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Homework poll: How do you cope with S-T-R-E-S-S???
elpeludo replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
OK! This should come easy to many of us; Just say: TEQUILA !!!!! salt and limes? "training wheel's" are for those just starting to understand stress related cure. Blue skies to all !! el peludo aka mikey -
Hang on now dude! I shall light my match, outside and out of a "back draft vector" ya dig bro... the area is evacuating nicely. Thank god!!!! awaiting your reply, dude. mikee aka: el peludo
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Shit! only 57% then again, ain't done yet with a divorce. NEVER LET "THEM OR IT" take your heart and what you love also in life. el peludo aka: mikee t
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What ? Ohh yea!!1 must really stink! at this house; we, myself and runwayangel are in some bit of gaseous trouble. 2 pup's and 2 adult canines. Gee ? say's she... I gave them ? say's me.. also some can wet food ? "they are "poofin'" I say lettin' loose.. we love our pup's and her old timer's. "that is...... as you all can tell, I am, down stair's on line till the""" gas attack is clear""" . What can I say. HEY bro? wanna' trade? mikey aka el peludo
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I did this, to a real "douche bag" neighbor. He had a very jelous and controlling girl friend. so, I placed,a pair of my girlfriend's fine silk panties in an envelope, with a rather explicit "love" letter. she arrived home before her asshole boyfriend, to be greeted by "the" package..... being the nature of such a find, addressed to him, and the panty was worn, Ohhhhh boy the shit surely hit his fan for a long time!!!! He sure worked hard to save his reputation. Sometimes ya' gotta stir some shit
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Hi Val!......... this is a nice thread... I certainly agree, with keeping my lady pleased with........"MORNING WOOD!. Then again any time "it" is dispatched to do the nasty...... sincerely El Peludo...aka: Mikey Trimble BTW, we have new puppy. His name is Dozer, He is a cute lil 3 mo.pit bull.Thank's for your reply.
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After "putting down" your pet,thing's to occupy your self?
elpeludo replied to elpeludo's topic in The Bonfire
The time has come to put down my old friend. I do not feel to go jump but; feel that, I may need to occupy my mind doing something? His name is "Brownie" and has lived a full life of love and care by us. If you have; gone through this, feel free; to give some advice. No Pat, you don't get to shoot the dog. Loving pet owner, El Peludo aka: Mik-ee T -
Now that was funny. ........ love it! How about a girlfriend 15 year's younger and is avidly employed....... yes, I done my own laundry for years ....... being single again, let's me be with my new pet......... "just joking Faith. love ya' baby! El Peludo aka mikey T.
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Maybe he need's some "cheese and cracker's" to go with the wine............ ........ snow is alway's better than, a large flock of:.. well fed seagull's over your head. !! " NOW THAT'S SOME WHITE SHIT!! el peludo
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As myth goes ....out here in southern cali........ SUN ...TEQUILA.... TEQUILA and more TEQUILA!!! DAM'N IT!! Were did I park my truck?
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Do you ever find yourself working with real basket cases ?
elpeludo replied to elpeludo's topic in The Bonfire
HI Weegegirl! Tonight really suck's!!! .... nothing going right and all the old timer's here, at this facility are more concerned in making some free overtime.... money like me.."jump money ....I say! As our maintenance crew repair's our press system, I am in need of some.... GERIATRIC medicine tips, on how to handle some of these "basket cases"! elpeludo -
Don't forget; to pack a small ice chest with some bevy. and several jello shots!! Atleast, if you don't get picked ya' shall feel good just sittin' around......... consume only on your lunch break. elpeludo aka: Mikey asshole # ?
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Do you ever find yourself working with real basket cases ?
elpeludo replied to elpeludo's topic in The Bonfire
Holly SHeeeee... it ! Do we work for the same firm ? If we did have, an employee of the month WTF .... just give the lazy mo-fo the chance to park closer to the "front door" !!! I hate outgoing traffic at the end of a shift; knowing there is cold beer and booze, to drink one's self into a coma Oh, yea' hey... mnealtx we do at times need a lil' thorazine too!! elpeludo -
QuoteIs there a cure to passionate hot blooded mindblowing sex with the ex? If neither of us feel guilty about it, is it still wrong? Doooode! HERE YA'GO!! Is it not "every man's fantasy to have two women at the same time?.............. just pm me and I will gladly give you my ex- wife's phone #! "Miss your ex ? reload and try again" (as seen on a bumper sticker) ! El Peludo aka mikey...."asshole # ? "
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Do you ever find yourself working with real basket cases ?
elpeludo replied to elpeludo's topic in The Bonfire
Here is the story; in the shop I work at, we have some real " brain dead... lazy... first day on the job, ..... even after 15 + years of taking up space, highly commited to there career, kinda folk ". And to boot, they get extra wage for their lack of effort Then again; some people can just PISS YA' OFF at times. -
I get called all kind's of names But this one is well used and basically shared ...... " Asshole " peludo HEY ASSHOLE? ........WWWwwhhaaaaaT !!
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What up? Green's baby greens. I tend to love dandy's with a lil' bit o' what ever is left in the fridge. Ya' know what I mean? Turnip greens with fatback!!!! Don't forget the hot sauce BABY!!!! ...... for you young in's the dandylion in your yard will and can be more than tasty....... just keep your f'n neighbors cat from...... ya' know. "don't forget the malt liquor to wash the shit down! elpeludo
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Let us all not forget..... DON HENLEY'S > DIRTY LAUNDRY!! Also: from the funk punkster... RICK JAMES > GIVE IT TO ME BABY!! and last but not least, ..... GEORGE MICHAEL'S........ ......... > I WAN'T YOUR SEX!!! EL PELUDO
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Hell of a thing to ask Is the divorce rate higher in our community, than that of the non -jumper communites? When the coditions call, ya' gotta cut away. becoming single..... el peludo
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.........................oh. oh. please call: 1-800-the-bail-guy !!! sicerely, el peludo
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Thank you Evelyn!! On this tread; some folk got carried away..... but then again, certainly is good for all to voice themselves. good or bad. your post is comforting and bring's on good vibes From a local here in Moreno Valley. Blue skies to U and all your tribe. elpeludo aka.... mikee T.
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What U needed was a bit of the DOG (that bit YA")... to bad we do not live close. I have a BODEGA' De La mas fina... MAS FINA TEQUILA...aged in OAK Casking and ........ sssSSSMMmmooooTH! tastes like candy. Then;a fine maiden, shall lay you to your chamber..... too many single babes in my den. El Peludo para' espaniol... the hair or hairy one. POP AN FOR ME!!! sincerely,k El Peludo
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WOW TUNA! Give this a try.......................... Tom Lykus. On talk radio. Atleast; make it to Lykus 101. The basic. good luck ..... and alway's blue skies!!! Sincerely, el peludo aka: mikey "T"
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Right On Dude!! ti's El Peludo Hey' man. grew up with ( don't trash it till ya' live it!) We; I say, WE LOCAL folk. have been stereo typed a long time. crazy as it seem's ...... we find this to be a benefit and bad side to west coast society. IN my neighborhood; over or close to 5 languages are spoken. This has not been a problem and our neighbor's are hard working folk. I; say not a problem, because;we are here living, TOGETHER AS A COMMUNITY and working toward's our AMERICAN DREAM. Certainly feel's GOOD ..to hear, the children laugh and giggle, as their parent's (like me) feel good to share conversation ... as our children play. This is good/great El Peludo LOCAL CALIFORNIAN p.s. I love the desert and it's climate..... not the LA smog bank......