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But a flogging may be in order.

Because the child is not the key consideration for those fighting over her. Edited to add: like the whole Spears thing. SHe keeps checking out of rehab. If I were a gambling man, it's because she does not want the father to take custody. Not because it's in the best interests of the kids, but because she doesn't want him to have them. I know, some priorities huh? Truly sad.

Great post! I wish people would take into consideration the wishes of the deceased in the Anna Nicole example you gave. And why is it so hard to get a damn DNA test and let the child have a life?

http://www.glumbert.com/media/pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU I bet you can't make it through the whole video.

You sure about 5'7"???? Thats what I was wondering. Maybe more like 7'7"?

Here you go. Thats from his website. I really like the guy. Personally I think its a great idea.

People like these disgust me. I agree with the death penalty when it involves child abuse. I have been following this one since it happened as well.

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Holy crap, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

I dare you to take #2 as carry on next time you take a commercial flight.

No, I brought up The knack. Lower case k so it doesn't qualify as meaning the band "The Knack". Damn, that drive seemed longer than normal.

So I am about to drive home and it takes about 40 minutes and the whole time that song is going to be stuck in my head. Great!!! MYYYY Sharona!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsuD_WP3xFU

Yeah thats actually a really sad story. It happened trying to treat herpes simplex in case you skipped the story with it. Hey there's a lesson to be learned. Condoms are good.

Oh really? NSFAAEIAFL!!!

I cuddled with a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

haaaaahaaaaaa!! Definitely bookmarked.

Agreed. I'd love to have seen the look on her face.

Whoops edit: That was f'n hilarious!!!

Evolution explained

I agree 100% with what ladydyver said so I won't say it again. Fill in your profile, let people see where you're jumping or just post it here and I'm sure you will find people willing to jump with you and hang out/talk to you that have the same interests and problems. You'd be surprised, there are a lot of people out there in the same situation you are in. Professional help would be good to seek out as well. Hell, if you just want someone to talk about things to, my PMs are on.

So I just found out my friend got us some tickets to see them tonight with Gnarls Barkley opening up for them. I am pretty excited to go. I haven't been to a concert for I don't know how long. Anyone seen them as they've been touring this year? How did you like it? That is all. Thanks.

My sister drank 30 4 oz. glasses of water in an 8 hour work day and she had a seizure on the way home from work. Luckily she wasn't driving. The doctor said she had water intoxication and kept her overnight for observation. They said she was really lucky.

Here you go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owvO640ODwA edited for: