Dagny

*losing all sense of time and reality* Chocolate? Did someone say...chocolate? Swiss? Orange slices?

Yeah, seeeeeee..... Hope your moving closer to me!

Those pictures are really cool. I seriously had to ask Kris if they were real or not. He tried to explain it to me, but I still don't get it. Still, cool pics!

4:30 am....ouch! Worse than having to get up so early, I think, is when you have to get up and it's dark outside and then when you come home from work it's dark outside again. I like the time just before the sun rises...that was my favorite time to run. The world just seemed quieter at that particular moment in time.

Girl, you know you could totally seduce Kris with some selections of your finest chocolate! His addiction is strong. Oooh! Does that mean that he has to share with me now? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

What did you do, Kris? What did you do??? Do they make chastity bras? Call it operation protect Missy's Melons (yes, I capitalized it! ) from retaliatory strikes! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

The wedding was the most beautiful and perfect thing I've ever experienced! I walked up to see Kris standing on a sand dune below a crystal blue sky with the vast ocean behind him, but once I saw him that was all I could focus on! I was shaking until he took my hand and then everything just felt serene and calm. It was as if time stood still and the world revolved around only the two of us. It was a truly incredible start to our marriage. Kris, I think you are the most amazing man I have ever met and I love you with all of my heart. Thank you for making me your wife. And thanks to everyone for being so supportive of our relationship. And a huge thanks to dz.com and HH for bringing the two us together. I'm very happy to share this news with all of you! And, if you feel like passing by the Tampa area, I'll give you a slice of wedding cake!

I've picked up ants before, but never a big hunk of wood. How the heck did ya' manage that one? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

See, I'm thinking that everyone has this whole thing backwards. You're a baby...trying to be born...stuck in a uterus that keeps contracting tight around you keeping you from getting any rest. Finally, you're ejected from your cozy 9mth home into a world where you throw a fit because you got all squished and then, the next thing you likely do, SLEEP. So, I say, if you're born in the morning, you're really a night person because you were kept up all night (party at your uterus!) and then you sleep all day just like a well-trained night person does. And vice versa. Hell, I think I'm going to write a book, tour the country on book signings, speak on Oprah and Dr. Phil and retire knowing that I've spread utter confusion and chaos throughout the land.

Two of my favorite photos. NSFW. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

*keeping my eyes tightly shut so I don't see any spoilers* Just popping in to say that all you super fast readers who devoured book six so quickly suck!!! I'm only on page 17 and I started yesterday! I'm thinking....stretch it out until book 7 is ready for pre-order. Must...delay...crying over whoever dies....as long...as possible. Please, return to your discussion, move along, nothing to see here, just a chick pouting cuz she doesn't have enough time to read the book as much as she likes! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

Corrected, Kris. Silly boy. Don't you know kinks are for couples? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

Nope, haven't seen it. But, I'd rather reenact...errrr....learn more from this: Beyond Vanilla Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

Thank you all for your suggestions and concern. I'm going to take some steps to document everything and get that on file with the apartment complex and, until I can find another place, I'll be taking some steps to insure my personal safety especially since I get home after dark at times. I really do appreciate you all for caring. Thank you. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

I just moved to the west coast of Florida and a new apartment complex not even a month ago. I wasn't completely sold on the complex because it didn't appear to be in the best condition and I wasn't sure if it would be safe or not. It seemed quiet enough and I took a second floor apt. with a great view. I put a small pot with miniature roses outside of my door on the landing. A few days later, they were stolen. Two packages were mailed to me, one delivered on wednesday, the other on thursday. The company left them on my doorstep. I never saw either of them. Today, I find that my jeep (and only my car) has been keyed on the passenger side to include the rear panel, and both doors. Whoever did it made it deep, too. And, as I was locking up to leave this afternoon, I noticed a scratch mark in the paint of the door near the lock. I'm starting to freak out now. First of all, why the hell do people have to ruin and take other people's things!? I've been trying to take this in stride, but damn! I don't have a whole lot of nice things and I try really hard to take care of what I do have...and not for someone else to vandalize! Second of all, who the hell is targeting me and why? Part of me is really scared and wants to break the lease and relocate. I mean, I haven't even lived here a month! The other part of me is just pissed off and feels like refusing to leave because of this. I mean, I do like my place and I'm not looking forward to paying for and struggling through another move. What do I do now? Can we aerosolize prozac to make mean, scary people stand down? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

Anyone wanna join me at zhills for a little cross country action?!!! Temporary Conditions between 7:00 A.M. - 11:00 A.M. Wind: The wind will be blowing at a speed of 23.0 miles per hour gusting to 40.3 miles per hour from variable directions.. From 11:00 A.M. Wind: The wind will be blowing at a speed of 23.0 miles per hour gusting to 34.5 miles per hour from east (100°). Temporary Conditions between 11:00 A.M. - 3:00 P.M. Wind: The wind will be blowing at a speed of 34.5 miles per hour gusting to 57.5 miles per hour from variable directions.. Who's in??? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

Real romance means that you don't need a towel. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

You know what would make your Miller lite drinking experience way cooler? A little pink umbrella in it...to match the beer coozie. If you're gonna go, go big. Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

Awesome! It takes a lot to get out the door, sometimes, and I can really appreciate what it took for you to jump. Congratulations! I didn't stand my landings, but realized that had a lot to do with the fact that (I didn't flare) I fully expected to biff my landings and kept expecting and envisioning myself falling on my face. And I did. So, good job on yours! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

I was helping my friend out with her two toddlers one night. They were sharing a bath while I was cleaning up. I heard gagging coming from the bathroom and ran in there thinking one of the kids was trying to drown. What I found was one kid violently gagging while pointing at poop in the tub. Seems the younger one had...well, you know. I get the kids out of the tub when the older one finally vomits all over the floor. My quite pregnant friend comes waddling downstairs just in time to view the growing mess and proceeds to vomit in unison with her kid. I sent the whole lot of them back upstairs while I cleaned up the mess. THAT was disgusting, both to see and clean up! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

LOL, you're right....ONE case for FIVE firsts!

0:1:5 0 humps unless self-lovin' counts 1 jump in the late afternoon at Lake Wales. A 4 way. Loved it so much I'm headin' back tomorrow for a little more fun. Met a lot of really great people which made being alone and unknown a lot easier and a lot shorter experience! 5 cases owed...first jump at Lake Wales, first jump on my brand new wings, first jump on a Pilot main, first time out of a CASA, and first time ever turning points on an RW jump (okay, so I only managed one before I dropped low, but that's one more than I've ever done before!) LOVED the Pilot...what a fun ride! And, absolutely LOVED my cozy, comfy Wings! I'm such a happy girl tonight!

I haven't met any of you yet. Now THAT's anti-climactic! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

Doctor in training The white coat disguises fear - a familiar friend Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali

Take pictures! I think I need to find my way to the dz this weekend. Or out for some mountain biking. Or both. But, until I get that kind of motivated, I just wanna say...DAMN this ice cream is good! EDIT to ask: So, it's mint, but it's white ice cream. What da hayl is that all about? Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali