Douva

It wouldn't be the first time I've had to wait for movie to come out on video so that I could pause it to see a friend. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Not including the people who posted pictures they downloaded off the Internet and the women who post non-nude photos of themselves, I only saw one woman in that other thread who posted actual nude photos of herself, and it was the same woman who posted in this thread. You ladies still have some catching up to do. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Damn, girl, that looks awesome! Are we all going to to go see it together at the Drafthouse? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I feel like the Norma Rae of male skydiver porn. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Absolutely [B]NOT!!![/B] Men....please ignore this individual. He must obviously have penis envy or something. We women appreciate every "twig and berry" that you have posted!!! (and hopefully will continue to post) NO! The men of dropzone.com are on strike. From now on this is all the wiener you're going to see in The Bonfire. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Fuck it--If D.J. is out; I'm out. Cancel the boogie. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I use one at lest once a month, sometimes more. I haven't been able to find better sucking anyw...Wait, did you say "hooker?" Never mind--I thought you said, "Hoover." I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I went to Vegas for a convention last May. After a couple of hours in that hell hole, I came up with a solution--The powers that be need to institute a coat and tie dress code. The problem, as you hinted at, is that the city has lost its class. Vegas used to be where well dressed connoisseurs of quality entertainment went to eat good food, drink fine liquor, drop some coin at the tables, and rub elbows with the Rat Pack. Now it's where people who don't want to drive all the way to Disneyland go to walk around in tank-tops and flip-flops, eat overpriced slop, drink watered down cocktails, drop coins after coin into slot machines, and get rubbed on by girls in the champagne room. I theorize that if you take the tank-tops and flip-flops out of the equation, the rest of the city will follow suit. The problem is that the casino owners, in their zealous efforts to attract more guests and contend with increasing competition, made too many concessions to Mr. and Mrs. Middle America. And once the crowd change, the service had to change to keep up. Take back the concessions, and you bring back the service. This last year at the convention, I stayed in a room that cost $75/night. It was miserable. Next year I'm staying at THEhotel at Mandalay Bay. It's a little more expensive--okay, a lot more expensive--But I don't care. Mandalay Bay's standards are higher, so the riffraff passes it by and keeps moving down The Strip until they find a place with a karaoke stage and an all-night falafel bar. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Yeah, it would be my tough luck if one of the other three skysurfers showed up. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Are we jumping out of the 206? If so, my camera flyer, my board Betsy, and I may take up a whole load. What if I do the freefly competition while wearing Betsy? Is that allowed? I can fly in any orientation you want, as long as I have a board on my feet. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

QuoteTHIS JUST IN!!!!!! I am personally putting $500 cash into the OG class to be split among 1st, 2nd and 3rd.reply] What's first prize for the skysurfing competition? I'm a little rusty, but I'm feeling lucky. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

