freefallfreak

LOL...welcome to the wonderful world of dz.com. FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

...and I thought I was the only one with a back problem?! Nope..apparently there are quite a few of us, lol. I get my 800 mg motrin from the VA system, but of course, they'll give me just about anything I want just to get rid of me, lol... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Yep, I laughed till I almost cried...the mother reminded me of my ex...tee-hee...(she provided shade in the summer and warmth in the winter, lol.) FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Ditto... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

I love cats...I used to feed all the stray cats in my neighborhood.....to my dog...lol. (j/k, ya'll) FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

OMG!! I guess I'll have to start using bandaids or maybe tape to cover mine...that sounded pretty nasty... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Uhh, is this gonna' turn into a "FART THREAD"?? (holds breath and looks for door) FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Single (recently).. Anyone want to date a young, rich, handsome guy?? Till ya' find him, I'm available...lol. FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Dude, Was that a pic of my ex's ass?? tee-hee... FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Uhh, certain people took ears for trophies in Viet Nam but this is the first time I've ever hear of a "trophy colon"...good luck wearing it...lol. FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

USS Enterprise...CVN-65 FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Wildblue, I can't tell unless I actually looked at it but Pontiac is famous for their wiring problems and the switch you described is the first place it seems to start. Unfortunately, you have to pull the steering wheel to replace the wiring/dimmer switch. It's a simple operation but space is tight, so if I were you and didn't have experience replacing the wiring harness, take it to a professional. It's harder than it sounds. FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Dude, Friend?? The only single man she knew?? Fucking RUN, dude...and not towards her, either. FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

EGADS!!! WORK is a four letter word... FFF P.S. So is love. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Me - naked - on a bed of rose petals - with plenty of whipped cream and strawberries. (Whoops, did I say that out loud??) FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Becky, I wish I could help. I haven't the words to tell you what children mean to me. All I can say is your child doesn't deserve this. Bless you, Becky, and I hope it all works out. Keep us informed - cause we care. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

I'm covering myself all over...so you won't have to throw anything away...lol FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

At least you didn't offer to lend him a hand...tee-hee... FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Ya gotta give me time to get the Polar Bear back on the road...He's being painted right now and it's gonna take a couple more weeks to finish...then we can do Hotlanta in style... FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

*paints self with frosting* FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Bill, SRS doesn't make nuclear weapons any more *choke-cough*. (Lol) They claim that no more plutonium is being processed there - somehow, I doubt their word. After all, K reactor developed a crack years ago and was shut down, but what of the other 8 reactors? They claim that they don't store weapons there - but why do they have all those bunkers so deep in the earth? Now, to clarify something. Nope, they don't make the weapons - they make all the components - to be assembled elsewhere. The disclaimer is the nuc's aren't being assembled but if you manufacture a gun, it isn't a weapon without the bullets. If you manufacture ammo, it isn't a weapon without the gun. So, as long as they two components aren't assembled, it isn't a weapon (governments way of thinking). In reality, no one - and I mean NO ONE - knows just exactly what is being made there. Everything is compartmentalized. And I'm still looking for a roommate...lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season. When Indian men see cave, they holler,"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read: "NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN." FFF If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Uhh, we flying with cows now?? Tee-hee... FFF There once was a lad named James, who had a passion for idiot games...he lighted the hair of his young love's affair - and laughed while she peed through the flames. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Bless you...you did good... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

Well, I'm not too sure about space travel but I can say this...Nuclear power is highly over-rated. I live next to the Savannah River Site. We recieved notice in the mail last week that our ground water is now polluted with Radium 226 and 228...I don't think nuclear power is the way to go any more. SRS allows deer and hog hunting once or twice a year but will only allow you to take the animal from the SRS after they inspect it for radiation poisoning. I was all for nuclear power till I found out about the "accidents" at SRS that happen from time to time. Ground water pollution is just one of many "accidents" that have happened here and I'm not too comfortable with it now. Anyone need a roommate?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."