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That's Awesome! Congratulations!
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How many people that you have had sex with do you keep in touch with?
vskydiver replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
100% The only person I've had sex with, I've been married to for---- coming up on 25 years now. I'm still kissing him passionately every day. Is that contact enough? I think so. -
Is this how people are raising money for charity now? I've been doing it all wrong. Give me a tissue Krissane!
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Flashback... If you're a hottie and you know it...
vskydiver replied to Yoshi's topic in The Bonfire
I'm not a hottie but I wish I were. Does that count? JohnMitchell says I'm beautiful when the lights are out and I'm in total darkness. 1st pic is my avatar. 2nd pic is me hanging out with a local in Thailand. 3rd pic is of me hanging out the car window when we were looking at the Christmas lights last week. -
John cooks for me often. He even brings my coffee up to me in bed several times a week. I think there is really no question to this question. Anytime you do something for someone else like that, it's going to be sexy.
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Happy Birthday!
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Define "make out". We kiss in front of them. We keep it clean. They usually say "EWE!" But I think they are secretly happy that they have two parents that love each other and would much rather have to watch us kiss than fight.
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No, I just really think JohnMitchell made the coffee too strong this morning. I think he did it on purpose too! I'm probably going to have to punish him when he gets home from work.
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I think it's a little bit irritating. But it could be that I've had too much coffee this morning.
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Happy Birthday!
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If you could pick your first name.. what would it be?
vskydiver replied to SuFantasma's topic in The Bonfire
Our Melissa hates her name; she wants to be called Meghan. I think Steve is a pretty cool name, but John is such a freakin' classic I'm pretty happy with it. Yeah, but you put the VETO stamp on the name Meghan as I recall. Poor Melissa. I know how she feels. At least she has a normal name. Try finding the name "Valinda" on one of those leather bracelets! I would take any nice normal name over this one. But I'm thinking Val and Linda (creative parents) would be sad if I changed my name. Probably those leather bracelets just make your wrist smell funky anyway. -
That's a very nice summery.
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Does it really matter?
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I have JohnMitchell on the phone right now and he said that you don't deserve boobie pictures. He also told me not to send you Sh*#. But I do deserve them!
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No! I can count to 21 if I have to. I have all my fingers and toes. Well, actually we were saying that you don't count. Doesn't matter how high you can, or can't, count.
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No!
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I have JohnMitchell on the phone right now and he said that you don't deserve boobie pictures. He also told me not to send you Sh*#.
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Oh! Thank goodness! I'm already confused as to what's allowable in the bonfire and when I ask questions people are calling me names and accusing me of being a male! (TURTLE!) That's just silly. Oops! I didn't say that. Shhh! Calling you a MALE . . . OH I BEG TO DIFFER! Hardwood floors is just another way to describe the smooth, close shave a woman might elect to affect on her carpet. I know better . . .
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I didn't use it. I didn't swear at anyone.
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I didn't use it. I didn't swear at anyone.
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Or what? Edited to add: are you saying that slow green shelled creatures don't deserve to be called stupid fuckers? AWE! You said it again! He's gonna get mad!
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No, according to Mamajumps you have to be male to be called that name.
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Oh! Thank goodness! I'm already confused as to what's allowable in the bonfire and when I ask questions people are calling me names and accusing me of being a male! (TURTLE!) That's just silly. Oops! I didn't say that. Shhh!
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OK. Sorry.
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Turtles don't run very fast. You might want to be careful.