Bolas

One of my favorite posts. Clicky For threads, probably this one: (Which I need to update) Clicky Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Isn't that incest? Yeah, like you'd even bother with the sex change for her. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I don't really surf the Internet drunk. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

It did it again. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You met Bolas Light. There are multiple Bolas's. Bolas Light - Kinda subdued, usually found the next day after a big party night. T Bolas - Outgoing and fun loving but generally not to offensive or obnoxious. Extra Strength Bolas -

ISP Help Line *ring* *ring* "Hello! Local ISP, how can I help you?" "Well, I was sorta hoping someone could walk me through taking a leak" "Okay... well, do you have to go now?" "Yes, I do" "Okay... well, are you on male or female equipment?" "MALE-CLONE..." "Okay, the first thing we want to do is find your fly.." "My what?" "Your fly... it opens your pants. It should be in the front of you. Look down" "I see shoes" "No, sir... look sorta in the front of you... like just below your stomach. You should see some metal on your pants. That's your fly.." "The round thing?" "Well, that's your button... let's open that, too, while we're down there. The fly looks like a lot of little metal things sideways" "Oh, okay.. got it. *pause* Okay, it's open.." "Okay, sir... can you grab your willy?" "No." "Do you see your willy?" "No." "Okay... what do you see?" "I see white... just white and some lines.." "Do you have underwear installed?" "No." "Sir, if you can't see your willy, and you see only white... I think that you may have underwear installed. We are going to have to uninstall your underwear to take a leak...." "Well, my friend was the last one to use my fly... he might have installed underwear..." "Okay, sir... well grab the white part and pull down... keep pulling until you see your willy.." "It's stuck... it won't go down..." "The white part? Or your willy?" "My willy..." "DON"T pull down on your willy, sir... just the underwear... we only want to get to the point where we can see it...." "Oh... okay, we're there...." "Okay... now look around the room... do you see anything made of porcelain?" "I see a little penguin on a shelf ..." "Okay, sir...you're in the living room.... go to the bathroom. We can't take a leak until we are in the bathroom. The bathroom will have a lot of tile, maybe some carpeting... yours might have mirrors or some soap in it. Some people have showers in their bathrooms..." "Well, I'm downstairs... I think the bathroom is upstairs..." "Okay, well... let's go upstairs..." "I can't walk..." "Okay, sir... temporarily reinstall your underwear... then go upstairs.. then uninstall your underwear again..." "That was the white part, right?" "Yes, sir... that's correct..." *pause*"Okay, I'm upstairs..." "Okay... now do you see any porcelain bowl-type things?" "Well, there's two..." "How tall are you sir?" "5'4" .." "Okay... go to the one where it's lower than your willy...." "Okay....I'm there" "Okay... now make sure that you are pointing toward the porcelain bowl.. now just go.... " "What do you mean?" "Well, when it pops up... just hit 'okay'....." More good stuff: http://www.mindspring.com/~koz/Jokes.html Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I really thought I had set the bar low enough. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

His birthday is next week. Duh!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

4.35 now. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

No more building collapse training? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Clean my house, clothes, dishes. Make me dinner too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You have long hair now? I gotta see pics.

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I usually only eat fast food on trips and usually make it a bathroom stop too so I go inside and get it to go. I walked into a KFC/Taco Bell and couldn't remember the name of the taco I wanted so I made the mistake of asking. By doing that, I think I blew this poor woman's (I'm guessing late 30's) brain. I found what I wanted, ordered, and at the end said, "To go." She looked at me and asked, "Is this for here or take out?" I said, "To go." She looked at me again and asked, "Is this for here or take out?" I seriously though about saying to go again, but answered, "Take out." My guess is she had two choices on her screen, and "To go" wasn't one of them. ...and English was definitely her first language. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Can I answer for him? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Well, earlier tonight it was showing me google ads for gay personals. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Snoopy, have you been humping Pig Pen's leg again? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I swear one of these days, I'm gonna start a thread about misleading thread titles. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Bolas rocks. Last time, I saw him, he was wearing his hat and riding a bicycle down some stairs. (But in the dignified manner of a gentleman ) I didn't even crash the bike this year.

I need an Aussie to Redneck translator. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

It's okay honey, no one can see you down there. My arm is blocking the view.

So? I like it when a girl puts on heels and can look down at me.

I bet you a beer I can stick my tongue in your ear without touching the sides. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I think I'm gonna write about myself on the Internet. What should I call it? I'll call it... BLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGG!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.