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Well, you are "TequilaGirl", so I think they had every right to do it.

Use more lube.

The ones I've seen (X-Keys) require a D. I suppose it varies.

A male moose? Damn. You must have bigger problems than I thought. Don't you get internet ads for enlargement?

True. I don't. However, your wife has quite the call list, and I don't recall your name there. She didn't even have your cell phone number for the separate bedroom. Obviously kidding. I would never infer anything other than marital bliss between you, your wife and your moose.

Like anyone would call you anyway, Remster. Drunk or not, it wouldn't happen. Even drunks have standards.

D'oh! I'm wondering where I stand, yet I'm eerily reluctant to ask. But, seeing as I'm not looking to get onto the drunk call list, I guess I'm spared for the moment. So I can continue being a postwhoring waste of electrons.

Condolences to Jessica, Rob and everyone else in Rob's life. Blue skies forever.

It would probably depend on what type of magazine, book and DVD store you were in. I'll just leave it at that.

Jim, The kids would be the clincher for me. My parents never smoked, but theirs did. My parents bought a home about when I was born. They put a big brass "No Smoking" sign right in the center of the front door. My grandparents came over and tried to light up inside, assuming the sign surely wouldn't apply to them. They ended up smoking outside in the rain. The rule was ironclad, with no exceptions. My parents hated smoking, but they did it for my brother and I. I understand your accepting your wife's freedom to choose, but try to get her see that same view for the kids in the house. They don't choose the secondhand smoke. Maybe if the inconvenience and embarassment become big enough, she'll choose to ditch the habit also.

Congrats, Jim! Keep up the good work. Once you hit a milestone where you no longer even think about yourself in relation to smoking, you'll be golden. I mean when you don't self-identify as a "smoker" or even "ex-smoker", and smoking is completely irrelevant to you. Be totally past it. Then you can start working on your wife. You've made the decision for your own good, and if she quit, it would be better for the both of you.

I'd have to say no. Finding terrorists among a random group of Moslems is about as likely as, say, finding the weapons of mass destruction we were sure they had. Not nil, but statistically damned slim at this point.

Having a penis doesn't disqualify anyone from posting in the Women's Forum. The requirements are having a brain and using it. The moderators will determine whether you are qualified or not. From what I've seen, they've actually been pretty lenient. Remster, It is like playing Battleship. Hit and sunk!

Good call. He could have just draped it across the handrail. Now, THAT would have been lazy.

And through the miracle of the Internet, you can get the first kind with a "free Internet prescription from our staff doctors". The e-mails always say that, so it must be true. PS Showing your age on the lyrics, as am I that I recognized them.

Excellent point, and well stated. Too many people try to cut out the medical professionals and forge a relationship directly with the pharmaceuticals, based on incorrect information.

Bwaahah! You just made my day.

Damn, Clay, how much help do you need? I live 900 miles North of there, but I'll still help you with the introductions: http://hometown.aol.com/marou629/myhomepage/business.html http://www.centralfloridazoo.org/home.htm http://www.brevardzoo.org/

Hey now. I sincerely wished her well, but I couldn't pass up the chance to poke fun at Clay, now could I? No disrespect or anything other than a fast recovery aimed at Skybaby.

That is between you, her and the sheep. If you all are consenting, get busy.

Hell, she could probably still give you a BJ, as it is supposedly the same size as a straw. Get well, Skybaby! I hate reading about requests for vibes, but I fullfill them and wish people to get well quick.

FROM: Sebastian Municipal Airport 300 W Airport Dr Sebastian, FL 32958-3917 US TO: Rockville, MD 20853-2441 US 1: Start out going South on CR-505/ ROSELAND RD toward WIMBROW PARK. 1.98 miles 2: Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto CR-512 W/ FELLSMERE RD. 3.67 miles 3: Turn RIGHT onto ramp. 0.24 miles 4: Merge onto I-95 N. 765.85 miles 5: Merge onto I-295 N via exit number 46 toward WASHINGTON. 42.44 miles 6: Merge onto I-95 N via exit number 43- on the left- toward WASHINGTON. 86.24 miles 7: Merge onto I-395 N via exit number 170A- on the left- toward WASHINGTON. 0.25 miles 8: Merge onto I-495 N/ CAPITAL BELTWAY via exit number 170B toward TYSONS CORNER. 18.68 miles 9: Merge onto I-270 SPUR N via exit number 38- on the left- toward ROCKVILLE/ FREDERICK. 2.00 miles 10: I-270 SPUR N becomes I-270 N. 0.85 miles 11: Take I-270 LOCAL N toward MONTROSE RD. 0.32 miles 12: Take the MONTROSE RD EAST exit- exit number 4A. 0.17 miles 13: Turn SLIGHT LEFT to take the TOWER OAKS BLVD ramp. 0.23 miles 14: Turn LEFT onto TOWER OAKS BLVD. 0.65 miles 15: Turn RIGHT onto WOOTTON PKWY. 1.34 miles 16: Stay straight to go onto 1ST ST/ MD-911 E. Continue to follow 1ST ST. 0.71 miles 17: Stay straight to go onto MD-28 E/ NORBECK RD. 1.50 miles 18: Turn LEFT onto BAUER DR. 0.02 miles Total Estimated Time: Total Distance: 927.18 miles 15 hours, 6 minutes Congrats on moving to the correct coast. Now you just have to migrate northward.

Closest I know of is Darnestown, but keep checking with Fredneck locals for someone closer. PS You still need to come to my place for dinner and beer!

If it is required, then wouldn't it apply to all manufacturers equally, putting nobody at an economic disadvantage for complying? If performing the test (or any other mandated safety step) takes time that manufacturers haven't factored into their prices, perhaps they ought to revisit that. Price is a good ways down the list of priorities when I make any skydiving gear-related decision. Without question, safety is more important. The ill will generated for getting caught knowingly violating safety procedures would outweigh the benefits of being able to undersell the competition. Skydiving manufacturers (like riggers) exist on the trust of their customers. We need to believe that they will do their work in accordance with established guidelines, and step up honestly and quickly with a service bulletin if something goes awry. If you breach that trust, you have nothing.

Lip, Somebody else asked me almost the exact same question by PM, so I'll just post the reply I made.