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  1. Good news is always welcome. Glad to see the dz.com vibes came through again. Rest easy, Richard. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  2. Disney World? Has someone moved the Tragic Kingdom to The Land Of Fruits And Nuts? Or are you referring to Disneyland? Have to pull for the old Singing Cowboy. Go Angles. (spelling error intentional ) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Naked skydiving

    God no! I wouldn't inflict that sight on poor innocents. I don't even like to swim in the Atlantic, because everytime I try to come ashore, some Greenpeace types keep throwing water over me and keep trying to drag me back into the water. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  4. Thank you HH. My sentiments exactly! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Weekend Numbers

    Yes 'tis. That's the reason for my post -- if you note geanky posted numbers of 4:0:2 then listed some details about jumps. Just had to yank the poster's chain a tad. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Weekend Numbers

    What did you do an exit for? According to your numbers, you made NO skydives, but you got laid four times and bought 2 cases of beer... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  7. Hey, I just tried looking through the past few issues for this out of curiosity, and didn't see anything. Just checked, didn't see it in this months, but the last item in the Misc, section of "The Marketplace" has the FOB ad. Page 65, center column. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Weekend Numbers

    1 skydiver's daughter's wedding attended:1:0 Our former Mrs. DZO's youngest daughter married her best friend yesterday in a beautiful outdoor lakeside service. Made us glad we cut the jumping short to attend. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    WTF

    I think Jimbo is right, Joe. Rec.skydiving, being a newsgroup, is a text only entity. You won't be finding no steenkeeng binaries over there. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  10. Long time Wings fan here. We looked good in the season opener at San Jose. Will be better when the captain returns after the first of the year. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Aqua Bouy

    Absolutely correct once again, Lisa. The only thing the Aqua Buoy was good for was for marking the location of your gear (or the skydiver) after it sank. It wasn't all that good at that, either. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  12. Anyone? Ferris? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  13. ROFL! Same here. My Ripper kitty left part of a claw in the nose of a wolf hybrid one day, and backed a German Shorthair Pointer from one end of a mobile home to the other on another occasion. He was one bad ass cat. I can't have a kitty now for the same reason Cornholio can't - my dogs would drive it nuts wanting to play chase. I can vouch for the ferociousness of some cats. My kitty's daddy, Bugs, was a manx. We lived on a cul-de-sac and a guy across from us had a rottweiler of which he was inordinately proud, named him "Animal" One afternoon as we were all outside, Bugs strolled across the street and Animal broke his chain and ran at him. The guy hollered at Animal then said "Sorry about your cat" as he couldn't reach them in time. I snorted and told him he should worry about his dog and he looked at me like I was crazy. The animals sniffed each other and all seemed cool; Animal then nipped at Bugs. Bugs simply laid down, reached up with those powerful hind legs and raked Animal from the base of his eyes to the tip of his nose. From that day on, whenever Bugs was out, Animal just stepped aside. "Yes, sir! Your neighborhood, sir!" The funniest thing of all was watching Animal's owner; Lynn and Ii swore we could just see his manhood shrinking as he saw his mean, tough dog get beat up by a 10 pound cat! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  14. I'd play, but there have already been several pix of TLML on the forums, in the WFFC threads. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  15. The SPEBSQSA. Yes, they are on the list. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  16. Ya beat me to it, Lisa. I have just one word to add -- don't. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  17. Very Simple. Build a 4-way star. On the key, release and all do a backloop and reform the star. Competition is time to do the flop and reform. Simple, fun and harder than it sounds. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  18. No, sorry I don't. This one was hanging up when I started working there in '96; don't know where it came from... There's a gal (or is it a guy?) in FL who does those. We have several. Try calling Deland and ask for the gear store. They always hove some in stock there and the wit for custom colors is not long. They also have some cute ones with a tandem bear TM and passenger/student. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  19. Why Lynn's left hand, of course! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    DCI

    I saw the title of the post and wondered "Surely he can't mean Drum Corps?". Glad to see you did. Missed it this year -- maybe PBS will carry the Summer Music Games replay later. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  21. I don't care for either, but there are some omissions from these other lists that puzzle me. I can't believe no one has mentioned Jessica Alba or Yancy Butler. Or Cathy Rogers. Or Suzy Kolber. Or ... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  22. Well, we could talk about people who think they are awesome skydivers... Nice kitty. Here's a nice saucer of milk for you. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  23. May the Force be with you! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    video pay

    Trouble is, this is NOT a "chat room". This is a virtual dropzone. If you cannot understand the distinction, the door is thataway. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  25. [clearing throat]Ahem...[/clearing throat] It was not A Para-Performance event. It was the first event run by Pro Swooping Tour. PST was formed this summer by Jim Slaton and Lyle Presse. Their events will now all be run under one set of rules. The swoop event at WFFC and one in New England were used by the pair to work out the kinks. I think the next year should be very exciting for the swoop troops! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?