Bolas

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  1. I actually don't own a grill. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. and the bartender says, "What are you doing with that ugly thing in my bar?" The guy tries to speak... "Shut up!! Ya pencil neck loser, I was talking to the elephant." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    oh crap....

    Change your address to mine and have it shipped here... You can pick it up next weekend.
  4. I'm in work hell. Couldn't even get away to go to dinner with him. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Bolas

    oh crap....

    Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Sending something like this to their office along with a goofy card to embarrass them.
  7. This is truly capitalism at its finest!!! I can imagine the meeting... So, we have all these people that hate Valentine's day. How do we sell to them too? Talk about untapped markets. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. It was a little gross, extremely painful looking, but interesting. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. I stole it from Rev Jim. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. But i'm pyscho in a good way. Sweet lets swap meds and see what happens Could be interesting, as long as someone stands by with a hose! Don't forget the golfballs. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Naaahhhhhh.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Bolas

    DINNER!!!!

    You live in Whoville? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. All ya gotta do is get one more ring and you're a winna!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Can I get a holey bartender with an ambulance chaser? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Your father smelled of elderberries. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Bolas

    Oh no!!!

    Tell em you need a teleconferencing setup and satellite hookup. Better get some razorwire fencing so we don't interrupt your meeting. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas

    Derek Trucks

    So he plays his shoes? I'm very confused. His tour is sponsored by Zappos.com. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. You're a twig, her stuff might fit ya. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. If you're happy and you know it...
  20. Bolas

    Oh no!!!

    Any way you can work remote? I mean satellite has to at least work out there.
  21. Clicky No sale. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. It was nice of her to do it right before VD. You can spend that $$$ on beer and jumps.
  23. I keep telling you. You have to start behind the camera first. For the record: I like Valentines Day. If you're in a relationship - You are almost guaranteed sex for even the smallest gesture. If you're single - You can troll the bars and score with the depressed ones that, "Just don't want to be alone tonight." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.