Bolas

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  1. Usually still breathing is considered a standard? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Bolas

    How dumb are you?

    Just cuz you don't admit you're a dumbass doesn't mean it's not true... Not a PA, more of a GA... Edited: @#&$in' grammar police... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    How dumb are you?

    Verizon insurance sucks. You pay $10-$15 a month for and then there is a $50 deductible. What magic trick can it do? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Congrats to both of ya!!! I talked to Hippie after sunset: Can't believe you made it until 3 AM. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Unless it's a PEBCAK or ID 10 T problem. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas

    How dumb are you?

    I just had to resurrect this thread (had to search manually for it) For those too lazy to read the whole thing I've included a stupidity summary at the bottom. Little bit of backstory: Late august last year I was at the Roaming DZ raft n' jump weekend in the mountains of North Carolina. On of the jumpers has a house up there and we were hanging out around Eric's pool and drinking. People were getting pushed in. I still had my clothes and my cel phone on me so I thought I was safe. I get pushed in the pool with my cel phone. I get out of the water quickly and immediately try to turn it on to see if it still works. The cel phone gets fried but I'm able to by a used phone fairly cheap and use that. Fast forward to last week. I'm going into the office and it is absolutely pouring. Of course I can't find a close place to park so I park in the boonies and start walking in. I realize I left my cel in the car so I have to go back and get it. I grab the phone and drop it on the ground in the rain. Not thinking anything of it I put it in my pocket and walk in. I get inside and I'm drenched from head to toe. I didn't have an umbrella (just a jacket with a hood)but it was basically raining sideways so it wouldn't have helped. Pull the phone out of my pocket and its off. Dumbass turns it back on and the wrong time shows. I get annoyed and hit it on the desk and some water comes out and the right time shows up. It keeps cutting out and I keep powering it back on (told ya I ain't bright). After a little while of this I manage to get the phone to stay on long enough to download my phonebook and then it dies completely. I still had the phone that went swimming (powered up and seemed to work) so I took it with me to the Verizon store to get the service transferred. After standing in line for 30 minutes the guy told me it would be $20 or I could do it on-line myself for free.
  7. I wish, just been super busy. But now I'm back for a little while in here. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Glad you're OK. You should make that roundhouse kick pic your avatar.
  9. Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. Sorry so late in the reply. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. I met Conway at Dublin last year. I offered him a Corona and put the lime in for him... He said something along the lines of "I don't want any fruit in my beer" and managed to get the lime back out of the bottle. I was impressed. Ya'll should drink at least one Corona without lime at Skyfest. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. And the possessive is "y'all's" (as in "Y'all's boogie is gonna' rock!")--- only word with two apostrophes. Don't forget You'uns - Ya'll plus a few. ex: You'uns gonna have bug fun, y he-ah?
  12. I'm no where near good enough to pull that off. Z-Flock, on the other hand... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. How about some wingsuits? Would they change the rules to allow an open formation with grips? Stars are kinda hard to do. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Not looking likely... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. What do you get when you mix a fast plane, a beach, and RoamingDZ.com? One hell of a good time!
  16. I heard in another thread the DZ closed. Hope it's not true. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Is one of the side effects of those drinks: double letters? or At least it didn't put you in a period. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. She doesn't have to do that anymore, they're married. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. That may even be too weird to be sexy to me. Maybe. Wow, what a party. Great seeing everyone. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. I think the big issue was some people wanted a different gas in the balloons. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Convince you, hmmm... you get to hump the old people on boats?
  22. Do you have to compete to jump the beach? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Jimmy Coiner did a wingsuit jump and landed 1 mile long of the drop zone. When asked about it, he said he'd already been around the earth once, and didn't feel like making a second trip. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Is it the same place on the beach as last year? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Only if there is video. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.