Bolas

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  1. I thought it was White Castle. The burgers are even called sliders. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. MTV just turned 25, how young ya feel now? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. We waited 5+ years for that? I guess it was worth it.
  4. (Groan) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. You first saw it in the movie Doc Hollywood? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. I think that truck is possessed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Put that wig back on wench!!! I'll keel haul ya if I don't get me grog. ARRRRRRRRRRRR Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. If he had just said that and not added: I'd agree with you. By closing with this he (in my mind at least) softballed it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Spoken like someone with experience. I'm not buying the pure and innocent thing anymore. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. I haven't even gotten to keel-hauling. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Damn baby, I'm not from Havana. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Sell one kid on E-bay and you'll be set for life. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Good point, we'll send half the troops to her place and the other half to yours. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. ARRRRRRRRRRR, get me grog or I'll run ye thru. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Shut down the crisis center, call off the national guard. We are back to code tolerable: I repeat, code tolerable. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Aw c'mon. She's gonna want a guy just like daddy... Better drive some rusty nails through that bat. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. AAAARRRR Ye wench, fetch me grog and be quick about it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. A guy walks up to a hot girl in a bar and says, "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?" She smiles and says, "Sure." He then says, "How about for $50?" She slaps him and yells, "Hell no, do you think I'm some kind of slut?" He rubs his face and says, "We've already established that, now we're just negotiating on price." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. I'm not making fun of alcoholism and/or its effects. My comment is on celebrities in general. They never admit to any wrong doing until the evidence is indisputable, if they do then. If they break their silence they do not apologize and admit guilt but instead make a statement and blame anything (drugs, alcohol, and stress are popular) or anyone for the problem but themselves . I know innocent until proven guilty, but kinda hard to dispute most traffic stops with a camera running on you. It's not like he'll get anything more than a slap on the wrist anyway. He'll do a PSA as his community service, pay a fine, and donate some money to some charity. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. The CREW gyno position is still open. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. That is the best overdrive ever, imagine how fast she'd go if you floored it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. You just have to duck and jump the laser. Kids these days. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Gotta love GM quality. That's a good excuse if you get pulled. Officer: Ma'am do you have any idea how fast you were going? You: 150. I'm still going that fast. Kudos for remembering to put the truck in drive for the pic though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Congrats and thanks for the text message. Still trying to figure out the code though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.