freeflygoddess
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Awe I don't have a D number yet, what would that make me then? Non existant? I mean I am the goddess of freeflying, so I am immortal and I will always be the same age and such any how, but just because I have one night jump and two tests to take and oh yeah some more jumps to make....lol...doesn't mean that I am non existant, because I rock.......but so do all of us skydiving chicks...
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Yeah my brother's pet is a bit scary when older...but my brother is a magician so he can make it disapear quickly...I heard that they might even get a baby lion soon too. Yes and sacrificing jumps tickets to the goddess of freeflying will improve your freeflying skills...if you want to have awesome freeflying skills then jump with the freeflygoddess and do a horny gorilla or a tube exit, that will even better your freeflying skills....hehehehe...
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December 2nd for the joke and December 4th for the Santa pic
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switch places with your sister...hmmm...are you a good brother and buy your sister's jumps? I actually am a good sister and I did pay for my brother's two tandems. However, my little brother is awesome and has a cool job and an even cooler pet...see pic. However, I wouldn't mind switching places with your sister as long as you and I don't have to be brother and sister...but I doubt your sister wants two kids and I think I would miss them too much any ways...but you can still buy me some jumps. For those that love to bash me I am being sarcastic and flirty and joking around big fing deal...get over it and stop being so fing insecure...
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yeah but skydiver chicks like me have hotter bodies... I actually have a recurring dream of burning in and then I either get right up with not a scratch and walk into the hanger and no one even seemed to notice that I burned in, but they do notice how fast I seemed to have packed. Or I go in it is dark like two seconds then I am back in the air again, but the ground never gets close to me and all the hundrends of other skydivers that are somehow all in the air with me as well, when I have never seen them before.
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I may be mistaken and I am sure someone will be quick to point it out if I am, but I do think that Airspeed has these new canopies in their new rigs. They look awesome BTW...I do beleive they have had them for a couple of months now...could be wrong though...
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Ok so I am super late with posting my numbers... Um how about I just say 3 awesome jumps and one jump as a test passenger on someone's first practice tandem...yeah that was interesting. I must say that I like to be incontrol and have my own canopy and rig now...way weird and fun at the sametime.
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Na, wouldn't want it I bet you can't freefly in it... JK...that would be awesome to have regaurdless. I can see it now, after wining the lottery, haveing my very own plane and pilot to fly me around to all the DZs and during the holidays when I have to be at home with family I could still get air time because of my very own windtunnel...gives new meaning to midnight swim....
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Just to add to livendives negitive comment on natural births, um I have had two kids naturally and I know for a fact that I don't feel like that. There is a thing called Kegel excercises that all women should do that are planing on haveing natural childbirth, before and after...and now I do them while having sex. Lets just say I can squeeze a pinky....so just because a woman had kids that does not mean that there are negitive effects, maybe some scarring or streach marks, but only visual. Only during the first six weeks after birth do you really have to worry about anything.
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Here are my pets...monsters... and a pic of my brother Michael and his pet India. My brother is a magician and works with Kirby Van Birch...they are planing on getting more of these pets.
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Fear?
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You can pray for it to rain all you want here...I seriously doubt it will rain. If it does it will last like 5 seconds and then move one, but the dust before hand will really suck....but gotta go and catch some loads today and tomorrow...
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Congrats to them both and the new little one!!! Hope there are plenty of blue skies in Kira's future!
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gives new meaning to who the baby looks like, mom, dad, the milk man? because now she can just go in and say hey I want my son to look like Brad Pitt...
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fishing line to the windsock...hmm...that is pretty wicked...but not as bad as filling the swoop pond with cement and then paining it to look like the nasty ass green water that is normally in it. There are actually lots of wicked things to do, but I fear posting them, because I might get into even more trouble...
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Who is tired of all the Cypres threads?
freeflygoddess replied to freeflygoddess's topic in The Bonfire
I know I am just pissed off at something someone said to me about my posts. I just can't joke around anymore. No if you want pics in trade of repacks then ok, but we will have to discuss it in pms and such because I am not aloud to post stuff like that here. This is for others to flirt and joke around in and I don't have that right to. -
Well I do try and do that, but most of the time it just pisses people off that don't understand that I am joking around.
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Your soul is worth £13197. For your peace of mind, 67% of people have a purer soul than you... Wow I thought I would atleast have 97% purer than me...I admit I am wicked... I think it asks the wrong questions.... it needs to ask: Do you perticipate in low pull contests? Do you tell AFF students that Point Break is a good example of skydiving? Do you forget to hook a tandem student to your harness every once in a while? Did you really forget to or just used that as an excuse? Do you hold the tetrahedrin (can't spell sorry) in the wrong direction during accuracy contests? If you answered yes to any of these please tell me where you jump so I do not go there....
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No way. For one thing I would fear of the attachment during pregnancy that I would get. Two, no ammount of money in the world would tear me part from my two children let alone furture children. I do understand that there are women out there that can't have children and would make great parents, and I trully do feel that they should get a chance, but for me I couldn't bear it emotionally. I know that there are women out there that carry other people's babies for them, but I doubt that they are looking at it as a finacial gain and look to it to be more of a spritual and rewarding thing than anything else.
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Or save $300 every month and be covered and not worry about intrest on your credit cards...or you can do my methos of saving...spend $1 every Wednessday and Saturday, eventually your numbers will hit. I do not however reccomend to stop jumping...I know that would be the death of me...
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No that would be awesome and I am sure even my bum @$$ can save enough by then. Of course by then I will have won the lottery and so I can pay for us all to go.
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(Seriously not joking) Um can I skip days 1-3 and go straight to the ten free jumps from their King Air... I have to go...have to go...
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I know what you mean (being serious not joking) Fridays are the absoulte longest for me...I will leave for a dz later on like 3 or 4 today and believe me it seems like I am waiting a whole year in just and hour...
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Who is tired of all the Cypres threads?
freeflygoddess replied to freeflygoddess's topic in The Bonfire
Well it has come to my attention that I am not allowed to tease or joke around on dz.com....I am suppose to be serious all the time because everyone thinks I have been. (which I haven't been I was just f-ing around), but from now on I will only post seriously... I really didn't realize that everyone here was being serious...if so ya'll need some serious help... -
Yeah the pics of Eloy were old too...no swoop pond or second landing area...