RoysPlayThing

Yes! ... I'm afraid I really did post my real bum!! ... but not going up again anytime soon.. guess your have to try to find the one we attached through the threads. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

awe Shit! Ya found my Ass? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

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Ummmm...... Is the Turtlespeed person being nice? ... Ummmmm .... don't know how to react .... I'm ummmm .... speachless for once.. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

oh My God! I guess I fell asleep a little too soon upon the roof of our house! I just went up there to view a little scenery and oh My God all hell broke loose! Here I am reading threads of a crazy bored lady that I guess I didn't enteretain enough to boot! ... guess my company had to be a man! ... So sad!!! But ya know! Meat!, Yummm!.. Lany G. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

LOL your a little late....click HERE edited because Lany is an innocent bystander and would never say anything like that. Someone musta stole her password. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

A.... No... Its,"roysplaything" in the bootie avatar....... but thats no problem if you think it is someones elses Avatar... Thanks _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

No.... not at all ... Just know exactly how to care for the poor thing.... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

LMAO! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Dear Management, I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Thank you, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Managment That poor damb Penis ... Always getting the bad rap ... I think it deserves a raise ... "Raise!!!!" _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Here, Here, to all the bitterness we must live through! ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

I'm keeping that in mind Airtwardo .... Using your devices as my "Reserve" _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

I'm the same way ... Have been a very hard woman to catch because my avoidance of the same games and sh*t. Its funny, I think so much like a man when it comes to relationships. Men are always surprised as to the way I treat relationships without hangups and so forth.... It doesn't mean I let them F**k with me, but I don't get all obsessed about it... It they don't want me,.. I move on.... Life is but lessons, and some learn more quickly then others. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Makes it even more interesting if I can think about Skydiving proceedures while doing the terrible deed to his Nads! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Oh! ... I haven't really been reading it... Go about your business... LOL _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Okay Skymama and Skybytch ... I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Didn't mean to get bent out of shape for my locked Thread! It was nothing, really! I am over it! I think it is quite funny now! I am at this moment histerically LMAO at the funny threads that requested to be locked down. I need to be locked up once in a while, its good for my health, not to mention the health and sanity of others! Kill it! Kill it! Kill the Thread! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Oh that sounds very painfull!!! ... ITS PERFECT!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Thank you very much! If that doesn't work, I'm sure there are back up plans. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

ummm... sweetheart... I really prefer you stay away from other guy's sacks even if it is your exes and your intent is to do harm.. Well sweetie ... this is for a good cause ya know! ... Okay, who is going to tell me where it hurts the most? .. Is it an under sack kick, a twist, or straight on through the sack, and to the pelvis?? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

I am on it right now!! ... I feel very naughty and deceptive! ... Hmmm... New feeling, but all that bad! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

I agree ... take up a sport you can do almost anywhere,.. like rollerblading , biking ... joining a baseball team. Swimming is a great one if you know someone with a pool .... Hmmmm.... I need to practice what I preach, I can use some toning myself! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Okay, who else on some really funny but cruel things to do with his Sack!? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

Exactly! I'm thinking about writing a how to book .. It will be titled: " How to get the F**k off your ex's back- Get a grip, Live out your Sh*tty miserables life's, try to make the best of what you F**ked up, and Quit trying to stretch your Johnson farther than you know it can reach!" ... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

oh! ... For crying out loud!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.

I like the way Mikey thinks!! .. Time to let off some steam, dontcha think? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.