MarkR

Wasn't french, was just dubbed over. Deserved it anway (been already explained why. ) »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Memo to self: To avoid serious keyboard damage do not read ntrprnr posts while drinking malt beer. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Be happy that it didn't hit YOU: clicky »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Declaring Wednesday night to be "wax 'n wine night" and then substituting wine with mararitas. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

So your sex-life is suffering as well... »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

God kills a kitten every time you masturbate. If you do, pray that you'll never meet one of their mommies. Payback's a bitch. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Yeah, ain't I the spoilsport... »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

I like this one a lot. Not because these fine folks are fantastic fliers but the feelings this clip evokes. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Who knows? It might - it might not. Maybe she's had the same feelings, but going by caspar's interrest not surpassing that of a fuck buddy she got involved with a guy with more serious intentions. You'll never find out until matters have been talked over. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

What if his name was Jack? »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

I say, be honest with her. Tell her the whole story, starting with Empuriabrava. Girls dig honesty. Yes, they do. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Gotta love Alicia Silverstone... »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Dads bringing that line are just... "Clueless". »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

*seconds that* There's your truth. At some point you'll have to stop to be your daughter's father and start to be her friend and advisor. You can't keep your daughter from doing the things she wants to do - all you can do is make sure that -if- she does it, it's going to be in an 'controlled environment'. IMHO, NWFlyer already pointed out the right course of action. If your daughter wants to be with her friend, offer her the possibility to invite him over. If she does, make sure to make it a nice afternoon for them, provide them with pizza, coke and stuff. Like that, you'll be the 'cool dad', plus you can always have an eye on them. Don't be too controlling though, just have faith that they won't be doing anything stupid, even if they're alone in her room. Knowing that daddy is just next door can put a halt on the sexdrive of even a 16-year old. Restraining her will only add to the strain between you and her - and will eventually make her rebellous and lead to full blown puberty drama. Raising kids is war. Your mission: Control through subtility. Put away the nuke, go for the sniper gun. Good luck, General. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

If nothing else helps, the "bang the wife"-therapy has proven to be quite effective to counter withdrawal symptoms. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Oh, c'mon... we all know what the internet was made for: http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645 »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Been there, done that. Was in a similar situation a few years ago. Been an ugly break-up but - damn - was it worth it. Do it. Walk away, even if you still have feelings for her. Don't let your bad conscience stop you. Mine was turned against myself to be used as a weapon. You'll see more clearly once you've gotten yourself out of this mess. Piece of advice: Stick to your friends and family if it gets tough. Good luck. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Lots of options there: - spend quality time with my wife and/or daughter - jump out of airplanes - fetch something yummy to eat (chinese preferred) - watch a DVD or an episode of my many favourite TV shows (Stargate, 24, CSI, Lost...) - eat chocolate (dark with marzipan) - listen to Hard Rock and/or Metal (if I need a push) - call a buddy to hit the town with me - hit the gym and work out - grab some beverage (depending on the mood it's either wine, cognac, scotch or Bailey's) - scoop out some of my old computer games - read jeiber's "progress reports" and be happy that my life could be much, much worse. That's just a few. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

You forgot to add the "Freeflying" forum. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

"You're not going to tell me one of your stupid 'shave the pussy' jokes again, are you?" »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

And to bring this sinking ship... uh... thread back on course, here's another request for international barter. Looking for a few sacks of "Gofio" - that's flour made of parched corn, a speciality on the Canary Islands. Willing and able to trade goods from Germany (including Haribo Goldbaeren ) in return. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

Hi Jaleesa, it's good to hear that you've had a good time at summer camp. As I've promised, I dedicated my last jump this weekend to you - and I've even got it on video (so to your mom who said that if it's not on video, it didn't happen ). Just got to edit it though, will send you the link when it's done. Cheers, Mark from Germany »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

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Or take along your iPod. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«

You wait for your friendly neighborhood skydiveman to be done with it and send you the link to download. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«