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Everything posted by Bolas
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You are so bad... I didn't have time to shave/learn to walk, we barely caught the plane as is. You know, when I saw Banesanura's platform gladiator boots in the trunk, I almost dared her to wear them on the jump. But then again, she probably would have dared me to jump without the jumpsuit. Or dared you to wear them... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Has anyone ever had a quicky between loads? I always thought that would be the greatest thing ever. Make a jump, pack up, manifest for the load after next and head back to the trailer for some sexy time between jumps. Well, it is going to be a long, hot summer..... You gotta sneak it in when you can.. Seriously, no. But it is an excellcent idea. Now I just have to figure out how to get the tandem girls back to my trailer. According to a show on the Discovery Channel we are in the perfect sport. Skydiving and bungie jumping and similar sports produce dopamine in the brain which increases attraction. So basically right after they land is the time to get them in the sack because they find you more attractive than they normally would due to the dopamine levels. Once you start having sex the brain releases more dopamine so that you'll keep having sex. I love the Discovery Channel. Ya really think tandem masters and vidiots do it for the $$$? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Bwahahaha While you could use the public hot tub, a hot tub suite at a hotel is prolly preferabler. Plus you can throw bubbles in it too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Viscosity breaks down at higher rpms - sometimes you just can't stop and have to go to red line! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Not to mention unsanitary... Condoms solve both those issues. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Hard to tell the smoke from the steam too.
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Almost like the beer. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That's a mouthful of Bolas. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You are so bad... I didn't have time to shave/learn to walk, we barely caught the plane as is. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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My personalities debated your point and voted on it. 69 disagreed with you 42 agreed 5 abstained 9 didn't vot cuz they were distracted by something shiny Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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:: 5th Annual Team ONE Good VIBES Boogie!! ::
Bolas replied to missann1320's topic in Events & Places to Jump
says, "This is not a path you wanna go down li'l girl..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Yeah, he looks like he's old enough to cut his own meat... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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What Can We Do About Skyride II
Bolas replied to slotperfect's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
There's always orphans... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Didn't anyone get an upskirt photo??? Dang! I'm so disappointed. She says as if she hasn't gone through the photos 100's of times... My computer blue screened yesterday when I clicked on one. What do you have to say for yourself?? Stop clicking so fast on the pics to make them seem like animation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Doin' good. Ya'll gonna make it to SkyFest?
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Didn't anyone get an upskirt photo??? Dang! I'm so disappointed. She says as if she hasn't gone through the photos 100's of times... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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i want to bang ya baby! there... is that good You rock!!! That's a good li'l porn kitty.
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Send us the youtube links! She uses FB to post her pussy vids with tongue action too. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/video/video.php?v=78819016954 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Has anyone ever had a quicky between loads? I always thought that would be the greatest thing ever. Make a jump, pack up, manifest for the load after next and head back to the trailer for some sexy time between jumps. Trailer? How about just taking them to a team room or just a closet. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Oh, good point! Yep - hitting the wall at high speed, and hearing a loud crack and then unbelievable pain is NOT good! All healed up though . . . And that was just in the parking lot with a camera case... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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THAT HAD TO BE MCSWERVY +1 Swear to God it wasn't me. I only voted for 1 person throughout this entire thread and it wasn't him. If it'll make them leave ya alone, I'll tell them who ya voted for... Freak... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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What is your signature sex move or position and...
Bolas replied to iluvtofly's topic in The Bonfire
LOL. I'm thinking back to a Seinfeld episode where George tried to do Jerry's move and used crib notes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fusilli_Jerry http://www.livevideo.com/video/E4C4B0B1B76B493FB96B7A714A494D7B/seinfeld-the-fusilli-jerry.aspx Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Welcome. I'll let the Zhills people answer your ? Do I think tats are sexy? I can take em or leave em. If they've got them, great. If not, that's cool too. I'm not gonna be like "Wow, she'd be hot if she had less/more/no tattoos." Bolas "No tats or piercings so sorta unique these days" Rodriguez Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Then make sure the door is closed and locked... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Hey I know her... Err, wait, she wasn't a jumper. I'm not that vocal personally... except for the dirty talk.