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To find when they leave stains?

Me too. Noted.

With the cloudcover they have, how can you tell the difference?

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week!

U spellded "stoopid" 2 waze, stoopid. U stoopid, + u kant tipe! Dummy!

Excellent! Printing now!

Easy, Clay. Not all of us are bitterly divorced. You've got to give it time. Statistically, over half the population will end up that way. Maybe the other half just don't live long enough.

Yep. I'm psyched. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_threaded;post=314763;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;

Not only that, but why would anyone in their right mind make a dinner reservation in a restaurant that acts like a gigantic Sit 'N Spin 1150 ft up? At that altitude, do I asked to be excused from dinner, jump, then pull silver?

You read it?

True. I suppose he is exempt from brain disorders due to lack of relevant grey matter.

You waited a whole 33 minutes before deciding that nobody had the information you wanted. JT, your attention span is phenomenal!

People? I didn't think real Republicans even applied the term "people" to those not in the top income bracket.

Hey there, folks! I just booked a trip for me and my family to Toronto. We'll be there from the day after Christmas to the day after New Year's. I figured, what better place to visit during the winter than one where my nuts will freeze! I must be stupid. I have a hotel and all that taken care of already. We are staying right downtown. What I'm looking for is good info from locals and other people that have spent a lot of time there. What are good low-stress things to do, considering we'll have an infant with us? Also, what are some really good/fun restaurants that the locals enjoy but the tourists usually miss? It's all about the food. I have reserved our dinner for New Year's Eve already, but we have 5 days worth of other meals to eat. Thoughts? Live in Toronto, eh?

No, he is being fed British beef, which is undoubtedly worse. I hear BSE really affects the brain.

Not directed at you, Deuce, just replying to your message. I know some people that spend way more time and money avoiding taxes than just paying them. The mindset of some wealthy people perplexes me. Martha Stewart got herself into the whole Imclone mess over like $80,000. It cost her millions as her company's stock tanked, and an incalculable amount of damage to her reputation. Dumb.

Whatever! Calum is probably plotting how to get into the girls' diapers already. I also think the cute baby competition would end up a draw. Calum would sweep the boy's category and Lucy would clean up among the little girls. (How irritatingly PC is it that I've proposed a solution where both babies win?) They grow up really fast. Lucy is sitting up on her own. She does it in the most hysterical way. I think it is kind of unusual. She gets on her hands and feet, and walks her feet forward until her butt is sticking way up in the air. Then she plops straight backwards into a sitting position. She moves all over the floor even though she hasn't officially crawled yet. I'm not sure your boy could resist her latest talent though... Lucy can pucker her lips and make kissing sounds. I better get my boyfriend-beater baseball bat ready, huh? In the last week, Lucy had two teeth come in. In addition to breast milk (still going) and baby food, she has eaten pancakes, pasta, Cheerios, bananas, sponge cake and a few other things. If you look at it in baby terms, her streak is approaching Cal Ripken's in magnitude. 7 months, 3 weeks, and she has still slept through every single night since birth.

The only difference between a monopoly and government is legality.

And Twinkies. Please tell me they have seen the wisdom and declared Twinkies as essential to the health and well being of all Americans.

The budget must be perfectly balanced and the tax rates must make sense. We got a rebate from Dubya, right? They wouldn't do something like that unless our national finances were in outstanding shape. Please tell me everyone sees the sarcasm.

Yeah. I put a collection box in front of her stroller and RAKED IN the cash. The musicians and jugglers were really pissed off. Who needs to work when you have a baby that cute? Actually, it is a little public park on the main drag. We stopped for awhile while we figured out where to have dinner.

You know what they say, "Practice, practice, practice!"

Watch out, Mininac, it is a... Trans-Atlantic Cute-Baby Throwdown! In this corner, 7 months old, weighing in at about 18 lbs, hailing from Washington, DC, the challenger..... Lucy Fields. And in the other corner... (Nacmac, take it from here.)

RUN, SEBAZZ, RUN!!

A) What AggieDave said. B) They let you run yer yap and bitch about it, didn't they?