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Awe, How sweet.... Is ChopChop bragging about his plaything again? ... I'm going to have to take my medicine again tonight! .. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Yes, I have to agree with Kevin,.... Fuzzy and toilet seat just don't fit together. Kind of like putting a cutesie cover on a toaster, or a sweater on a dog. Are these things really nesessary guys?... .... ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

YES, or "I am Naked.com" That would be an interesting start-up. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN OLD-TIME SKYDIVER WHEN: * You think PC stands for ParaCommander. * You still call them AOD's * You know the rules for SCS and SCR. * You HAVE and SCS AND and SCR #. * You call it "Freak Flying" instead of "Sit Fly" and can do it without a special jump suit.' * You still call it the "Freak Brothers" convention. * You remember when safety meetings weren't. * You can't tell the difference between BOC and a "pull out" except you don't get to pull your own pin. * You remember when turf surfing was something students did, not hot dogs. * You think Pink is a stupid gear color for guys. * You KNOW what else to do on a weekend. * You think they are ALL "fun" jumps. * You think a collapsable pilot chute is something bad. * You think diapers go on mains. * You don't call a jump from 9,500 a "cloud base" jump. * When "pro" packing is something your rigger does. * When paying someone to pack your main is a waste of perfectly good jumping money * When you lament the loss of the need to "stand tension" cause it gave your girl friend something to do. * You know who Lew Sanborn is and can spell his first name. * You still call them ASOs. * You know what a "jesus string" is. * You remember when you actually wanted to buy a Paraflite main. * You catch yourself using the term "snoot" every once in a while. * Camera suits were used for RW. * Waivers were on a 3"x5" index card...along with the rest of your info. * Competition judges actually had to stand outside. * You remember when a 5-cell canopy was the cat's meow. * You can remember when $7.00 to 12,000 ft was highway robbery. * You remember deliberately doing hook turns downwind into the ground to stomp a disk. * You remember why the pea gravel pit was invented. * You remember swearing never to remove *any* padding off of a harness. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

61 Fun Things to do in a Jump Plane 1. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 4. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 5. Beat out bongo rifts on your helmet. 6. Unzip your jumpsuit part way, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 7. One word: Flatulence! 8. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 9. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 10. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the plane hits turbulence. 11. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 12. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the plane. 13. Ask each passenger getting on if you can pull their silver handle for them. 14. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 15. Look around and ask "is that your dytter?" 16. Say "Announcing the Xth Floor!" each 1000'. 17. Listen to the plane walls with a stethoscope. 18. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 19. Ask the jumper next to you, "If you burn in into a forest, does it make a sound?". 20. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises. 23. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 24. Sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" or "99 bottles of beer on the wall" in round. 25. After everyone has taken off their seatbelts, connect mismatching pairs in consideration of the next load. 26. Ask about the in-flight beverage choices, meal, and inflight movie. Insist that you were told a meal would be served when you purchased your ticket. 27. When jump run is announced, stand up and yell: "But I paid for a round trip ticket!" 28. Play "enie, menie, miny, moe" while pointing the shiny silver handles of nearby jumpers. 29. Hum Gregorian chants. 30. When someone is spotting, point toward the horizon and innocently ask "Is that Mexico?" 31. Moan, clutch your stomach, mutter "Oh damn, not motion sickness now." Then ask your neighbor if you can borrow his Factory Diver. 32. When boarding the plane ask if you can have emergency row seating. 33. After the first person exits, point out the door and exclaim "It's a bird, it's a plane, nah, just another f#$&in' toad." 34. Cough then mutter "Don't worry the doctor said it can only be spread through physical contact." 35. Pretend to pick lice out of your neighbors hair then eat them. 36. Theorize (incorrectly) on why airplanes and square parachutes actually fly. 37. Bow down and grovel before the local skygod. 38. Play rock, paper, scissors - if no one will join you, play against yourself using both hands. 39. Hand out labels that say "Plan B - Part 1" and "Plan B - Part 2" for everyone's cutaway and reserve handles. 40. Have the other jumpers get the attention of the jumper furthest from you then wave and smile broadly. 41. Turn to a student and say "Don't worry, the engine sounds _much_ better than it did yesterday." 42. Sing "Edelweiss". 43. Say to the jumper across from you, "All is in readiness, Comrade. This time we cannot fail!" 44. Pick your nose and then hold your finger up to another jumper and ask, "Booger?". 45. Tell the jumper next to you that skydiving is nothing compared the time when you were pinned down under a deadly hail of Jap fire. 46. Speak into your altimeter then hold it to your ear and nod your head. 47. Ask the other passengers in a thick German accent for their tickets. 48. Shift around as you sit and announce that thongs are overrated. 49. Talk about the parachute equipment you saw on the Home Shopping Channel. 50. Sing "Rawhide" as the plane accelerates to takeoff. 51. Start a petition demanding more altitude. 52. Repetitively ask, "Are we there yet?" 53. Tap furtively on the bulkhead and mutter, "Now where's that secret panel?" 54. Try to hypnotize the jumper across from you. 55. After you put your goggles on, act surprised, and say hello to the person across from you. 56. Give the jumper next to you a "Wet-Willy". 57. When the pilot announces jumprun advise the other jumpers to return their seats and tray tables to the full upright and locked position. 58. Bring your own joystick and pretend you're flying the plane. 59. Move your helmet past your neighbor's head and announce, "The Deathstar has cleared the planet". 60. According to the stories of one of the jet loads at Quincy a couple of years ago... 61. Solve quadratic equations aloud. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

