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Tsk, tsk,tsk. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Nice try, but wrong field. Though Richard does like his C&W! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Nah, that's the King of Rock 'n' Roll. This is more of a Texas thang. Willie is a Crown Prince, for sure, but there is only one King of... (Gawd, if AD hasn't gotten the correct answer by now, I weep for him!) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Bzzzzt! Wrong answer, young Aggie. I'll give you one more chance, who is STILL The King? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Hey Dave, who is still The King? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Well, ummm, I was skydiving when it came out... It was involved in plenty of videos then (think belly wart with the camcorder in it). Wendy W. What can I say, I came late to the party. TLML and I let raising our two boys get in the way, I guess. Probably for the best, they probably would have ended up as skybums or something. I have seen and jumped with the equipment you're talking about though. (Sure will be glad when my time as a "tourist in this sport" is up.) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Everyone wants to live at the top of the mountain, but all the growth and happiness occur while you're climbing it. Ok, that does it! Who are you and what have you done with The Bytch? I want answers and I want them now! Pretty freaking deep for a vagabond, irresponsible skybum (and with an appropriate intellectual quote to boot!). Keep this shit up, Lisa, and you're going to blow your cover. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Good call, Wendy! I have always enjoyed TAPP, but never thought to put that song to skydiving for some reason. Really a good fit. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Our sympathies are with Michael. Be strong, bro. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Chris, I actually feel sorry for ********, this trolling expedition sure didn't net too many fish, did it? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Either a Sports Med specialist or ortho should be able to refer you to the Physical Therapist for trating your problem. The treatment that is most effective (IMNSHYEO) is going to be strengthening your quadriceps muscle; this will cause the patella to glide over a slightly different path across your knee and keep it better lubricated. You may also want to look into a glucosamine/chondritin supplement to help repair and rebuild the damaged surfaces. For Skylark and anyone else not comfortable with the acronym INMSHYEO, it stands for In My Not So Humble Yet Educated Opinion. I say educated because i have had three surgeries on my right knee, for various problems including chondromylasia/patellar tendinitis, the last being a rebuild of all three ligaments, and have been through rehab many times. Then I shattered my right femur and had to do it all over again. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

So this is how it's going to be, huh? I don;t know if we will be able to survive the summer. Was the LO of that 75 way our good friend NipplBoy? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Ah, Grasshopper, you forget the Primary Rule Of Pie -- A pie knows no expiration date. One should never know when or from where the pie may come.... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Michele, (and DJan, too) I wish lmore people had your attitude regarding what they need to learn to not only have fun in this sport, but just to survive. You are hitting the nail right on the head when you talk about what people expect of a canopy control course -- yes, you can take such a course to learn high performance landings, but you can and I think indeed, should, take one earlier especially if you are having problems landing. Michele, you aren't the only one to take a course simply to improve your landings. Remember Andrea (SkyMama) did exactly the same thing with Scott Miller for the same reasons. You have proven that you have a good head on your shoulders and would like to keep it there! I just wish I had had the sense to do the same thing, maybe then I wouldn't have all this titanium in my leg. It seems you have embarked on a crusade to get more people to take canopy control lessons and I salute you. Where do I sign up for your campaign? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

1 DZ closed, hence:0:0 Got to JAX ExtremeSports after rushing back up from Flagler Beach and found a sign on the door -- "We Are Closed -- Jacksonville ExtremeSports". Called the DZO and he confirmed that it was not a temporary situation. We are majorly bummed. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

That's great to hear! I know you had a deployment lurking, but glad that it is working out in your favor. Looking forward to seeing you in Rantoul. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

MMMM Roast Bytch? Sounds yummy to me... (and she doesn't even know the rest of my evil plan) Oh, er , uh, yeah... I love Lisa like a sister... it's not my fault, honestly... Sister Mary Jane of the Church of The Screaming O, that is. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Happy Birthday Andy! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Oh-oh, Rhino, looks like Sunshine has a new Jello-shot Bitch Boy! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

And just what sort of calendar are you using? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Les Nesman, winner of the Buckeye NewsHawk Award, on the first episode of "WKRP In Cincinnatti". Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Welcome back to the land of the living, Sunshine. Glad we could do our little part to help you feel better. Continue to be well and we'll see you in a few weeks. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Missed this thread ealier, but sending massive vibes her way. All those dotcommer's vibes helped bring my son home safely, hopefully they haven't lost their juju. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Hell. TLML and I still haven't gotten our May issues yet! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

No -- and repeated asking won't help. I have a good idea where it will be and what will be behind it, when I know for sure, I'll let everyone know. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?