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  1. I never got to meet Hutch in person, but we corresponded about the Skydogs and he made me the area rep for FL. Rocky Evans' old dz, Flagler Aviation, was a certified Dog Zone. Just another hole in my heart.
  2. Dangit! Someone came swooping into the sporting goods area and crashed into my bait coolers, knocking them ass over teakettle! I got red wigglers heading every which way, crickets chirping here and there, minnows flopping wildly about and shrimp gasling for water. Dangit! CLEANUP ON AISLE 20! ON AISLE 21 ... AISLE 22 ... Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  3. Yes, you're a looker, and sweet as all getout. If'n I wasn't ... Ooops, I just reread the title ... never mind. Oh, and no. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  4. WTF is a helment? And why would anyone want one? Is a resever cutting something twice? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  5. Bait shop Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    self - control

    The day I resisted strangling the Chief of Nursing Services when he walked into my office without knocking while I was in discussion with one of my therapists. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  7. I do not! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  8. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Some People

    DEAR NEEDS THERAPY: I think you should definitely have some sessions with the therapist who is counseling your lover and his wife. They could prove enlightening. I'm willing to bet the farm that the same issues that have caused him to cheat on her are the ones at the root of your problems with him. And I'm not at all sure that "making this relationship work" would ultimately be in your best interests. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Some People

    It's positioned amoung the most important parts of the paper, the comics and the crossword puzzle. In other words, it's just a part of my morning diversions. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Some People

    Taken from this mornings "Dear Abby" column: DEAR ABBY:: Please help me. My lover and I have been disagreeing lately and are considering couples counseling. However, he keeps insisting that we see the marriage counselor he and his wife are currently seeing. I want to make this relationship work, but I think it's inappropriate to receive counseling from the same one that they are currently seeing. What do you think? -- NEEDS THERAPY IN TEXAS I think he/she needs a whole lot more than therapy. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  12. Of course! Everyone knows girls suck at math. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  13. "I'm all out of love and so lost with out you".....very appropriate today Someone pull his Man Card, quick; he knows Air Supply lyrics! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    9 inches

    A bit? Snow is like family. You're happy to see them arrive, but after a while you get sick and tired of them and they make your life miserable. You miss them when they go and even long for their return. When they come back, you remember why you were glad to see them go. Visits are nice, but living with them ... Besides, having to stay in the house without electricity and listening to the wind and rain won't break both your wrists! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  15. Anheuser-Busch products have "born on" dates. Beer doesn't. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  16. Not exactly what you asked for, but this might give you some insight. If it doesn't, tough! Just wanted to brag again. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Turbo Tax???

    You all got screwed! I used TaxAct Online (have for the past three years) and only paid $9.95 for the "deluxe" edition to import last year's return with all the W2 and 1099 data as starting points. Could have even avoided that if I wanted to type in all the crud, but didn't have some of the taxIDs handy. Filed online (no extra fee) and got the refund in 9 days. edit to add: See now that I wasn't the only one to do this (guess that'll teach me to read the entire thread before responding, huh? Naw! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  18. Kevin, I fear for what little is left of your sanity. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  19. and toast Frankie Laine, who pased on today at the age of 93. Folk my age and older remember his songs well, but if it doesn't ring a bell for you, go here, scroll down to the middle of the article to see why you should. Ride On, Italian Cowboy, Ride On. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  20. Can't answer the first Q, but I get mouseover underlines on ALL tabs; running InnernetExploder 6.latest and XP SP2 w/all updates. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  21. Yes, get the hell away from AOHell immediately! If not sooner! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  22. LMMFAO! If ya don't know Rickerby, it's your loss. That's like telling Billbooth or mikemullins to fill out their profiles. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  23. Pot, talking to kettle? Or vice versa? If people in England and other countries would live by this rule and quit taking the piss on the US (even though we often deserve it), there'd be less flak aimed at the collective you. Can't have it both ways, son; can't rail on our love for firearms possession, for example, and not expect to have it flung back when the media talks about gun crime in your "gunless" society. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
  24. That second one looke like Sonic! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?
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    Brainstorms

    For some reason, I can't think of an activity less conducive to thinking about hot chicks... Blues, Dave He never said anything about chicks, Dave. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?