Douva

She has a hidden harness like Greg Gasson. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Relax, Brains, your teammate has things under control. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Yeah, I don't miss doing sports videos. They're just way too involved. Sorting through all that footage, picking the best stuff, and putting it to music that will keep everybody happy is a major pain in the ass. As to the question of "too much belly flying" or "too much freeflying," you can please some of the people all of the time, or you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can't ever please skydivers, so don't sweat it too much. Just turn out a good video, and don't let too many cooks ruin your broth. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Deuce, Are you going to put the online preview up at the same time you offer the video for sale? I think pushing the release date back is just a studio ploy to create hype through a whisper campaign, thereby increasing opening weekend box office return. After hearing the advance reviews, I'm excited to finally see this thing. --Douva I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I got it, too. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Nothing on CNN's website. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I've got to go with Dave on this one. I thought Once Upon A Time in Mexico was trash, but I liked El Mariachi and Desperado. El Mariachi was the unofficial battle cry of independent filmmakers in the '90s. Every wannabe Robert Rodriguez in the country was selling his Honda Civic and trying to be the next ultra-low budget wonder child. Most found themselves stuck with incomplete films and bus passes. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

That sounds a lot like how josheezammit tried to get his L.A.S.T. number. He flew right over me, and I'm standing their looking up at nearly 300 pounds of exit weight thinking, "This is going to get ugly." Fortunately, my burble was just too skinny to suck him in. By the way, nobody has commented on our cool team jackets! Aren't they sweet? I figured if we're doomed to always come in last (and yes, "last" is spelled without the periods), we should at least look like winners. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Taken from www.lastskysurfing.com: I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Here is a view of both sides of the jackets. The "1" on my right sleeve is my L.A.S.T. number. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

"A Girl Like You" - Smithereens I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I know I'm late, but happy shared birthday, Alana. Here's hoping your 24th year on this planet is full of blue skies and soft landings. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Why do you do this? I'm already hanging onto my teammate by a thin enough thread through most of ski season--Why make it harder on me? Now I'm going to have to sit him in front of a TV and make him watch Good Stuff on a continuous loop until he snaps out of it. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I love my Kurupee suit. They gave me a great deal on a skysurfing suit (freefly jacket, one pair of skysurfing pants, and one pair of freefly pants - all custom - $300). I've heard some of their older stuff was a little shoddy, but all of the stuff I've seen from them recently looks good, and I ask everyone I see with a Kurupee suit how happy they are, and I can't recall any complaints about their recent work. If you check out the L.A.S.T. website, it's the red and blue jumpsuit I'm always wearing. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Thanks for the post, Jeff, and thanks for all the birthday wishes, everybody. We had beautiful weather here in Central Texas, I got to jump on a Monday, and I DID have a valentine to share it with, so overall I'd have to classify it as the best birthday ever. Blue skies. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Party on, Brains. Party on, Josh. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I know I'm in the minority, but I disagree with most of the answers I'm seeing here. As long as you're not being unreasonable (expecting your spouse to always look like he/she did on your wedding day or trying to sculpt your spouse into a cover model) or hypocritical (expecting your spouse to shapeup even though you're a fat slob), I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting your spouse to maintain a healthy body. It's a tough subject to broach tactfully, but it is a lot easier to bring someone's deteriorating physical fitness level to his or her attention early, before he or she gets too far down the slope of physical decay, than it is for that person to try to come back from a seventy-five pound weight gain at middle age. Everyone is so sensitive about not succumbing to the stereotypes and stigma related to body image, but if we really want to overcome the stigma, body weight has to become less of a taboo subject. We don't have a problem approaching loved ones about smoking or drinking problems, but weight is off limits, even though obesity is a national epidemic, and heart disease kills more people every year than cancer, motor vehicle accidents, liver disease, and suicide combined. I'm not suggesting you tell your wife she's fat or ask her to hit the gym simply because you want to make love to a more attractive woman, but there are real health concerns, and honestly I think married people have a responsibility to their spouses not to become repugnant. So, yes, it would be a very hard conversation to have, but I definitely think there are times when it could be necessary. Edited to add: I'm talking about situations where a person's fitness level deteriorates after marriage. If someone marries person "A" and then expects him or her to transform into person "B" after the wedding, that's just BS. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Kindergarten - 4th Grade (1985-1990): Trinity Christian Schools, Lubbock, TX 5th Grade - 6th Grade (1990-1992): Whiteside Elementary School, Lubbock, TX 7th Grade - 9th Grade (1992-1995): Ed Irons Jr. High School, Lubbock, TX 10th Grade - 11th Grade (1995-1997): Coronado High School, Lubbock, TX 12th Grade (1997-1998): Texas Tech University High School (correspondence) I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Set it up for about a year from now, so that I have time to save up for it, and I'll go with you. I've wanted to go back and jump ever since I visited Moscow and St. Petersburg in the summer of '03. It's a fascinating country, and there is supposed to be a nice DZ outside of Moscow that offers relatively cheap jumps out of a variety of cool aircraft (Sikorsky, anybody?). And those pictures maintain my assertion that it's also a country full of Anna Kournikovas. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Congrats on avoiding the sandmen for a whole year, teammate! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

