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Make sure everything you want done is either addressed or scheduled before you close. I had a few things that weren't being addressed and my real estate agent basically blew them off. That was, until I told her I was pushing back the closing date and had told the bank to hold the deposit. She was pissed, but things got done. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

If he had called back I would have started asking what "options" he wanted. Mounting points Lube dispenser etc. etc. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Karate Kid music video Starring Mr. Belding. http://www.sweeptheleg.com/ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

The one that tastes the best. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

My home phone is only about 1-2 digits off from a furniture store/wholesaler. I get wrong number calls all the time. Most of the time I just say hello and they ask if this is the furniture store and I tell them no and hang up. Occasionally I'll get someone who just starts talking. Usually I let them off the hook, but not this poor bastard: Me: Hello? PB: Hi, I'm calling about the Oragum set. Me: Hello? PB: I'm calling about the Oragum set. Me: The Orvum set? PB: The Oragum set. Me: Oh okay. What do you want to know? PB: What is the price on it? Me: How many do you want? There is a price break at 7. PB: Oh, just one. Me: Wow, that's an expensive set, with the Italian leather and all. PB: What's the best price you can give me? Me: It's normally 25 but I can give it to you for 18,4. PB: Is that for the queen or the king? Me: The queen, the king is 5 more. PB: So 1840 for the queen and 2340 for the king? Me: No, 18 thousand four hundred. 5 grand more for the king. This is a really nice set, real Italian leather. PB: Oh, well can you ship to Georgia? Me: Sure, but it is 7 grand more. In state shipping is free though. At that point I hung up because I could no longer keep from laughing. He didn't call back so I guess he got the right number and is now confusing the hell out of them. I should have recorded it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I don't talk to Turtle, he lets me talk to his girlfriend. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

One of the perks of the new job. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

4 slots if you push or hold some things together. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Well if they run out of money or get lost in San Jose... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Make sure you get the right color car: Clicky Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

A friend of mine was in a scene that got cut from the movie but is in the previews.

So a married woman who was having an affair with a guy who was also dating her friend was killed by her friend by sabotaging her gear? And she went on the final skydive with them? I see this being turned into a movie. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Hey, have you heard of this great new DZ finding service? http:\\www.skyride.com Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Once again, more impossible demands on it's workers from THE MANagement. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I can't be the only that saw the subject and thought the first word in the thread would be "Smooth." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Real men don't read instructions (or maps). Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Drugs are bad m'kay? Especially if you don't bring enough for everyone. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Ya got something on your face. Better wipe it off before someone creates a new thread about it.

Pirate.

I really don't think you're going to hurt the taste of King Cobra. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Did that already...133 was the top (omg, she's going to kill me for saying that out loud). Wow, chick on chick action? It would surely raise my heartrate.

EE? That's a worthwhile degree. Liberal arts OTOH... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.