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I was just having fun with you, my friend. No worries. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Just so we're clear, I'm Kevin. But I hear ya, brother. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

So there we have it. This person, who is not/was not a student of John's causes problems for the rest of us and John gets the blame. That's camaraderie for you. You want a patsy? You want your scapegoat? Go look up this character who is REALLY causing the heat. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I could be way off base here, no pun intended, but it was my understanding that the person we are goosestepping around naming here, the problem child himself, was never a student of yours John. Am I mistaken? I mean, I asked you for over a year to start mentoring me and you made it clear that you were not taking students, not training people, not being responsible for starting people out BASE jumping. That was CRYSTAL CLEAR to me. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

And seeing as how this person just recently registered, perhaps it WOULD be a good idea to get their full name out here. SB #2 is right: John came out long ago and stated he was done with taking others BASE jumping. This isn't about him. This is about others who never realize that THEY are the problem everyone is talking about when THEY chime in with advice. Say what you will, but I'm beginning to see that there are some truly elitist mentalities that lead to going off half-cocked without all of the information. Self-righteous nonsense aside, as it seems misplaced coming as it does from behind the cloak of anonymity, check your facts before you go making asinine accusations. I don't know why i even bother here. The Brander said it best in thast post that got locked down. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Regardless of the weather, come on down! We'll welcome you with open...something...and lots of satchel rubbing on your rig. Seriously, my new rig will be in this weekend also, so I promise not to defile YOURS with my privates, if you'll give me the same courtesy. Also, have you been over to SONIC BEEF and registered there yet? We'd love to have you join your Beefy brothers and sisters there at SONIC BEEF, your online BEEF connection. Hope to see you this weekend, Rachael. P.S. You missed all the beer, food, fun and cat-fighting on my birthday last weekend. WHERE WRE YOU?? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I found out that String Beef named Ratboy "Bit-o-Beef". Once named, forever named, I suppose. We had a few more additions this weekend, so let me update the roster here. Chuck, the numbering will be correct...I promise. Even if I have to redo it several hundred times. #1 - The Beef #2 - Sonic the Beef Hog #3 - Wee Creator & Wee Beef #4 - Beef Brander #5 - (ACHOO!)llectual Beef --------------------------- #6 - Sonic Screetch #7 - Executive Beef #8 - Beefalo Wings #9 - Smoked Beef #10 - Beef Strokinoff #11 - Virgin Beef #12 - Chipped Beef #13 - Monkey Beef #14 - Sonic Boom Boom #15 - Fishy Beef #30 - Ground Beef Flaming Beef Can-a-Beef (aka Sub-Sonic Tofu) Hairy Beef McBeef Beef Bomb Zesty Beef String Beef Slack Beef Beef Tenderfoot Longhorn Beef Beef-A-Doodle-Doo Sonic Meat Devious Beef Beef Chow Mein Beef Period Huckabeef Soup Line (pending notification) Porkbread Sonic Starr Bit-o-Beef Sonic Salsa Grade Z Beef Beef Jerky Sonic Divot How about our chapter members? Any additions this weekend? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

"I caught you a delicious bass." (Best affirmation of love EVER) Napoleon Dynamite Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Dude, you totally stole from me stealing from Bender. We'll lift several mighty toasts to your non-presence, and I may even curse your name if it all comes back up at 4am. I'm trying to confirm the BEEF name for Ratboy. I'm getting sketchy details that he HAS been named, but no confirmation as to what that name actually is. If he hasn't received one yet, The Beef and I think "Sonic Ho-Daddy" works best. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

And a damn fine suggestion if I do say so my damn self. I'm all geeked out about this party. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I believe we'll be able to arrange for that, my friend. What with the expertise we'll have in that arena, and all. I'll take suggestions as well. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

CRAP! Man, I'm slippin'. I hope this won't reflect poorly on my request that everyone who can should come out to my birthday party at Skydive Parkton this Saturday. We're providing free food (sandwiches, chicken, maybe some lasagna) and free beer. I'm organizing, and Cora's buying. Okay, here it is, with the CORRECT numbering: #1 - The Beef #2 - Sonic the Beef Hog #3 - Wee Creator & Wee Beef #4 - Beef Brander #5 - (ACHOO!)llectual Beef --------------------------- #6 - Sonic Screetch #7 - Executive Beef #8 - Beefalo Wings #9 - Smoked Beef #10 - Beef Strokinoff #11 - Virgin Beef #12 - Chipped Beef #13 - Monkey Beef #14 - ??? #15 - Fishy Beef #30 - Ground Beef Flaming Beef Can-a-Beef (aka Sub-Sonic Tofu) Hairy Beef McBeef Beef Bomb Zesty Beef String Beef Slack Beef Beef Tenderfoot Longhorn Beef Beef-A-Doodle-Doo Sonic Meat Devious Beef Beef Chow Mein Beef Period Huckabeef Soup Line (pending notification) Porkbread Sonic Starr Yeah, so there you have it. Also, everyone's invited to the party...and the jumping prior. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

