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Enjoy! _______________________________________

Awwwwwwwwww...ya knew what I meant!!! _______________________________________

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _______________________________________

Warm puppy vibes!!!! _______________________________________

How 'bout a gift certificate for a tandem for someone you want share the fun with? _______________________________________

Floor (with a nice thick rug) _______________________________________

Lefty!!!! Late at night: Taco Bell or White Castle? _______________________________________

You'll never look at soft-serve the same. Forgive me if it's a repost!!!! _______________________________________

Welcome to the sky... _______________________________________

My boss is waring her bitch costume. Oops, oh yeah...she wears it everyday. _______________________________________

Yeah...lately BADGER BADGER BADGER. Damn thing makes me nuts. _______________________________________

It's not a mid-life crisis - it's being reborn!!!! _______________________________________

Warm fuzzy vibes from Chicago _______________________________________

Hilarious. I emailed the link to a co-worker (also a skydiver) and we laughed like hell. _______________________________________

Sick and funny. Dogs rule here too. My Border Collie up can't figure out where I go on the weekends. Maybe I should start a Doggie Day Care at the DZ. _______________________________________

I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers! Get well soon, sister! _______________________________________

I am left handed and think left handrd. _______________________________________

Hope no one is offended. An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch." _______________________________________

Welcome to our world! _______________________________________

She will watch over you from above the way my Mom watches over me. God Bless _______________________________________

I still think the goat is funny... And I still cheer for the Cubbies...even though THEY lost the game, not the dude in the stands. _______________________________________

Check these out - the Cub fan from last night! Especially the second one, for those who know about the goat curse, Go Cubbies!!!!!! _______________________________________

I will keep your Mom and your family in my thoughts and prayers. Stay strong _______________________________________

Beautiful...God Bless and Blue Skies _______________________________________

Glad you made it down safely... Did that happen late morning-early afternoon Sunday? My husband and I were watching from the picnic tables and saw someone land waaaaay out. All I could think of was: I hope they are ok and what a long trip back. Take care!!!!! _______________________________________