oh!!!! .... chopchop is gonna go on a kitten killing rampage... Now look what kitty took from him!! .... and BTW, yes I am quite bored.. Just in case you were wondering again.. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
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    I just checked Roys Altimeter... He was in the saddle at 1600 .. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
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    OMFG!!... Amazon is a poet!!! ... I knew she had a soft side!! ... Didja all just here that little novel in this post!!???... OMFG!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  17. RoysPlayThing
    Okay... Then I would fantasize about all the times we did it together... and I'd draw pictures with little stick people, and put them in all different positions. ... Or if I wanted to get real creative... I could use some toothpicks and paste them on construction paper into different scenes & on different objects, like the sofa, the kitchen table...a-top the washer and dryer..On a chopblock.. on coffee tables and roof tops...on decks and on cars, then ... "matt and frame" and hang that work of art over the bed..
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    ummmm.... .. Oh! ... I would just go get some!
  19. RoysPlayThing
    Naughty Boys! ... Now tuck your tails and go back to the silly threads! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  20. RoysPlayThing
    Why yes I am... ... And I'm so very sorry to hear about your alergies to "PUSSY"... .....*sigh* Poor guy! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  21. RoysPlayThing
    NO! use mustard. ... or cream cheese if thats not outdated, or green, with little fuzzies growing on it... This should help ya out----> http://www.dispatch.com/news/food/food00/foodchart.html _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
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    Ewe!! .... I hope not!! ... Maybe its time to move on.. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  23. RoysPlayThing
    Yep.. but they didn't. I just talked to Chopchop, he is driving all by himself to Denver.. crying a little about the jump that didn't work out the way it was supposed to. Iwan Bullshit!! ... I saw him pack the "Blow up Babe" before he left the Dropzone! .......... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  24. RoysPlayThing
    Just trying to cheer myself up with a stupid thread... hmm ... ... its not working yet... hehe ... Yes, I see you are bored too... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  25. RoysPlayThing
    Yep, its true.... chopchop's Gear Bag has been taken over. We will never get it back now! We know how Skye-2 is.... and we know who the boss is of this household now... .... *SIGH* ..So how much do these things cost anyways??? .... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.