That's right. For some reason, I thought we named her Beef Bulgogi...maybe because she's Korean and Chow Mein is Chinese... Okay, here's an updated list: #1 - The Beef #2 - Sonic the Beef Hog #3 - Wee Creator & Wee Beef #4 - Beef Brander #5 - (ACHOO!)llectual Beef --------------------------- #6 - Sonic Screetch #7 - Executive Beef #8 - Beefalo Wings #9 - Smoked Beef #10 - Beef Strokinoff #11 - Virgin Beef #12 - ??? #13 - Chipped Beef #14 - Monkey Beef #15 - Fishy Beef #30 - Ground Beef Flaming Beef Can-a-Beef (aka Sub-Sonic Tofu) Hairy Beef McBeef Beef Bomb Zesty Beef String Beef Slack Beef Beef Tenderfoot Longhorn Beef Beef-A-Doodle-Doo Sonic Meat Devious Beef Beef Chow Mein Beef Period Huckabeef Soup Line (pending notification) Porkbread Sonic Starr I think that about covers it for the moment. Nic, my friend, you lost me there. "DD list"? I'm all befuddled this morning, and not thinking entirely logically. Please explain. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

DINGDINGDING! You are correct, sir. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

He just wants to party, don't be fooled. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Class, quiet down now. I'd like to introduce our newest friend and member: Sonic Starr! Please don't pull her pigtails or you'll get no porridge tonight. Welcome aboard, Sonic Starr. You are our newest chapter leader. Go forth and spread the BEEF all over Louisiana. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I'll take that as an indication that you are beyond honored by your appointment to our growing ranks. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Burn in. Why not? If you're gonna die at noon, known fact, then might as well make your last jump truely your last skydive, right? Oooh...Chaos Theory wants to slobber all over this one... Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

There will be no 'jacking of this thread with your inanities. Your SB name is now "Porkbread". I'll show you where to get your hat once you're back in town. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I was just thinking this morning how unfair it is to go right from one nuisance to another in the same two-month span. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

Whoo! Thanks for catching that one, Chuck! You are absolutely correct. SB2 gave you #13 in your birthday thread, and I think the reason I forgot that is because I've slept since then. Corrections to the list: #12 - Chipped Beef (unless he wants a higher number) #13 - Monkey Beef And I believe the numbering has since fallen by the wayside, so cherish your numbers, those of you who have them. I'm wondering if we can get Chuck a hat that fully illustrates all of his memberships to the various and sundry skydiving clubs...but it would have to be HUGE. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

In addition to everything you've already been told, you might want to try Spybot, as they've just released another update to their products check. They also have an immunize function that will make those progams think they are already installed when they happen across your computer again. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I left some names out due to lack of brain cells and barley, so here's as much of an updated list as I'm currently privy to, with regards to SONIC BEEF membership: #1 - The Beef #2 - Sonic the Beef Hog #3 - Wee Creator & Wee Beef #4 - Beef Brander #5 - (ACHOO!)llectual Beef --------------------------- #6 - Sonic Screetch #7 - Executive Beef #8 - Beefalo Wings #9 - Smoked Beef #10 - Beef Strokinoff #11 - Virgin Beef #12 - ??? #13 - Chipped Beef #14 - Monkey Beef #15 - Fishy Beef #30 - Ground Beef Flaming Beef Can-a-Beef (aka Sub-Sonic Tofu) Hairy Beef McBeef Beef Bomb Zesty Beef String Beef Slack Beef Beef Tenderfoot Longhorn Beef Beef-A-Doodle-Doo Sonic Meat Devious Beef Beef Bulgogi And one name held in abeyance, waiting for a particular person to ask for a name: Soup Line Oh, and John (aka The Beef), I've got a name for your friend Scott that went BASE jumping with us: HuckaBeef Okay, this is also a call to all of the current members, most especially the remote members who are starting official SB chapters in areas we have yet to invade: Get out there and add new members. I want to be able to visit Switzerland again and see more than one or two hats. Same goes for Texas. We want the BEEF to spread like kudzu, so get those craniums cranking and jump/party/name those new members! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I wish I had the words to express how excited I am for you both. There isn't anything the two of you can't accomplish, or get through, together. Wishing you the best always. Love you both, Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

I have some pictures like that, but I don't know if I have them scanned. Try THIS link and see what you think. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.