Bolas

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  1. I think the boy is gonna need a safeword. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Please, don't hurt him... much. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    credit card fraud.

    FDIC covers fraud and theft, right? If so, I can understand why the banks don't pursue, they get the $$$ either way. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. My guess is you're off the advertising, marketing, promotions, and the public relation committees too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. A whip? Kinky... Scott's a lucky guy.
  6. Sighs... Baby I'm getting kinda tired... ~walks to the bedroom I thought he was banished to the couch. STUNT DOUBLE!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. um... my GF might have a problem with that... Meh. Just tell her she lost her turn. Walt Um... Scott can't come to the computer right now... he has lost his privileges... ~he begins to scream.... something about its his computer or something... like that matters... ~I just brought out the whip and he is quiet now... now go to your couch now!!! A whip? Kinky... Scott's a lucky guy.
  8. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=24254269
  9. um... my GF might have a problem with that... Move to Utah. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Good boy, you figured out what i'm talking 'bout. And for your reward you get a ________________. bunch of asparagus? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Oh boy, a bravery bonus for pulling low. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Or drink pineapple juice, right?
  13. That'd be good. You could tell them stories about what you've done to get crack. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Nah, 3 years is too soon. My plan for my 10th was to do the exact opposite of everyone else. Instead of trying to pretend I'm rich and important, I was gonna go the other way, but be overly cheerful Show up in a Taco Bell uniform. "I'm doing GREAT!!! Another six months and I'll make assistant manager on the night shift. I just got new lamb skin seat covers for my Geo Metro. Moved down to the basement of my parents house so I have my own door now. Just became treasurer of our LORP clan. Got a killer deal on a rare Pokemon card and only have 15 more payments on my russian bride." Meh, maybe I'll go for my 15th, the more years off I put it, the funnier it will be. 3 years out of school? Skip it. Call some of your old friends if you want and do something else. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. No fair! You took my answer!!! We can share it cuz you're there too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Hunny, don't give it up for free. At least make him buy you dinner first. Weell you super size dem thar fries? It's are anniver-sry. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Mmmm...brains!. Blues, Dave Bumped cuz this is stuck in my head: http://youtube.com/watch?v=cOlznuyPOeM Live version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=AjcH2UmK1uo Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Right click the picture link and do save as. Don't open it.
  19. Bolas

    10,500!!!!

    Ehh, go drink with a monitor again. Actually that was very touching.
  20. Apple/Tree Comment Replace Apple with Nut. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Well it's more than one, but we're all together.
  22. I've got both but I forward the cell to my VOIP cuz cell service here sucks so people only have to know one number. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Bolas

    10,500!!!!

    Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.