Bolas

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  1. Bolas

    Soapy tit wank

    [Singing] Memories...
  2. Can't be any worse than me going to a country bar in Greenville, South Carolina wearing this: SFW and I'm fully clothed.
  3. Where do you find those? Tallahassee? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Wow!! Nearly Puked on, Pissed on.. You did have an interesting weekend. Was she at the dropzone or the homeless shelter? Or a really kinky fetish club? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Sheeeet, where I come from they call that the "student progression." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Psycho Punch. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. I'm trying! I was hoping to offend everyone before I got back on the road today. BTW-did I meet you Saturday? I'm not sure because my head was hurting so bad from the night before. I don't remember :p You were there Friday night? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. I believe it was: I forgot the cardinal rule: If you fall down and spill your drinks, don't get more!!! And I did this at least twice!!! I was later corrected and told it was at least four times. More quotes: "Hey, drink with him, he's 21 today." The very next night, while talking and holding up to an extremely trashed PsychoBob. "I think you should make that your last drink. I'm not telling you you have to but it'd probably be a good idea." Unlike my dumb ass, he listened.
  9. awww, thanks for sticking up for me husband. are you healing yet? Dave is a saint. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. You gonna grace us with your medal winning presence? Coulda used ya at The Farm for poker last weekend. I even won a game!!!
  11. He broke ribs? I can't tell ya how many dogs I saw drinking out of and walking through that puddle. The pond is less than 50 feet away. Heal fast Turtle.
  12. Great boogie. You, Hans, and all the staff have done an amazing job there. Now all ya need is a karaoke machine for the stage. Either that, or a pole. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Y' know. You look 'merican in those pics. If you kept your mouth shut, you could probably pass. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas

    Classic Walt

    Ah, the power of the mind. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Remember you're staying at his house and posting on his computer.
  16. Posted here but blatantly stolen from nerdgirl's sig line: http://www.myspace.com/bolasthelegend Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Oh really? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas

    Ass Kissing

    I don't do it. I don't play politics either. It's probably limited my career options and opportunities, but I have to live with myself. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. I am not afraid of death. Death is final, you simply cease to be and live on only in peoples memories. I can't say I'm prepared because I don't have a will. Long term or permanent physical or mental injury scares me though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bitches and sluts, UNITE!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Actually, its a sign of a bad scientist... 1971 isnt prime. Awww c'mon: Y2K taught that dropping the 19 and using 2 digit years causes no problems whatsoever. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Suddenly bitch slave doesn't seem so bad. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.