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IBAD Yeppers. they sure would and there would be counselors called in to treat the offended. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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A-Freakin'-MEN! The veteran's committee had a chance to do the right thing this year and they blew it. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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IBAD What about Butterfaces? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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(sniff) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Yep -- and they were on the list I posted and on your previous list. [grammar_nazi] the words are properly spelled "maybe' and "definite".[/grammar_nazi] Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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adventurechick BigERN brierebecca Chaoskitty Crutch CSpenceFly divnswoop flskydiverass jceman (both halves) jeiber jguy904 Joe Pitts (John is a gametime decision) jumpchikk jumpingbean001 Kaitiebear Matt Buck micduran missg8tordivr mwabd1 normiss popsjumper RkyMtnHigh rick skyedivr Skymama SkyMonkeyOne Stacey Shortcow Thanatos340 TMPattersonJr I corrected some omissions. (Do try to pay attention.) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Wow - ummm - what do you do for Jay Walking offenses? HH tends to take Rule 2 very seriously -- this may be borderline -- it's ice too thin for me to tread on. As for jaywalking, I'm in favor of drawing and quartering -- preceding it with hanging and beheading would be overkill, I believe. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Read the Forum Rules. Enjoy your vacation. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Our sympathies to you. (sniff) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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It's about freaking time Billy! Welcome to the insanity. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Sugarloaf Keyis at Mile Marker 17, about anhour's drive from Marathon. Yes, the landing area at Marathon is HUGE compared to Sugarloaf. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Being a sole kid, I spent a lot of time in the kitchen with both my Mom and my Grandma -- both excellent cooks. Grandma had a catering business and I learned how to make radish roses and fancy crudites by the time I was in second grade. I started expanding my culinary skills after watching Graham Kerr in "The Galloping Gourmet" back in the late '60s and again after Martin Yan's "Yan Can Cook" and Justin Wilson's shows in the '80s. I'm a big fan of the Food Network; it's the default station if there's nothing special I want to watch. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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What is it about Lady Drs that skydive that makes em so hot ?
jceman replied to bozo's topic in The Bonfire
If'n ya can't figure that out by yourself, I fear you're beyond help, Jimbo. (and go get your own stalker) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? -
We've all wondered how the school colors were chosen. Here's the scoop on some of them... Some Tennessee, Georgia, Auburn and Alabama fans decided that black-and-white school colors were a bit too dull. So they called upon God to give them colors that would truly represent them. First the Tennessee fans stepped before God and asked for their school's colors. God said, "When I see Tennessee, I see a great big orange sun coming up over puffy white clouds. Tennessee will be orange and white". Next the Georgia fans stood before God and asked for their school colors. God said, "I see a field of fertile black soil...from which will grow a beautiful field of red roses. Georgia will be black and red." The Auburn fans were next. God said as he patted his favorite sons on the head, "When I think of my beautiful Auburn, I see a glorious sky of blue with the bright shining orange sun shining down on my favorite town. You, my loved ones, your colors are orange and blue." God then turned to the Alabama fans and said quite hastily, "Your colors are crimson and white." Later, after the fans had left, St. Peter came to God and said, "Lord, as you handed out each fan's colors, you explained their origin-all but the Alabama fans. I'm curious. Why crimson and white? What do you see when you think of Alabama ?" "I see the same thing as you see," God said, "white trash and rednecks". Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Yep. Almost as nice as being in the lovliest village on the plain. War Damn Eagle! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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No. Nein. Nope. Nyet. Not at all. The first and last names are bad enough, then throw in my middle name (and most importantly, its diminutive) and it sucks majorly. I guess it could be worse -- I could have been the first-born grandson and been stuck with "Harold" formally and "Butch" informally! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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(Student post) 3rd Jump: Ying and Yang - My lesson!
jceman replied to chris_uk's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Why not? You have a question about the jump. Get an answer. I'm not blaming the instructor for not answering a question, especially since I'm not sure it was asked. As a student it is your job to learn; that includes asking questions and seeking information, not sitting there like a sponge and expecting your instructor to read your mind. You were unclear on whther to go or not; if that was not obvious to your instructor he can't address it. No one here can answer your question, we weren't there. Talk it over with those who were. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? -
Oh absotively! And seeing as she is most assuredly cool... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Geeze, Sunny, I never realized that. I never was the sharpest spoon in the drawer. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Does this mean I'm one of the cool kids now? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Ever wonder what it would be like to skydive from space? SEE THIS!
jceman replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
That was indeed awesome -- the sounds and sights. Realy got a charge out of seeing the second object splash down -- it doesn't really look like the other booster, wonder if it is the cover from the parachute compartment? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? -
They are idiots! Do a search here about that FL law. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Dinsdale! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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Slacklining - another fun way to hurt yourself on the dz
jceman replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
That shows how little you know me. Ain't that the truth! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?