That's not much sex at all.... I don't, and never learned to please myself, so sex with a real man is my only release.... I don't know how I would survive without sex at least 3 times in a 24 hour period! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

You guys are so wierd.... None of your conversation has anything to do with my beautiful touching poem..... snif, snif....hmmmm..Your breath does smell like kitty cat...what have you been up to?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

HMMMM...A little backwards there, in my opinion. but horses are pretty smart.... LOL _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Kissing sky's for pleasure, A rush that none can measure. Open in the distance, Freedom-No Resistance. Flying with the birds, Hard to Tell in words. I won't stop exploring, My life won't be boring. Living through my dreams, Feel what flying means. Now I understand, I am in command. Grip my hand and flee, In the Higher Sea! By Lany Giorgi (Yeah, she's a newbie ) _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

oops, thats a type O' I meant to make it seven.. Next time-then, I'm sure. Bye bye you Haiku's I'm fetching a new forum.. subjects with more sex. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Yes, it taste so good, Yes, it turns me on so much... Thanks, now I'm horny. I am feeling sad, Needing my Roy boy toy thing... Think I have a tear. Knowing that is moosh, time to save myself... I'm so outta here!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Swallow is so nice... Just as this newbie says it.. Try it, you will see. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

that was really good.. We know you are no angel.. Quit lying you hoe... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

RUN, RUN, TO THAT VAN SLAM IT SHUT BECAUSE I CAN.. LIZZYB KNOCKS THEN CLAIMING MEN ARE IN THERE I LOOK UP AND ASK HER WHERE? ROY WILL HAVE A SCARE WANTING MORE TO SHARE NOT ENOUGH TO GO AROUND MY BUTT IS VERY ROUND _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

'Cause she don't agree Now she's being mean to me She don't understand Mouthing it is great Sometimes Even when its late I Love my Firmness

Hold that tool so firm Until its firm comes to term Swallow ...(a cute bird) Couldn't help to make it ryme Teaching me takes time _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Kiss my Bare Booty You Newbie trashing hater Bite me,... have a heart! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

hmmmmm..... Interesting... Haven't tried the trunk yet... LOL _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

This is very true! .... Of course sometimes it hurts so good! ....lol _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Tis, Tis, Tis.... this is a shame .... Men shouldn't have to sell themselfs! ....LOL _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Hmmmm... I think I want to change my subject! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Thank you VanillaSkyGirl .... I know what you mean about the love thing. hmmm.... making love "while" skydiving!! ... Nope, wouldn't work....My man is not a minute man. NO complaints on that one! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

BORED?? ...LOL _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Ummm tallGuy? Talking about whores again? Didn't your therapist tell you it wasn't good for your condition? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

And just what did ChopChop mean when he made that comment? hmmm? .... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.