He's a standup comedian. Edited to add: His name is actually Dane Cook. Probably a Freudian slip on my part. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Self-serving bump. Just don't want anyone to forget about us. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

This isn't nearly as funny to read as it is to hear Dane Cook deliver to an audience, but I thought some of the guys here might be able to relate. I know ladies think that all guys want is sex; [I]that’s it[/I]. No, it’s not! The two things we want more than sex: First off, every single guy here wants to be part of a heist. Every time you watch the movie [I]Heat[/I], you’re like, “I want to do that.” Every guy here wants to be running down Main Street with an AK. [I]BANG! BANG! BANG![/I] “Where the %&#@ is the van?” [I]BANG! BANG! BANG![/I] We want a guy on a computer going, “Give me a minute—They changed the codes; I’m in Friendster now.” There’s always that guy on the team, too—He was a last minute replacement. One of the other guys vouches for him. “No, no, no, no, Bro. He’s cool, dude.” But you know what? He’s not cool, is he? He starts laughing in the bank, shooting people for no reason. [I]BANG![/I] “Aa, ha, ha. Ah ha.” [I]BANG![/I] “Ah ha.” “What the %&#@ are you doing?” [I]BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG![/I] “Where the %&#@ is the van? We need it to move in now!” And here’s the other thing we want: Every guy here wants a monkey. Have you ever said out loud, in front of people, “Wouldn’t it be cool to have a monkey?” There’s always that one person who has to chime in, “Excuse me; that wouldn’t be cool at all. First of all, they crap in their own hand, and they throw it around in a festive manner. They demand things. They make faces that are unacceptable.” I don’t want a nice monkey. I want an evil, coked out monkey. I want to put him on coke, put a little armor on him, give him a sword, and have fights with him inside my place. How pumped would you be driving home from work, knowing someplace in your house there’s a monkey you’re going to battle? Just walk in: “Monkey? Where you at, Monkey?” He’s hiding in the closet. “Aaah, aaah, oooh, eeeeeeh!” “I hear you. Who wants a banana sandwich?” And if I could ever do a heist, and in the van the monkey is waiting, that would be the ultimate right there. Me and the monkey just robbing places from coast-to-coast. I don’t need sex. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

All of vdschoor's dropzone.com 04 boogie video material is submitted to Deuce royalty free, if he wants to turn girlfalldown's fine packing ass into a major production as described above,major royalties will have to be paid to the account of girlfalldown and vdschoor Signed, vdschoor's lawyer Way to ruin it for everybody else, Iwan. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Okay, all you non-editing cry babies just need to cut Deuce some slack. There is a lot of pressure involved with a video deadline. If you've never done it before, it's hard to believe how painstaking the process of sorting through footage, figuring out the pacing, and shaving off a frame here and adding a frame there to make it sync perfectly to the music can be. Do you want it now, or do you want it good? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.