McDuck

I'm just a babe in BASE, and I may be an anomaly here, but I enjoy both skydiving AND BASE without prejudice toward either. The mere fact that I am fortunate enough to be ambulatory and able to participate in both sports is enough to make me grin from ear to ear. Taking things slowly enough in both sports to learn all I can and be as safe and knowledgable as possible is my main concern...that and having fun with fantastic people. It's a bond we all share, whether we acknowledge it or not. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

You mean there are sites where I might have to climb more than 300ft?? I may wind up losing the BEEF if I keep that up for too long. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Glad to see your life is shaping up the way you want it to. Now, take a few deep breaths, try not to have any nervous gas outbursts, and go out there with confidence beaming from you. You've got a great life ahead of you. Now all you need to do to round it all out is to become a SONIC BEEF member. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

"Radioactive Ninja Cats" "Kat-Fu Felines of Fury" "Uranium Rats Beware! Team Tritium Kitties is in the HOUSE!" Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Skydive Parkton had dancing! Oh the dancing we had...so much so that my legs felt like gelatin the next day. I think I was actually sweating the alcohol out of my pores. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

What Sunshine said...only DON'T have sex with the doctor and see how THAT goes instead. Sending you good healing vibes. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Alright, go get your stupid rope. Boondock Saints. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Good luck. I know that feeling well. You'll do just fine. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

*BUMP* Weather is supposed to be up to 80 on Saturday, after some morning fog, so Skydive Parkton's Halloween Bash is ON! We'll have free pizza and beer, karaoke for those who decide after a few drinks that they can croak out a song or two (we'll see if we can provide "guide vocals" for those looking to emulate Ashlee Simpson) and a costume contest where the winner will receive $100 in jump tickets. Come on out if you're in the area and looking for good people and good times...otherwise we'll send out the press gangs to round you all up. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I meant fish already discorporate from lack of a suitable diet and not enough partying. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Hey, genius, you were added AFTER it was founded. Now go back to cramming sausages in your eye-holes or you're out of the band. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Sunny, as in weather. I got it now. Edited to try and make me look less like a total tool. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Oh listen tender lumplings, let me take you by the hand I'll take you from this hellhole to the Promised land But don't blame me, oh children, if those promises don't keep 'Cause promises, like lives, can be bought so very cheap." - Oingo Boingo --------------------------- Following is a second-hand cut-and-paste of a first-hand account of how Sonic Beef was brought unto this world. There will not be a test later, so drink up. Also visit Sonic Beef online HQ and sound off. This club of rowdy BASE jumpin, Skydiving freako's was formed from a horrible landing as everyone has done once or twice. It took over a year to actually put this combination of words into what it is becoming today; an "organized" club of rowdy beer swillin bunch of BASE jumpers, Skydiving freako's, and those willing to take thier clothes off while drunk like the five founding members. This club was formed through correspondence while we (#2 & #3) were living in Germany and was a gift to #2+#3 from #1 (The Beef). There are five founding member names and Six actual founding members. Here they are by number. #2 (Sonic the Beef Hog) was skydiving one day with #3 (Wee Beef Creator) at the greatest DZ in the universe(Skydive Parkton) when on one particular landing I ate it hard like I was looking for a cheese burger that fell out of my pocket or something. #1(The Beef, DZO and Best friend to all) saw this as he was going Baja with his Toyota Echo across the DZ and yelled to me "Sonic Beef!!!!!". The Club was born. Soon after #5 (Intellectual Beef) came into the picture with his wife and fit in immediately due to his superior intellect and abnormally large penis. All the male SB members have huge penises except #6 he lost his in a karate fight with a 13 year old girl. Feeling a void in the Sonic Force we felt amiss. But to our surprise and delight Elliot #4 came into the picture in enough time to not give a shit about anything or anyone. His hard hitting nature made him a pleasure to be around and kept us from feeling that we were anything more than a fucking bunch of dipshits. Also that we could eat shit if we felt so obliged. #1. John "The Beef", Mastermind of Sonic beef and uses his Sonic powers to dance and sing "Indian Outlaw". #2. Matt "Sonic the Beef Hog", Idiot who has permanent mental issues from prolonged exposure to Afghan culture and Chai. Uses his Sonic powers to make it through the day without killing anyone or himself. #3. LilBird "Wee Beef Creator" AND #2 and #3's belly baby "Wee Beef" - These are the only two members to have the same number.....EVER! Uses Sonic powers to create the fellow #3 member and also stay with her idiot partner #4. Elliot "The Beef Brander" is the authorization point for all Sonic Beef tattoos. Uses Sonic powers to.....Well, to not give a shit about you. #5. McDuck "Intellectual Beef" This is our source of mind altering philosophy and intellect. Uses Sonic powers to reenact any Family Guy or Futurama scene in an Intellectual manner that boggles normal people. The founding members find it hilarious. This is the line up, Please feel free to sign in and get your bad ass Sonic Beef name on the Sonic Roster. Once a member you must use the words "Sonic" or "Beef" like the word "smurf" in Smurf Village. The list must continue!!!! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Oh, and let it be known that the word-formerly-known-as "just" will now be spelled as "jsut", by decree from SB #2. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Officially in my happy place now... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

You know, that is something I have been meaning to catch up on. Right now, we have the basic list with SOME numbers. Let me confer with the other founding memebrs and see what we can come up with for a current list. This thread, and the other Sonic Beef thread started by Sonic the Beef Hog (eb66to77) should have most of the names listed. We've been a bit lazy about giving numbers out because it's too difficult to keep track of them all. I suppose if we are thinking about and haven't been in a booze-induced coma recently, you get the number too. #1 - The Beef #2 - Sonic the Beef Hog #3 - Wee Creator & Wee Beef #4 - Beef Brander #5 - (ACHOO!)llectual Beef #6 - Sonic Screetch --------------------------- #7 - Executive Beef #8 - Beefalo Wings #9 - Smoked Beef #10 - Beef Strokinoff #11 - Virgin Beef #12 - ??? #13 - Chipped Beef #14 - Monkey Beef #15 - Fishy Beef #30 - Ground Beef Flaming Beef Can-a-Beef (aka Sub-Sonic Tofu) Hairy Beef McBeef Beef Bomb Zesty Beef (what the hell did we name Shaun? Beefpole? I need to start eating more fish) Slack Beef Beef Tenderfoot (whatever the heck we named clark) Beef-A-Doodle-Doo Sonic Meat Devious Beef These are the ones I'm aware of and can remember without past-life regression. Numbers sort of fell by the wayside due to a decision to let all Beef members have the ability to name others. I suppose you could petition the founding members for a number PN (post Naming). Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Ah yes, I see the tank top now. Yep, definitely a tank top there, but it looks like it's being given an assist by your hands. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

You almost got me in trouble for laughing my ass off at that one. See? now you HAVE to come visit us so we can prove we aren't as bass-ackwards as people like to think...well, at least CORA and I aren't, seeing as how we're transplants from elsewhere. We even have a spare bedroom in our new house, and you don't have to worry about sharing that room with every known species of insect...just two. I'm still giggling over that "hide the dogs" comment. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Sunny? Are those your no-no's flying free in your avatar? Not that I've been staring for the past hour trying to figure it out or anything. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Vals' in there now. Seems to be smiling a lot. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Well, the silver helmeted one isn't in there now, but I couldn't tell if the helmet had flames or not. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Renee is in there now! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Who's in there right now? Looks like a woman...rather slim...is it one of them? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Thank you very much, my friend. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I've heard lots about this, but I've yet to check it out. Are any of those six still available? PM sent. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.