Kris

Such a good girl! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I will never look at Shannon the same way again! BTW, as a guy, I have to say that'd be a great one to have pulled on me. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Well then, I could just start with some li.... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I could....but I'm a tease that way. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Funny....and here I thought it was wrong to marry your own close relatives because of the problems it would cause with the gene pool.... Who cares what two consenting non-related adults want to do with their lives? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

It's a secret. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I've free-stowed all but the locking stows (just folded the excess line in the pack tray, and suitless I fall at 138. Beautiful openings on my Stiletto. Try again. You may also want to look at some of the new stow-less bags on the market. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Besides the locking stows? They really don't make a damn bit of difference. Nice try though, come back again soon...not. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Well, here's another thing to add to your check-lists... I usually use closing loops that I fingertrap from gutted 550 cord. I treated the last one with Cypres silicone and it had been going strong for about 60 jumps but was finally showing some fray. So, I decided to throw on the closing loop I got from Jumpshack on my Mirage. It's made from 1000# spectra. Well, imagine my surprise when I pulled the cover flap back and saw the bottom of my closing loop. The washer that keeps the knot from slipping through the grommet on the container flap had sawed through about 70-75% of the closing loop! It was a premie/horseshoe just waiting to happen. I was able to put a rod through the loop and snap it with a few sharp tugs. I checked both the grommet and the washer and there are no burrs or nicked edges. It was simply the thin washer slicing the cord over time. I'm not using the washer with the spectra loop as it's thick enough that the knot isn't going to go through the grommet, but those of you who have been using your loops awhile definitely need to check this one out. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I'm all about the Maya Gold. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

OMG! He's gone "No Lift (tm)"!!!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Glad to hear you're doing okay, Aggie! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Funny...the UK slang name for cash is "dosh". Western Union? Run away!!!! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I didn't have any problems with the Nitro I just demo'd. I use small tube-stows and didn't have any probs with them. However, with the locking stows, I did have to remove my large locking tube-stows and put normal small tube-stows on.

I used to love Red Bull until I tried Go Fast. Mix in a little vodka and I can party like a viking and wake up the next morning feeling like a rock star. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Holy geez that's funny, D! Then again, you know how some people still get caucasians and Iranians all mixed up these days. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

What? Rentals from Hertz are free no matter what! Oh. Wait....I *work* for Hertz. Nevermind. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Heh....and I believe the quote of the night supplied by Moody after taking that cement mixer shot was, "Wow...I can't believe the way it coats my throat!" Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to start running away. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Yup. I'm smooooove. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Ummm...yeah......No... You see, jrgskyjump? You can't just lay it out there like that....you have to be smoooove. You have to step up and say, Hey, RoadRash, Pookie-baby....my boink is fierce! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Duuuude! Awesome vids, but I liked the firetruck vid the best. Too bad you didn't have any footage of you plastering the competing radio stations high-rise windows with Kiss100 stickers with that ladder truck. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

What Dave said. I've flown a Heatwave and currently jump a Stiletto. You have no business under that canopy at 40 jumps. Look around for somebody with a Hornet or Sabre that's ready to go to an elliptical like a Heatwave that might trade you canopies.

That's a damn sexy suit! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

Whoa. How you doin'? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

I get back to work today from a long weekend, and there's a large red envelope with Royal Air Mail waiting for me at my desk. Inside....? 6 huge bars of mostly dark chocolate, 520 grams of goodness total. Averaging 70% cocoa solids per bar....the women in my department keep shooting me these evil looks like they're trying to figure out how to steal them from me. Thanks again, Taffy & Zeemax!