Bolas

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  1. Bolas

    Single..

    You haven't heard the latest pickup line? "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Chiquita? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Beth? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Whats wrong with high heels??? Nothing. Ya'll can't run away as fast. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. I knew I picked the wrong time to make dinner. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. This is almost funnier: Is that the Sims? http://www.break.com/index/chinese-tiger-woods-accident-reenactment.html Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Ever see The Rock, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Transformers? He directed those. There is a saying in my town, "If it's Michael Bay, you know shit's gonna blow up." Hence the helicopters, airplanes and pyro. http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155700/ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Yep. Partially right: God was man "created". Man is result of a more than a million year old and still working evolution. I think we've pretty much killed evolution. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Whatever she is and is happy with.
  10. A bare accusation, without evidence, is just that, and nothing more. As to why so many? - The skanks started coming out of the woodwork once it became known that the one woman he probably did bang on the side successfully extorted hush money. Then it became a money-making opportunity. That hardly enhances the credibility of the accusers in my mind. Are you saying women that sleep with married men might lie too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Agreed. This half ass shit we do has gotta stop. Decide to do something, commit to it, and fully fund it until we decide to stop. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Ladydyver? Skootz? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Possibly. If so, I'd hafta leave the 27th or 28th though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. +1 +2 (Unless the sleeping around or violence is consensual) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas

    Single..

    2 out of 3 ain't bad. Now at least you're single without mom around.
  16. Is Tom Hayden even available? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas

    Single..

    She's French Canadian, different set of jokes needed. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas

    Single..

    You forgot to mention where the rejections took place. http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas

    Single..

    Yeah...we all know where THAT would end up! Him pickin' up the check, you tellin' him to call...And then never answering. You downloading for public enjoyment humiliation, his late night booty beggin' on yer voicemail. . . I'm sorry Bolas...I just felt an obligation to cock-block this thing, before you break another heart! Are you channelling Divot? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas

    Single..

    From another thread: Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Bolas

    Single..

    Try forcefully opinionated. I'm sure to get a beating over this (especially after my post in the name the Rack thread).... I find Shah Intriguing. I also find his post's (not all) quite refreshing, and funny at times. Yes, his post's can be quirky, and they sometimes seem a bit neanderthal in nature, but he (in his mind) is honest and truthful with his thoughts. They are just generalizations, he doesn't directly attack anyone... Why is it so hard to just enjoy his uniqueness vs. everyone attacking him. I would actually like to meet Shah one day and enjoy some friendly banter with him. g I think he's funny and brings a unique perspective even if he does think I'm a chick... When I said forcefully opnionated, I mean he tends to repeat his opinion multiple times versus just saying what he thinks and letting others agree/disagree. I'd have a beer or two with him.
  22. Shah, you may find safe haven here...
  23. Bolas

    Single..

    Try forcefully opinionated. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas

    Single..

    Woman does this, she's a slut or desperate. Guy does this, he's just doing what guys do. No harm, no foul, unless he pushes too hard when the girl signals no. That's creep zone and actually pretty hard to get into. Society just doesn't treat women the same as men when it comes to this. That's why you really can't call a guy a whore and there's no label like "cougar" that'd ever apply to a man. That's just the society stereotypes same as women don't like sex, men have to trick them into it. I think the reality more is some don't make the first move because they generally don't have to. In areas where single women outnumber the men, they are generally more forward. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Bolas

    Single..

    Know thy audience. Mike Birbiglia said it best: What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.