RoysPlayThing

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  1. I agree .... nice lip play is a big thing in the experiences I've had to good kisses.... that gives me the tingles...
  2. Of the kiss or the booth? Ummmm... I hope he meant the kiss!
  3. We all can sometimes forget the great feeling that a nice warm, long passionate kiss can do for us. Work, daily chores, things on our mind, family, friends... busy, busy, busy. And what ever happend to the kissing booths? Germs and diseases must have ruined that for us. .... First kisses can be filled with so much emotion and feeling ... But sometimes it can turn into sort of a routine after a while through a relationship ... So I made this poll for the fun of it to find out what you think makes a great kiss... and to remind us busy folks to plant a good one on your S.O. .... 'cause I believe in Kisses!!
  4. Hrmmmm... Is this really a loss? Um.. it is.. We need more pictures of me landing, now that I can stand them up.. ha ha Are you coming up for some serious partying JP or are you leaving NorCal to JP (Northern command) Iwan Thanks Iwan!
  5. "Have you seen any?" "I ain't going" "But I was told that..." "Have you seen that thing that is the something that I have?" "Oh My God! I lost the eight ball!" _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  6. ooops... $25-30 and a chord of rope Oh, okay... That sounds better.
  7. it'd be a safe guess to say around $25-30 for registration. I ain't going!!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  8. Okay.. here ya go... As her harem manager... i gotta keep her people happy!!! Holy Shit!! ... I want one of those outfits!!! .. Where do I apply for this Harem shit???
  9. Yeah Iwan!! .. You are weird dude! ... I like chopchop's American Dykes better!
  10. Yeah Iwan!! .. You are weird dude! ... I like chopchop's American Dykes better!
  11. Um.. that happened before I was born plaything.. really.. I don't remember putting my fingers in dykes though. I think you have a wrong image of the dutch, I attached a picture of a dutch dyke.. The kaart_nl.gif image is a picture of what Holland would look like without dykes.. there would be a lot of water.. Damn!!! ... Ya try to look for excitement in these forums, and ya get nuttin.. nope, not a thing, zip!... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  12. I'm not sure, but I hear he's pretty boring. Not at all like that NastyClown fella. yeah! ... He wasn't boring at all! ... *sigh* I slept with that Nasty clown once.. and he made me feel really nasty... *sigh*... memories...
  13. Can we just keep this thread to what it was meant for??.. Sheesh! ... You wanna know what mine means??
  14. Is that how you Dutch boys stick your fingers in the dykes? Man, we do anything to protect our country from beeing flooded.. Our nutcase grandfathers decided to block out the water by putting dykes around the country. If that little kid had decided not to stick his finger in the dyke, a big part of Dutchland would not exist today. Iwan Ummmm.... Iwan?? I'm confussed... Do you put your fingers into dykes?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  15. Can we just keep this thread to what it was meant for??.. Sheesh! ... You wanna know what mine means??
  16. Is that how you Dutch boys stick your fingers in the dykes? Doh!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  17. Yeah... so sad those Gangstas.. especially the one that carries alot of weight on his head... ... Make she he keeps his "graffiti pencil" (pun intented) away from me okay? .... He scares me! ..... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  18. okay... I fixed it... is that all better? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  19. I thought I licked that clean last night.. That shit really is permanent.. Guess you're mine for good, sweetie.. Yes, I guess so sweetie. Guess you are gonna have to try a little harder and use a little more saliva this time.. ... But I'll just keep putting more on so you can stick around a little longer... ... Oh by the way... You need to work on this too (see attached)
  20. Yeah... ummm... I don't get it _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  21. ummm.... its pretty decent... but only if your boss and co-workers like to see someones ass leaning over a bed with writing on it.... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  22. Show Off! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
  23. Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "Fuck." Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: It can be used in an anatomical description ---- "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time ---- "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business ---- "How did I end up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal ---- as in "Motherfucker." Valuable Vocabulary Chart Greetings ---- "How the fuck are you?" Fraud ---- "I got fucked by the car dealer." Dismay ---- "Oh, fuck it." Trouble ---- "Hell, I guess I'm fucked now." Aggression ---- "Fuck you." Disgust ---- "Fuck me." Confusion ---- "What the fuck...?" Difficulty ---- "I don't understand this fucking business." Despair ---- "Fucked again." Exasperation ---- "For fuck's sake." Enjoyment ---- "This is fucking great." Hostility ---- "I'm going to knock your fucking head off." Stupidity ---- "Geir Bergerud is a Fuckwad!" Incompetence ---- "He's such a fuck up." Ignorance ---- "Fuck if I know." Displeasure ---- "What the fuck is going on here?" Lost ---- "Where the fuck are we?" Disbelief ---- "Unfuckingbelievable!" Retaliation ---- "Up your fucking ass." Surprise ---- "Fuckin A!" Surprise ---- "Well, I'll be fucked." Suspicion ---- "What the fuck are you doing?" Contempt ---- "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" Famous quotes: "What the fuck was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -- General Custer "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -- Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." -- John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" -- Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." -- Anne Boleyn "Any fucking idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" -- Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." -- Walt Disney "Why?- Because its fucking there!" -- Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" -- Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." -- Noah "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." -- John F. Kennedy The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word FUCK! Use it regularly in your daily speech. It will add to your prestige.... *SIGH*.. I just really Fucken love the "F" word...