In that case, feel free to reciprocate with pictures of your full-body tan. I think I speak for most of the guys here when I say that we can really go either way on the tan line issue. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Does anybody else have a problem with this thread? The men here can't get the women to post pictures of their tan lines, much less anything more revealing, without throwing out offers of free jump tickets, etc; yet all it takes is the mere suggestion that some woman might like to see your twig and berries to suddenly make half of you guys dig out the ol' trouser snake for a photo shoot. SLUTS--all of you! Did any of you exhibitionists even consider the possibility of negotiating a little quid pro quo? No, you were all so excited that somebody with a vagina might actually be interested in seeing your purple headed yogurt slinger that you let Pedro out of his cage without even asking, "What's in it for us?" Shame on you all! I, for one, am keeping my bishop under wraps until I see some cash, prizes, and/or photo reciprocity on the table. Good day, sirs. Edited to change "WHORES" to "SLUTS," since a whore does ask, "What's in it for me?" but a slut gives it up upon request. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Since everybody’s already riled up, I think this might be a good time to make an announcement: After taking the last year off from skydiving to concentrate on the management and disposition of a number of substantial real estate assets, I am ready to announce that in the second quarter of 2007 I, along with two financial partners, will be opening my own drop zone in Central Texas. We have secured a lease for a Cessna Caravan to operate as our weekend aircraft, and we have purchased a Cessna 182 Wide Body to operate as our weekday aircraft. We will operate seven days a week, and the current plan is to have a full-time Super Otter by the summer of 2008. Construction of the facilities, located on an existing airstrip half-way between Buda, TX, and Kyle, TX, about five miles west of IH-35, will begin in February. Initially, we will have an air-conditioned packing area, manifest office, classroom, video room, bunkroom, and bathrooms/showers. We hope to add RV hookups and a swoop pond by the summer of 2008. The drop zone will operate under the business name Skydive54, Inc. The concept will be a little different than the drop zones with which most of you are familiar. Fun jumps will be only $14, but that cheap rate comes at a price--Part of the Skydive54 waiver will be a contract stating that you agree not to jump at any other Central Texas drop zone. Another of Skydive54’s innovations will be the doormen and the waiting list to get in. I will make the final decision on who is cool enough to get into Skydive54. Our guarantee to our jumpers is that the first load each day will be “wheels up” exactly one hour after sunrise. We won’t do sunrise loads because that’s when our plane will be buzzing the other five Central Texas drop zones, dropping leaflets explaining how much better our drop zone is than theirs. These leaflet runs will be made while towing our special “Fuck you!” banner. Our advertising strategy will surpass the advertising done by the other five drop zones combined, but none of our ads will feature phone numbers or contact information. Anyone cool enough to jump at Skydive54 will know where it is and how to reach us. Unfortunately, none of you participating in the current "my drop zone is better than your drop zone" squabbles will be allowed to jump at Skydive54. We need all of you to keep fighting over which of your drop zones is better so that you can tear yourselves apart and eliminate the competition for us. Keep up the good work! Blue skies, Douva I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

BWAHAHAHA!!! I hadn't noticed that Maybe this is just a big joke? It's a joke. "the butt of jokes" and all of the other double entendres. What's amazing is that this is the sort of thing that could be true. What amazes me is how few of the responders to this thread apparently caught on to the fact that it's a joke. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Yes. They're squishy. I rode one at the circus when I was a little kid. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Ah, #@%& it--Somebody has to represent for the skysurfers (all four of us). Unless the gods of real estate decree otherwise, I'll be there. 78Rats Beowolf Brains Bryan x 2 Chap Douva Eric Goodandplenty JAC Jagerator for the party Jumpjunkie Kim Lindercles Lisamariewillbe Notshannon Stephen Sven Texas I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Voodew, Juju, and Kyle are gods. I kneel in their presence. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Click on "MPEG." I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[CENTER]...Except the snow and the rain. I really like Drew Carey, And I'd love to see the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame But when you're done doing whatever, And when you're through doing whoever, You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you. COME BACK TO TEXAS![/CENTER] Come on, everybody, you know the words.... I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

It's funny, but it wasn't written by John Cleese. It's really not that difficult to use the same technology that provided you with this satirical rant to verify its source. Anyone who doesn't understand the egregiousness of attributing this type of diatribe to the wrong person obviously doesn't understand the power of the written word and should, therefore, avoid wielding it. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

The only thing I know about Kafka is that Metamorphosis is unique in that the story's inciting incident is contained in its first sentence. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I don't know if it was my absolute favorite, but I was really fond of carrying this around with me. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

That's not true. I have one in the freezer, and I never get responses to my posts. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Okay, you talked me into it. This picture is a little over a year old, but it's bedtime, and I don't feel like stripping down to take a new one. IMGR2, I hope you're not too upset that I'm showing everyone this picture I took especially for you. In the uncensored picture, I was wearing the Speedo IMGR2 dared me to buy before I went to Cabo San Lucas. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.