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  1. freefallfreak
    Once again, our very own Mr. Bill succeeds in putting in print, what I hold in my heart. FFF A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  2. freefallfreak
    Uhh....SLEEP??? FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  3. freefallfreak
    Yeah, but how much experience?? Dude, my entire family, dating back four generations, has been involved in law enforcement in one form or another. This is a horrible example of lack of training. Sure, fear is an everyday part of a cop's life but when it reaches a point that the fear overrules common sense and decency, it's time the cop quits... FFF A Hard On Doesn't Count As Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  4. freefallfreak
    Yep....agreed... FFF A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  5. freefallfreak
    Just pack up all that nasty gold and send it to me...I'll do my best to find a way of disposing it without damaging the earth or corrupting others. Rest assured that any and all parcels recieved will be disposed of in a mannerly fashion, in complete solitude and respect for it's abilities to corrupt humankind, and will never have to cross paths with the donors. FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  6. freefallfreak
    Ok, who else wants to nominate someone?? C'mon, peeps...let's find out who the Character of the Year is gonna be... FFF If you have something vital and it's sincere, you can communicate "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  7. freefallfreak
    Uhh - and you spend your spare time doing WHAT?? lol... FFF A Hard On Doesn't Count As Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  8. freefallfreak
    Well, so far. I've had Pammi make 7 of them (maybe 8, I can't remember) and I've been more than happy with them all...and everyone that I've given one to has been pleased... FFF Hi Merrick....how's Judge?? "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  9. freefallfreak
    Yep, it's called death...lol. FFF If it were truly the thought that counts, more women would be pregnant "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  10. freefallfreak
    Good Morning Bill. Uhh, that could also increase the odds of of an early demise...tee-hee... FFF A Hard On Doesn't Count As Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  11. freefallfreak
    Typical female response... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  12. freefallfreak
    Uhh, I'm Bi-Sexual - I believe in sex twice a day...lol. FFF A Hard On Doesn't Count As Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  13. freefallfreak

    Tooth X-Ray

    freefallfreak replied to jessd's topic in The Bonfire

    Dear - is that a polite way (the x-ray) of saying that your dentist "screwed" you orally?? FFF A Hard On Doesn't Count As Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  14. freefallfreak
    I vote Chuckie "Peacemaker of the Day"...lol. (Well spoken, dude) FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  15. freefallfreak
    Here, here, here...I cast my nonconformist-ass vote for SPEEDRACER!!!! FFF HEY, NO FARTING IN THE PLANE!!! "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  16. freefallfreak
    Tee-hee...yep...lol. FFF Try it...you may like it "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  17. freefallfreak
    Lol...I can't even use that - and that thread that HH started (FFF's Fantasy) had more hits than any in the history of dz.com....(I think) FFF A HARD ON DOESN'T COUNT AS PERSONAL GROWTH "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  18. freefallfreak
    The absolute truth, little bro...The absolute truth... FFF A Hard On Doesn't Count As Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  19. freefallfreak
    Oh geez dude, I remember each and every one of those names...does this mean I'm getting old and am gonna be put out to pasture?? Hey, ya'll don't wanna do that - after all, it was the post from HH (FFF's Fantasy) that got me started in the "legend" (ask mama - she said it, lol) business in the first place... FFF If it were truly the thought that counts, more women would be pregnant "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  20. freefallfreak

    ???

    freefallfreak replied to moodyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire

    FFF A Hard On Doesn't Count As Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  21. freefallfreak
    Oh geez, do I ever remember that....lol....he should'a been a comic cause his posts were funnier (if not exactly true) than any I (or anybody else, for that matter) could ever write.. Specter230 gets my nomination... FFF A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  22. freefallfreak
    On the front porch of my g/f's mom's house. We were standing up, her on a roll of carpeting and one leg wrapped around my waist. I leaned back against the wall, not realising that I was leaning on the door bell... Guess who answered the door bell?? LOL...fortunately, she had on a long coat (winter time) and we kinda' wrapped it around us while her mom stood there talking to us..her mom went back inside and damn, wouldn't you know it?? I leaned right back on the f'ing door bell again... FFF If it's in deep and long, it's INDECENT. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  23. freefallfreak
    ***Hopefully mine happens in the next month or so!![/wuote] [Volunteers]Pick me, pick me...lol.[/]Volunteers] FFF It ain't hard unless it's exciting. It ain't exciting unless it's hard. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  24. freefallfreak
    (Looks for desk) Uhh, babe, uhh...I'm hungry... FFF If what I said makes sense, you're asking the wrong person "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
  25. freefallfreak
    Now, in case I don't understand this - Uhh, that would place me - uhh, right about level with heaven?? FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."